2024-12-06 at 3:13 AM UTC
Just learn to eat them. Get some recipes. Buy some garnishments. Make the best of the situation.
2024-12-06 at 3:22 AM UTC
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2024-12-06 at 10:32 AM UTC
Originally posted by Cowboy2013
Find where they're laying eggs and give no quarter.
I had them once and they just kept coming. I moved my refrigerator one day and found where they were breeding. It was a holocaust. Idk why under the refrigerator but I think it's usually that or the dishwasher for some reason.
The heat from the motor
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2024-12-06 at 1:54 PM UTC
this happened more than 10 years ago but i too, used to have cock-roach problem. theyre tiny cock-roaches the size of a sunflower seed.
i had so many of them in my kitchen and in my fridge and even in the freezer compartment where they die and became artifact among layers of build up ices. i only defrost it once a year, so i can estimate the time of death based on the depth theyre in the ice layers.
these fucking cock-roaches populate the entire kitchen and no amount of spray seems to be able to get rid of it.
in the end i got a bright idea of letting nature do its work.
i decided to just let the kitchen windows open all day and night with the lights on to attract liserds. and sure enough in just a matter of weeks liserds began to populate my kitchen and feast on the cock-roaches,
there was ceaseless tweaking sound coming from the kitchen every night and day, the sound of liserds slamming their jaws shut against the wall and cabinet as they attempt to crush the cock-roach in their mouth.
there were liserd droppings all over the kitchen but then theyre easier to clean than live cock-roaches since they dont run away.
thanks for listening.
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2024-12-06 at 2:28 PM UTC
They dont populate my kitchen only, they populate everything
2024-12-06 at 2:28 PM UTC
I think we should burn the house down again and rebuild it
2024-12-06 at 3:54 PM UTC
I looked it up and in Vietnam they eat them.
Not sure how u feel about SE Asian food but it's all like this
2024-12-06 at 5:29 PM UTC
Originally posted by Crispy
I think we should burn the house down again and rebuild it
I don’t know I thought Vinny’s liserd idea was pretty good
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2024-12-06 at 5:31 PM UTC
Don’t eat liserds they’re full of bugs
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2024-12-06 at 5:35 PM UTC
There was that story where the guy got the cats to eat the mice, but then he had a cat infestation, so he got dogs to get rid of the cats, but then the dogs became an infestation, so he got tigers to get rid of the dogs, but then the tigers became an infestation, so he got lions to get rid of the tigers, but wouldn't you know it, too many lions became a problem. So he got elephants to get rid of the lions, until the elephants multiplied and he was overwhelmed by elephants. After that, the guy just moved into a motel room.
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2024-12-06 at 5:56 PM UTC
We pay this guy who shows up with a giant bug on the top of his truck like Dale from King of the Hill, he puts up traps, sprays the perimeter and views the old traps from last month. once or twice a monnth I will see a single cock-roach about the size of a sunflower seed and generally only near the toaster.
10/10 Not sure what he gets paid but whatever it is he does a great job and I look forward to seeing him every month.
2024-12-07 at 10:08 PM UTC
did you guys kill him like you did with kr0z?
2024-12-07 at 10:15 PM UTC
Originally posted by Landy Pamm
did you guys kill him like you did with kr0z?
I wouldn’t worry about him… he’s probably off putting the cap on the highlighter or something.
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2024-12-07 at 10:15 PM UTC
Originally posted by Fluttershy
I wouldn’t worry about him… he’s probably off putting the cap on the highlighter or something.
or scooping it out of, with his tongue
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2024-12-07 at 11:49 PM UTC
I'm glad I live in the Netherlands. I never had to deal with cockroaches here. At this point, I am almost entirely sure they do not exist here. I could be wrong, but I haven't seen a single one of them anywhere. Overseas is a different story.
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