What are you doing at the moment

1. 2024-10-31 at 1:53 AM UTC

   #55021
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The woman who delivers our screws/nuts/washers/fasteners etc just came by and as I was chitchatting to her the transexual bossman who runs the company next door came out and was asking me a couple of questions about the power pole in the street.
   
   He's a regular dude but is always in a dress (but makes NO effort to look or act like a woman other than wearing the dress).
   

   
   How did you manage to keep a straight face during the discussion of the power pole?
   
   
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2. 2024-10-31 at 1:53 AM UTC

   #55022
   

   Bradley Florida Man

   Originally posted by NARCassist How did you manage to keep a straight face during the discussion of the power pole?
   
   
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   Hey honey
3. 2024-10-31 at 1:55 AM UTC

   #55023
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   I fuck witches for sport
   
   
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4. 2024-10-31 at 2:22 AM UTC

   #55024
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   I don't feel good
5. 2024-10-31 at 2:37 AM UTC

   #55025
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   Don't put on your witches costume then honey
   
   
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6. 2024-10-31 at 3:08 AM UTC

   #55026
   WellHung Black Hole
   Banging more black tar
7. 2024-10-31 at 5:07 AM UTC

   #55027
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   Wellhung are you voting for Obamala?
   
   
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8. 2024-10-31 at 5:28 AM UTC

   #55028
   Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga
   churning used motor oil into tar
9. 2024-10-31 at 6:36 AM UTC

   #55029
   WellHung Black Hole
   Laying down Lincoln logs in a toilet bowl.
10. 2024-10-31 at 7:24 AM UTC

    #55030
    

    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    
    code sharing website
    
    Breakfast of champions.
11. 2024-10-31 at 7:32 AM UTC

    #55031
    Kafka sweaty
    This Halloween has sucked because I've been overwhelmed the whole time. I've been awake since 1am, have a hairdressers appointment this morning and would like to go for a walk in nature after, I'll probably sleep all day.
12. 2024-10-31 at 12:44 PM UTC

    #55032
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist How did you manage to keep a straight face during the discussion of the power pole?
    
    
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    I have to maintain an appearance of acceptance and understanding with IT because IT sometimes holds our mail for us on the weekends and I often have personal stuff shipped to work as well to avoid porch pirates...so I want that "good relationship" to continue...so my feelings about the fucking dress wearing faggot are compromised by self interest.
13. 2024-10-31 at 1 PM UTC

    #55033
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    off to work to get the exterior done before it gets to cold
14. 2024-10-31 at 1:10 PM UTC

    #55034
    Kafka sweaty
    I thought I was going to die just lit a cig and forgot there's a lot of hairspray in my hair.
15. 2024-10-31 at 1:15 PM UTC

    #55035
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by NARCassist Wellhung are you voting for Obamala?
    
    
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    Wellhung is a convicted felon and not allowed to vote
16. 2024-10-31 at 1:37 PM UTC

    #55036
    Kafka sweaty
    I feel wrecked. I read my Junji Ito manga in the hairdressers and didn't have energy for a walk after. I usually love cloudy weather but it feels suffocating lately, like I'm cut off from the world even though I can see people outside. It's been very quiet lately. I suspect it's my brain still processing alcohol, that maybe it's altered my hearing perception or something. It doesn't feel real.
    
    I'm gonna rest now then go get food and bring Akira in. The kids in my estate give me the creeps.
17. 2024-10-31 at 2:46 PM UTC

    #55037
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kafka I thought I was going to die just lit a cig and forgot there's a lot of hairspray in my hair.

    
    Note to self, buy Kafka hairspray and a Zippo lighter for Christmas.
18. 2024-10-31 at 3:03 PM UTC

    #55038
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    @smalls
19. 2024-10-31 at 3:19 PM UTC

    #55039
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kafka I thought I was going to die just lit a cig and forgot there's a lot of hairspray in my hair.

    
    So now you're bald??
20. 2024-11-01 at 2:57 PM UTC

    #55040
    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I have to maintain an appearance of acceptance and understanding with IT because IT sometimes holds our mail for us on the weekends and I often have personal stuff shipped to work as well to avoid porch pirates…so I want that "good relationship" to continue…so my feelings about the fucking dress wearing faggot are compromised by self interest.

    
    *writes notes*
    
    shrewed and unprincipalled.