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Corrupt a Wish

  1. 2017-06-20 at 10:03 PM UTC
    #181
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 Granted, but your voice now sounds like an 8 year old

    I wish my voice sounded like an 8 year old's

    granted, but now sophie is right behind you.

    i wish i could just float around to save having to walk everywhere. so just like float a few inches off the ground at will.




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  2. 2017-06-20 at 10:15 PM UTC
    #182
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Dargo This is a fun forum game I've seen before. Let's give it a shot.

    Person 1 makes a wish, which Person 2 then grants but with a horrific stipulation attached. After that, Person 2 makes a wish and it continues.

    I'll go first:

    I wish I had a cold beer right now.

    you wish to play this stupid game ????

    sorry. we're not 12.
  3. 2017-06-20 at 10:16 PM UTC
    #183
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    post 182 ????

    apparently many 12YOs here.
  4. 2017-06-20 at 10:27 PM UTC
    #184
    Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by NARCassist granted, but now sophie is right behind you.

    i wish i could just float around to save having to walk everywhere. so just like float a few inches off the ground at will.




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    Granted, but you can't control it well so you're constantly and rapidly going from 1-6 inches off the ground.

    I wish I had a wish that would be granted with no strings attached.
  5. 2017-06-20 at 11:18 PM UTC
    #185
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 Granted, but you can't control it well so you're constantly and rapidly going from 1-6 inches off the ground.

    I wish I had a wish that would be granted with no strings attached.

    Too bad. Now you don't get any wish, and you have to do 4 hours on a Judas Cradle.

    I wish I was a successful professional edm DJ touring the world.
  6. 2017-06-23 at 3:07 AM UTC
    #186
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ I wish I was a successful professional edm DJ touring the world.

    Granted, but you must listen to your own music on full blast 24/7.


    I wish I could live in a world without arabs.
  7. 2017-06-23 at 3:15 AM UTC
    #187
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Dargo Granted, but you must listen to your own music on full blast 24/7.


    I wish I could live in a world without arabs.

    Granted but all the Arabs are replaced by niggers.

    I wish I didn't have to drive 200 miles from here to go my cousin's stupid baby's 1st birthday this weekend. (he's not stupid I didn't mean that, sorry babby) well I mean, I suppose he is I guess he's only 1 so he's not smart, so yeah, I guess he is stupid, and not in an insulting way he just has no choice, unless stupidity is relative then she might be smart, like for his age or whatever, this is the first time I'll even see him so I have no idea what tricks he's learned so far, so gotta just assume stupid at this point, and not even because his parents are stupid because they're not, in fact, at all, Fuuuuck. I need to make a thread I think.
  8. 2017-06-23 at 10:44 AM UTC
    #188
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by mmQ Granted but all the Arabs are replaced by niggers.

    I wish I didn't have to drive 200 miles from here to go my cousin's stupid baby's 1st birthday this weekend. (he's not stupid I didn't mean that, sorry babby) well I mean, I suppose he is I guess he's only 1 so he's not smart, so yeah, I guess he is stupid, and not in an insulting way he just has no choice, unless stupidity is relative then she might be smart, like for his age or whatever, this is the first time I'll even see him so I have no idea what tricks he's learned so far, so gotta just assume stupid at this point, and not even because his parents are stupid because they're not, in fact, at all, Fuuuuck. I need to make a thread I think.

    Granted but because you're worried about how smart he is he'll end up with retardation, you know that one that changes their face so you can definitely see they're a downer? yeah that, even worse is that you'll have to look after him a lot and he'll drool down your ear constantly.

    I wish my arm would finally heal, I fucked up a muscle and it's taken months to get this far and it's not even done, fuck
  9. 2017-06-23 at 11 PM UTC
    #189
    Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by Number13 Granted but because you're worried about how smart he is he'll end up with retardation, you know that one that changes their face so you can definitely see they're a downer? yeah that, even worse is that you'll have to look after him a lot and he'll drool down your ear constantly.

    I wish my arm would finally heal, I fucked up a muscle and it's taken months to get this far and it's not even done, fuck

    Granted, but now you have one woman's hand and the nails are never the same color two days in a row.

    I wish I could be happy with just alcohol
  10. 2017-06-24 at 2:09 PM UTC
    #190
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 Granted, but now you have one woman's hand and the nails are never the same color two days in a row.

    So you're saying a woman would be jerking me off when I jerk off?

    Would grant yours but I can't think of any other wishes right now
  11. 2017-06-24 at 2:17 PM UTC
    #191
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    no i think he's saying you got girl hands lol.




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  12. 2017-06-24 at 2:21 PM UTC
    #192
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 Granted, but now you have one woman's hand and the nails are never the same color two days in a row.

    I wish I could be happy with just alcohol

    Granted, but you are now allergic to alcohol.

    I wish I could make any food I want appear in front of me , fully cooked or prepared, at a moment's notice.
  13. 2017-06-24 at 5:10 PM UTC
    #193
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by NARCassist no i think he's saying you got girl hands lol.

    shit, not sure if want
  14. 2017-06-25 at 8:54 PM UTC
    #194
    Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by mmQ Granted, but you are now allergic to alcohol.

    I wish I could make any food I want appear in front of me , fully cooked or prepared, at a moment's notice.

    Granted, but now all you want is baked potatoes.

    I wish I could transfer my soul to other bodies at will for all eternity.
  15. 2017-06-25 at 11:17 PM UTC
    #195
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 Granted, but now all you want is baked potatoes.

    I wish I could transfer my soul to other bodies at will for all eternity.

    granted but only the severely mentally challenged with crippling diseases

    I wish I had a sweet house in the south of france
  16. 2017-06-25 at 11:45 PM UTC
    #196
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 granted but only the severely mentally challenged with crippling diseases

    I wish I had a sweet house in the south of france

    Granted but someone else lives in it and you aren't allowed in France.

    I wish Dargo would post his picture in the collage thread.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. 2017-06-27 at 7:16 AM UTC
    #197
    Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Granted, but now they zap you up the dick.

    I wish my wife had two vaginas
  18. 2017-06-28 at 2:07 PM UTC
    #198
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 Granted, but now they zap you up the dick.

    I wish my wife had two vaginas

    granted, but now she's fucking twice as many other guys as she was before.

    i wish i could open any type of lock just using mind control.




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  19. 2017-06-28 at 3:29 PM UTC
    #199
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Laserbeams Granted BUT HE IS A BALD FREAK ONE EYE BIGGER THAN THE OTHER!!!

    I wiSH THE LASER BEAMS WOULD STOP ZAPPING ME IN THE BRAAAAIN!!!!

    taking a wild guess at alt #2

    Fuck off you redheaded little gibbons freak!
  20. 2017-06-28 at 3:31 PM UTC
    #200
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist granted, but now she's fucking twice as many other guys as she was before.

    i wish i could open any type of lock just using mind control.




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    Granted but you just made the mistake of opening the lock of Pandoras box and cursed for eternity

    I wish i could feel like I did with the med rush but longer pretty much every day
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