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How to get rid of cockroaches?

  1. #41
    Cockroaches are prehistoric and have survived since the time of the dinosaurs. They know what they're doing.
  2. #42
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Cockroaches are prehistoric and have survived since the time of the dinosaurs. They know what they're doing.

    so r u
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  3. #43
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Crispy We’ve done that. I keep food sealed in bags. I throw everything away. I keep what i can clean. The foggers and shit didnt work, spraying doesnt work, the borax things arent working. Nobody else in this house tries to get rid of them, my grandmother hoards shit and keeps all the food laying out, my dad keeps dirty dishes in the basement. Im trying to move in with my mom once she gets me a door for her house

    If there's food laying out and dirty dishes and trash and stuff they are never going to be able to get rid of them. I've lived places like that, just do like you said keep your food sealed and keep your living area clean and hopefully they won't be too bad where you are.
  4. #44
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Cockroaches are repelled by the smells of peppermint, eucalyptus, lavender, citronella, and cedarwood oils. These scents can be used as natural deterrents to keep them away from your home.
  5. #45
    Originally posted by Bradley so r u

    Errr.. that just means I know what I'm doing.
  6. #46
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Instigator
    Thanx ill try
  7. #47
    The problem with using peppermint is the "peppermint" you buy at the store isn't real peppermint, so the bugs just ignore it.
  8. #48
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    the worlds greatest pesticide
  9. #49
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The problem with using peppermint is the "peppermint" you buy at the store isn't real peppermint, so the bugs just ignore it.

    I use the chewing gum.
  10. #50
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    mfw I realize you don't even need to buy those stupid ultrasonic sensors you can probably just play the sound on your phone
  11. #51
    There's also a specific frequency to call them, although the human ear can't hear it. A cockroach whistle, if you will.
  12. #52
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    just develop a cockroach fetish and it won't bother you anymore, ez

    https://mgq.miraheze.org/wiki/Cockroach_Girl

    "The most common member of the Roach Clan. They are incredibly numerous, and each one of them possesses high reproductive capabilities. Unless the queen of their colony keeps them under control, they may reproduce endlessly."

    "They have a mixed diet and will consume anything, whether it's meat or vegetables. They also enjoy human bodily fluids, and will be especially delighted to slurp up male semen in particular. Thus, they are dangerous for men to encounter, and if attacked by one, she will greedily devour his fluids to the point of exhaustion, though they usually won't end the man's life."

    "Although they are just common members of their clan, they are sturdy, possess great vitality, and are incredibly agile, so their combat capabilities are extremely high even when compared to other insect-type monsters. However, they are also hedonistic by nature and don't really enjoy fighting, so the overall threat they pose isn't very high."
  13. #53
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood just develop a cockroach fetish and it won't bother you anymore, ez

    https://mgq.miraheze.org/wiki/Cockroach_Girl

    Pretty sure the cockroaches would eventually stop coming, once they found out their fellows were being eaten.
  14. #54
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood just develop a cockroach fetish and it won't bother you anymore, ez

    https://mgq.miraheze.org/wiki/Cockroach_Girl
    Im into beetles, not cockroaches
  15. #55
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    baking soda mixed with some gooodies that roaches like will get the roach to eat the baking soda then he will explode cuz they cant burp
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  16. #56
    Elbow African Astronaut
    Wage psychological warfare against them by playing this at max volume until they leave:

  17. #57
    cock-roaches are attracted to pussy-roaches
  18. #58
    What smell do roaches hate the most?

    Citrus is one of the scents cockroaches are most known to hate, notably lemon and orange. Keeping a dish of lemon juice on your kitchen counter can deter these pests, as well as placing lemon peels around the home to discourage cockroaches from coming out of hiding.
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  19. #59
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What smell do roaches hate the most?

    Citrus is one of the scents cockroaches are most known to hate, notably lemon and orange. Keeping a dish of lemon juice on your kitchen counter can deter these pests, as well as placing lemon peels around the home to discourage cockroaches from coming out of hiding.

    cock-roaches dont have noses.
  20. #60
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina cock-roaches dont have noses.

    They do. Their noses are just so small you can't see them.
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