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Straight White Male: The Lowest Difficulty Setting There Is \ Why I have no sympathy for yall
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2017-06-25 at 2:12 PM UTCI know this is a shit thread and all but I wanna fuck with this nigger even if he aint here
Originally posted by Thug-Street Well, here’s the thing: In The Real World, you don’t unlock any rewards or receive any benefit for playing on higher difficulty settings.
For minorities this isn't true, all across the western world minorities just by being born have better opportunities than whites or people that pass as white.
Such as (using your plagiarized analogy)
Originally posted by Thug-Street where most quests involve the acquisition of money
Affirmative action (in schools and in work) and welfare
Originally posted by Thug-Street where most quests involve the acquisition of cell phones
Obamaphones
Originally posted by Thug-Street where most quests involve the acquisition of donuts
Finally EBT, SNAP and foodstamps.
Niggering is the easiest shit in the world.
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2017-06-25 at 3:13 PM UTCi wonder which internet forum he's trying to hoodwink now.
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2017-06-25 at 6:08 PM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist notice how the nigger quickly disappears once he realizes we not stupid enough to believe he smart enough to write that op himself. fucking hilarious how he tried it on tho.
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Lol bro get over yourself. I made this thread waiting on a shortie and was too busy getting my dick sucked and drained like I was the last man on earth!.
Props for whoever caught it first I was starting to feel bad for tricking all you crackas haha GOT EM!!
Originally posted by NARCassist i wonder which internet forum he's trying to hoodwink now.
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2017-06-25 at 6:12 PM UTC
Originally posted by Thug-Street Lol bro get over yourself. I made this thread waiting on a shortie and was too busy getting my dick sucked and drained like I was the last man on earth!.
Props for whoever caught it first I was starting to feel bad for tricking all you crackas haha GOT EM!!
http://thehoodup.com/board/
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2017-06-25 at 6:27 PM UTCYou paranoid white boys lol I admitted to it from the get go, we punk each other all the time on hoodup and you all so butthurt I was just making jokes .
Yall some sensitive PC liberals i'll keep that in mind haha. -
2017-06-25 at 6:36 PM UTCNigga you stupid af boiii
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2017-06-26 at 3:19 AM UTCThe Age of the White Man has come to a completion. Whitey had his chance, and failed miserably. Now the planet will be filled with Dark Skins, and they will rule, for a time.
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2017-06-26 at 3:26 AM UTC
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2017-06-26 at 6:49 AM UTCminorities and women have life on easy mode
white men get shit on by everyone and everything and being a white guy is like getting attacked from all directions with no respite or hope of ever having it stop
make a offhanded race oriented joke (a harmless one about say, a black guy having a hair pick with him): racist/inbred
whiteknight for women and minorities: white apologist/cuck
le xd women cant drive: sexist
have conservative views: bigot
have liberal views: faggot
hate faggots: homophobe
hate people who hate faggots: SJW
i could go on and on but i wont
you literally never stop feeling like you have to either defend yourself, your beliefs, values etc or feeling like you offended someone or whatever unless you make a decision to not give one single fuck about what other people think or feel in which case you get ostracized by everyone but the like minded
everyone else gets to use shitty society memes to make you feel bad about yourself or extensions of the self until you conform or disappear/withdraw from them
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2017-06-26 at 7:23 AM UTC
Originally posted by cerakote minorities and women have life on easy mode
white men get shit on by everyone and everything and being a white guy is like getting attacked from all directions with no respite or hope of ever having it stop
make a offhanded race oriented joke (a harmless one about say, a black guy having a hair pick with him): racist/inbred
whiteknight for women and minorities: white apologist/cuck
le xd women cant drive: sexist
have conservative views: bigot
have liberal views: faggot
hate faggots: homophobe
hate people who hate faggots: SJW
i could go on and on but i wont
you literally never stop feeling like you have to either defend yourself, your beliefs, values etc or feeling like you offended someone or whatever unless you make a decision to not give one single fuck about what other people think or feel in which case you get ostracized by everyone but the like minded
everyone else gets to use shitty society memes to make you feel bad about yourself or extensions of the self until you conform or disappear/withdraw from them
Post last edited by cerakote at 2017-06-26T06:51:16.126753+00:00
I mean... there's no reason not to be racist if they're going to pretend you're one either way. So it's a good thing, really. Sets you free. -
2017-06-26 at 7:40 AM UTC
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2017-06-26 at 8:26 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-26 at 9:16 AM UTC
Originally posted by cerakote minorities and women have life on easy mode
white men get shit on by everyone and everything and being a white guy is like getting attacked from all directions with no respite or hope of ever having it stop
make a offhanded race oriented joke (a harmless one about say, a black guy having a hair pick with him): racist/inbred
whiteknight for women and minorities: white apologist/cuck
le xd women cant drive: sexist
have conservative views: bigot
have liberal views: faggot
hate faggots: homophobe
hate people who hate faggots: SJW
i could go on and on but i wont
you literally never stop feeling like you have to either defend yourself, your beliefs, values etc or feeling like you offended someone or whatever unless you make a decision to not give one single fuck about what other people think or feel in which case you get ostracized by everyone but the like minded
everyone else gets to use shitty society memes to make you feel bad about yourself or extensions of the self until you conform or disappear/withdraw from them
Post last edited by cerakote at 2017-06-26T06:51:16.126753+00:00
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2017-06-26 at 10:10 AM UTCThug-street must be IWD.
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2017-06-26 at 10:37 AM UTC
Originally posted by Thug-Street I’ve been thinking of a way to explain to yall how life works for u, without invoking the dreaded word “privilege,” to which people like yall react like vampires being fed a garlic tart at high noon. It’s not that the word “privilege” is incorrect, it’s that it’s "not their word". When confronted with “privilege,” they fiddle with the word itself, and haul out the dictionaries and find every possible way to talk about the word but not any of the things the word signifies.
So, the challenge: how to get across the ideas bound up in the word “privilege,” in a way that your average straight white man will get, without freaking out about it?
Dudes. Imagine life here in the US — or indeed, pretty much anywhere in the Western world — is a massive role playing game, like World of Warcraft except appallingly mundane, where most quests involve the acquisition of money, cell phones and donuts, although not always at the same time. Let’s call it The Real World. You have installed The Real World on your computer and are about to start playing, but first you go to the settings tab to bind your keys, fiddle with your defaults, and choose the difficulty setting for the game. Got it?
Okay: In the role playing game known as The Real World, “Straight White Male” is the lowest difficulty setting there is.
This means that the default behaviors for almost all the non-player characters in the game are easier on you than they would be otherwise. The default barriers for completions of quests are lower. Your leveling-up thresholds come more quickly. You automatically gain entry to some parts of the map that others have to work for. The game is easier to play, automatically, and when you need help, by default it’s easier to get.
Now, once you’ve selected the “Straight White Male” difficulty setting, you still have to create a character, and how many points you get to start — and how they are apportioned — will make a difference. Initially the computer will tell you how many points you get and how they are divided up. If you start with 25 points, and your dump stat is wealth, well, then you may be kind of screwed. If you start with 250 points and your dump stat is charisma, well, then you’re probably fine. Be aware the computer makes it difficult to start with more than 30 points; people on higher difficulty settings generally start with even fewer than that.
As the game progresses, your goal is to gain points, apportion them wisely, and level up. If you start with fewer points and fewer of them in critical stat categories, or choose poorly regarding the skills you decide to level up on, then the game will still be difficult for you. But because you’re playing on the “Straight White Male” setting, gaining points and leveling up will still by default be easier, all other things being equal, than for another player using a higher difficulty setting.
Likewise, it’s certainly possible someone playing at a higher difficulty setting is progressing more quickly than you are, because they had more points initially given to them by the computer and/or their highest stats are wealth, intelligence and constitution and/or simply because they play the game better than you do. It doesn’t change the fact you are still playing on the lowest difficulty setting.
You can lose playing on the lowest difficulty setting. The lowest difficulty setting is still the easiest setting to win on. The player who plays on the “Gay Minority Female” setting? Hardcore.
And maybe at this point you say, hey, I like a challenge, I want to change my difficulty setting! Well, here’s the thing: In The Real World, you don’t unlock any rewards or receive any benefit for playing on higher difficulty settings. The game is just harder, and potentially a lot less fun. And you say, okay, but what if I want to replay the game later on a higher difficulty setting, just to see what it’s like? Well, here’s the other thing about The Real World: You only get to play it once. So why make it more difficult than it has to be? Your goal is to win the game, not make it difficult.
Oh, and one other thing. Remember when I said that you could choose your difficulty setting in The Real World? Well, I lied. In fact, the computer chooses the difficulty setting for you. You don’t get a choice; you just get what gets given to you at the start of the game, and then you have to deal with it.
So that’s “Straight White Male” for you in The Real World (and also, in the real world): The lowest difficulty setting there is. All things being equal, and even when they are not, if the computer — or life — assigns you the “Straight White Male” difficulty setting, then brother, you’ve caught a break.
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2017-06-26 at 11:46 AM UTCGawd Damn Boston Bitch.
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