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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    snuggling in my new hoodie
  2. DontTellEm Black Hole
    What a loser. How embarrassing.
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    Rest ur cock pleaser, April. Now's not the time.
  4. Landy Pamm Tuskegee Airman
    I was backing up my car and ran over some children like Beto O'Roarke did but when I got out I realized someone had place small blowup sex dolls that looked like midgets so no real children were harmed. one Popped and smelled like Bleach. that's weird
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm I was backing up my car and ran over some children like Beto O'Roarke did but when I got out I realized someone had place small blowup sex dolls that looked like midgets so no real children were harmed. one Popped and smelled like Bleach. that's weird

    Are you able to get back on your meds?
  6. Landy Pamm Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Bradley Are you able to get back on your meds?

    and fuck your ass with a broken off plunger?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. If you had two midgets, a male and a female, and they had sex and had a midget baby, could that midget baby end up twice as small as the parents?
  8. WellHung Black Hole
    Pushing Scron's shit in nice and deep
  9. Landy Pamm Tuskegee Airman
    Planning WWIII by assassinating Putin and bragging about it to the Russians
  10. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    I've been trying to watch the last of us at night after a spliff and after 3 nights I'm still not past episode 3, keep getting distracted reading long ass biographies on Wikipedia.
  11. Landy Pamm Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Instigator I've been trying to watch the last of us at night after a spliff and after 3 nights I'm still not past episode 3, keep getting distracted reading long ass biographies on Wikipedia.

    wut?
  12. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    soaking in the ambience.
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    Thinking about how to get milked
  14. Originally posted by Bradley Thinking about how to get milked

    Hang a sign on the door?
  15. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    just say moo with ya dick out. chicks dig it



    type shit
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  16. I'd say it would be more like a chicken in the morning sound, but ok.
  17. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    I agree with ya reference
  18. Originally posted by jedi_darryl I agree with ya reference

    Yours was better, since chickens can't really be milked.
  19. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    scientifically with the right hybrids it could possibly work.

    yours was brilliant
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    just finished getting milked
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