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Paul Vs. Tyson Fight TONIGHT!

  1. #1
    Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman
    Tyson is 58 but has experience. Paul (Jake) is 27 and has the STRENGTH of YOUTH. Who will overcome the odds and cement themselves in history as a washed boxer/celeb that beat another guy to a pulp? Who knows?!?
  2. #2
    Bradley Florida Man
    Wanna bet a pizza on it
  3. #3
    Who will win, a professional boxer or some jedi?
  4. #4
    Bradley Florida Man
    I guanrantee I could beat either one of you off

    who will come first a fat irish guy who gets almost 0 pussy or a meatball head who gets almost 0 pussy???
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  5. #5
    Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Bradley I guanrantee I could beat either one of you off

    who will come first a fat irish guy who gets almost 0 pussy or a meatball head who gets almost 0 pussy???

    Actually I get exactly 1 pussy, I fucked ur mom last week.
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  6. #6
    Bradley Florida Man
    Put a pizza on the fight, nigger
  7. #7
    Elbow African Astronaut
    One, Tyson is oldje. Two, Paul is the posterboy of modern boxing, who TPTB have chosen to reinvigorate the sport in the face of the threat posed by MMA. Paul wins if they fight for real, and Paul wins if it's rigged. So... Paul wins.
  8. #8
    Elbow African Astronaut
    And I promise I'm not just doing what I did with Kamala, where I predict the outcome I don't want so God will force the outcome I secretly do want just to spite me and make me look retarded - the thing where I suppose the outcome I don't want will happen so I can be pleasantly surprised if I'm wrong, and smug about being correct if I'm right. Definitely not.
  9. #9
    Bradley Florida Man
    If only you could suck dick in the us
  10. #10
    Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley If only you could suck dick in the us

    Did they make it illegal or something? I'm sure you can still do it if you put your mind to it, Brad.
  11. #11
    Bradley Florida Man
    I didn't say if 'i' could i said 'you' could and you're not here so you can't

    I have one extremely unpolished knob
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  12. #12
    Bradley Florida Man
    feel like a popsicle straight out the freezer, hard fruity and at my biggest
  13. #13
    Bradley Florida Man
    I'm not going to watch the fight. I can start an exam due tomorrow by midnight and would rather work at that for 2 hours than watch men get sweaty and touch each other
  14. #14
    Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley I … would rather work at that for 2 hours than watch men get sweaty and touch each other

    dont lie
  15. #15
    Bradley Florida Man
    I finishyed my exam bro!~~!~!~!~

    43/45
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  16. #16
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Taylor and Serrano II just now was badass. Best fight of the night so far. Jake and Mike up next!

    Got the beers, smokes, and snacks ready.
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  17. #17
    That fight was crazy, yeah, way better than the other ones.
    Prob will help draw attention to the wamin's division.

    Congrats Kafka for winning, couldnt understand the potato noises though.
  18. #18
    Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman
    Paul's entrance was cringe.
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  19. #19
    Elbow African Astronaut
    Well, at least I called the outcome.
  20. #20
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    I think anyone called that. Jake was almost guaranteed to win. Young man fighting an old man. It's like fighting SpectraL. Any of us young bucks would win.
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