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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The woman who delivers our screws/nuts/washers/fasteners etc just came by and as I was chitchatting to her the transexual bossman who runs the company next door came out and was asking me a couple of questions about the power pole in the street.

    He's a regular dude but is always in a dress (but makes NO effort to look or act like a woman other than wearing the dress).

    How did you manage to keep a straight face during the discussion of the power pole?


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  2. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by NARCassist How did you manage to keep a straight face during the discussion of the power pole?


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    Hey honey
  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    I fuck witches for sport


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  4. Bradley Florida Man
    I don't feel good
  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Don't put on your witches costume then honey


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  6. WellHung Black Hole
    Banging more black tar
  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Wellhung are you voting for Obamala?


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  8. churning used motor oil into tar
  9. WellHung Black Hole
    Laying down Lincoln logs in a toilet bowl.
  10. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]

    code sharing website

    Breakfast of champions.
  11. Kafka sweaty
    This Halloween has sucked because I've been overwhelmed the whole time. I've been awake since 1am, have a hairdressers appointment this morning and would like to go for a walk in nature after, I'll probably sleep all day.
  12. Originally posted by NARCassist How did you manage to keep a straight face during the discussion of the power pole?


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    I have to maintain an appearance of acceptance and understanding with IT because IT sometimes holds our mail for us on the weekends and I often have personal stuff shipped to work as well to avoid porch pirates...so I want that "good relationship" to continue...so my feelings about the fucking dress wearing faggot are compromised by self interest.
  13. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    off to work to get the exterior done before it gets to cold
  14. Kafka sweaty
    I thought I was going to die just lit a cig and forgot there's a lot of hairspray in my hair.
  15. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by NARCassist Wellhung are you voting for Obamala?


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    Wellhung is a convicted felon and not allowed to vote
  16. Kafka sweaty
    I feel wrecked. I read my Junji Ito manga in the hairdressers and didn't have energy for a walk after. I usually love cloudy weather but it feels suffocating lately, like I'm cut off from the world even though I can see people outside. It's been very quiet lately. I suspect it's my brain still processing alcohol, that maybe it's altered my hearing perception or something. It doesn't feel real.

    I'm gonna rest now then go get food and bring Akira in. The kids in my estate give me the creeps.
  17. Originally posted by Kafka I thought I was going to die just lit a cig and forgot there's a lot of hairspray in my hair.

    Note to self, buy Kafka hairspray and a Zippo lighter for Christmas.
  18. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    @smalls
  19. Originally posted by Kafka I thought I was going to die just lit a cig and forgot there's a lot of hairspray in my hair.

    So now you're bald??
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