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  1. Landy Pamm Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina Gaylic

    is what your daddy did
  2. Landy Pamm Tuskegee Airman
    I lost all of my hair like Lanny and Bradley

    so I started pulling the hair follicles out of the back of my head and used a stapler to punch them to make a hairline and kept until I filled in the entire dome
  3. Originally posted by Landy Pamm is what your daddy did

    and yours too
  4. Landy Pamm Tuskegee Airman
    Paul Mario Day who sang was the first Iron Maiden singer sang for Sweet




    Then there was Alan O'Day




    then there is Meat Loaf who's real name Marvin Lee Aday is a variation of O'Dee/O'Day/O'Dea

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. 6835378gjjsjs Tuskegee Airman
    That was probably the best music/video post I've seen on this site. Bad ass
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. Originally posted by Landy Pamm WOULD YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH UP (Or fingers)

    You never have anything nice to say. You're very hurtful and offensive and insensitive

    *raises all ten fingers in the air*
  7. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    coffee ciggy's and tik tok since lala killed the chat
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    Every time I read a wozny post he's got another disease, disability, condition. Like you're either a hypochondriac hanging out at the laundry mat where all the white trashy blondes be at

    Or you're gonna die soon. Probably both.
  9. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Trying to get motivated to start this day. It's cold as fuck, I still haven't taken the dog out. I got some dumb chores I need some gumption to accomplish, wish me luck 🤞
  10. Originally posted by Bradley Every time I read a wozny post he's got another disease, disability, condition. Like you're either a hypochondriac hanging out at the laundry mat where all the white trashy blondes be at

    Or you're gonna die soon. Probably both.

    How long does Wozny have?
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ How long does Wozny have?

    I'm not God but I would say less than one year.

    He's got thyroid issues, obesity problems, high cholesterol, prediabetes, thyroid disease, eye issues, leg swelling (can't remember the term for it), poor circulation and like three or four other diseases.

    Oh and skin cancer on his back.
  12. 6835378gjjsjs Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Bradley I'm not God but I would say less than one year.

    He's got thyroid issues, obesity problems, high cholesterol, prediabetes, thyroid disease, eye issues, leg swelling (can't remember the term for it), poor circulation and like three or four other diseases.

    Oh and skin cancer on his back.

    Really I thought God was a huge sweaty bald faggot that lived in Florida and was obsessed with some fat guy that hurt his feelings online
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by 6835378gjjsjs Really I thought God was a huge sweaty bald faggot that lived in Florida and was obsessed with some fat guy that hurt his feelings online

    no that's me
  14. Originally posted by Bradley I'm not God but I would say less than one year.

    He's got thyroid issues, obesity problems, high cholesterol, prediabetes, thyroid disease, eye issues, leg swelling (can't remember the term for it), poor circulation and like three or four other diseases.

    Oh and skin cancer on his back.

    Sounds like he really is on his last legs.
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    I hope we get another couple years out of him. The same way you hope your 14 year old Labrador doesn't go
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    But we all know what's coming
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    DEATH
  18. Landy Pamm Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Bradley DEATH

    To bad you don't know what's coming and when.

    Rent Free!
  19. Originally posted by Landy Pamm To bad you don't know what's coming and when.

    Rent Free!

    Would you allow us all to go in on a fat life insurance policy on you?
  20. Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ How the hell did you go from stealing your dad's butts in the ashtray to full packs of cigarettes so fast?
    He buys cartons, whenever he gets a new carton i just go in the basement when hes not home and take one pack. He smokes a lot so he doesnt notice
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