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  1. jedi_darryl African Astronaut

  2. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    ordered a single candy bar from amazon some factory worker pulled it out of a robot, put it in a bag and put it in a private taxi for my chocoalte bar directly to my door
  3. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    stacking wood and raking the driveway out to be ready for snow,, its way easier with a tractor but mine broke so I'm doing 20 times the work by hand
  4. wishing i had more 40 awg and a bic lighter
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    Sleeping
  6. Landy Pamm Houston
    Originally posted by WellHung Consuming six eggs and four hash browns for breakfast

    Just try that at a Chinese ran Hotel and see what happens to your fingers.
  7. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    mmm mm mmmmmm
  8. Landy Pamm Houston
    Extended Stay, I went and grabbed two bowls of cereal, 5 muffins (2 bran so I could try and shit before my 400 miles trip back home driving). only stopped once for gas and a giant piss.. and kept driving and driving

    shit took like 4 and a half hours.. doing flow of traffic at like 85 90% of the way. people blowing past me at 100 plus. flat open Interstate 5. only saw like 2 cops and they were just sitting.

    I think they use Aircraft and just pull people over the craft radios in the plates.

    I also grabbed some fruit rolls and a some fruit and yogurt cups.


    blaring music the whole way. Mt Shasta is super pretty. Oregon is really nice compared to California. they have Malls with actual stores and people. the Large Malls here keep closing down. just 24 Hour Fitness and a Wallmart and 100 mom and pop store fronts closed and out of business. Fuck is up with oregon? People actually go shopping there.

    FUCK YOU TOO
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    Retard Alert ⚠️ 📢
  10. Originally posted by Landy Pamm Just try that at a Chinese ran Hotel and see what happens to your fingers.

    They even eat the fingers you left behind.
  11. Crispy reverse pedophile
    Currently im laying listening to music starting to get high
  12. Crispy reverse pedophile
    Craving food
  13. Originally posted by Crispy Currently im laying listening to music starting to get high

    Like... eggs?
  14. Crispy reverse pedophile
    No, like relaxing, like resting, like laying down, laying on a bed
  15. Fax 📠 Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm Waiting for my check to come in so I can pay the fucking taxes off in Jan and also gonna buy another new phone. I'm thinking about the Samsung S25 coming out. 1400 bucks. its so sexy. I might get a gold one if they chose to have it in that color

    should I wait and buy a refurbish in 2 years or go for it?

    Can I borrow $20
  16. Crispy reverse pedophile
    I have emergency $0.25
  17. Landy Pamm Houston
    Originally posted by Fax 📠 Can I borrow $20

    Fuck you Tort
  18. Landy Pamm Houston
    Do you really need 20?
  19. Fax 📠 Tuskegee Airman
    No
  20. Landy Pamm Houston
    Originally posted by Fax 📠 No

    i dont have cash ap. but the Cash Ap killer (or the guy who killed the CEO of Cash-ap) is saying he was joking and didn't know his stabbing would be fatal.

    waiting to see how this plays out
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