Just 150 years ago in 1886 Ma Bell or AT&T (not to be confused with &T) allowed humans to speak to one another anywhere their telephone lines connected or connected with other nations lines
A common example would be ALDRA: Oi, iz dat you mate. Dat you Scron" Scronaldo: Oh what you on aboot Ehh tee hee" ALDRA: Oi, You sound like yous right in da next room Mate Scronaldo: You wish I was your mate in the next room, Ehh"
fast forward to 1993 and the Birth of the World Wide Web the conversation may have gone like this ALDRA: Oi, They dont have DSL just yet but I got AOL which uses my shitty copper line to email you Scron. Sronaldo: Yeah, I had it for 2 months now. But now they're talking about Cable TV become Cable Internet and 100x faster than DSL ALDRA: OIII NO WAYYYYY MATEY. OH LOOK, A CROCK. I HAVE TO GO NOW. REPLY WITH CARE
30 years fast forward ALDRA: FUCK OFF , EAT A DICK. I'LL STAB YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE FAGGOT SCRON: YOU'RE OUT OF YOU MIND. YOU WOULD HAVE TO FLY 19 FUCKING HOURS TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PLANET TO TRY. SO HAHA! ALDRA: DONT YOU REMEMBER THAT GUY WHO LIT SHIT ON FIRE ON THAT OTHER GUYS LAWN, AND WHEN HE CAME OUT TO PUT IT OUT, THAT GUY WHO TRAVELED BY PLANE FOR HOURS SNUCK INSIDE AND STABBED THE SHIT OUT OF HIM, MATE SCRON: OH YOU JUST TRY, EHH. YOU JUST TRY. I WILL MEET YOU HAVE WAY IN THE SKY, EHH!
we have come so far we think we're sitting right next to one another. its like.. we're here and can have webcam fights or sex or whatever. it's very virtual.. imagine NiS with touch sensitive suites and A.R.
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