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Simplifying "Taking for granite". SCRON VS ALDRA

  1. #1
    Far McFar Tuskegee Airman
    Just 150 years ago in 1886 Ma Bell or AT&T (not to be confused with &T) allowed humans to speak to one another anywhere their telephone lines connected or connected with other nations lines

    A common example would be
    ALDRA: Oi, iz dat you mate. Dat you Scron"
    Scronaldo: Oh what you on aboot Ehh tee hee"
    ALDRA: Oi, You sound like yous right in da next room Mate
    Scronaldo: You wish I was your mate in the next room, Ehh"

    fast forward to 1993 and the Birth of the World Wide Web the conversation may have gone like this
    ALDRA: Oi, They dont have DSL just yet but I got AOL which uses my shitty copper line to email you Scron.
    Sronaldo: Yeah, I had it for 2 months now. But now they're talking about Cable TV become Cable Internet and 100x faster than DSL
    ALDRA: OIII NO WAYYYYY MATEY. OH LOOK, A CROCK. I HAVE TO GO NOW. REPLY WITH CARE

    30 years fast forward
    ALDRA: FUCK OFF , EAT A DICK. I'LL STAB YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE FAGGOT
    SCRON: YOU'RE OUT OF YOU MIND. YOU WOULD HAVE TO FLY 19 FUCKING HOURS TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PLANET TO TRY. SO HAHA!
    ALDRA: DONT YOU REMEMBER THAT GUY WHO LIT SHIT ON FIRE ON THAT OTHER GUYS LAWN, AND WHEN HE CAME OUT TO PUT IT OUT, THAT GUY WHO TRAVELED BY PLANE FOR HOURS SNUCK INSIDE AND STABBED THE SHIT OUT OF HIM, MATE
    SCRON: OH YOU JUST TRY, EHH. YOU JUST TRY. I WILL MEET YOU HAVE WAY IN THE SKY, EHH!

    we have come so far we think we're sitting right next to one another. its like.. we're here and can have webcam fights or sex or whatever. it's very virtual.. imagine NiS with touch sensitive suites and A.R.
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    is today a mental illnesses awareness day ?
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    ner vegas African Astronaut
    lol what
  4. #4
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by ner vegas lol what

    Sounds like someone’s scared of the future
  5. #5
    maddie Tuskegee Airman
    99.798% accurate conversation
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    this text seems holy
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Just another no meds fueled rant by Pauliwog folks. Nothing to see here. Please move along to an actual thread.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    idk man this one is pretty coherent it might be his best post yet
  9. #9
    Bradley Florida Man
    Look I'm just trying to stretch someone and maybe find love while I'm doing it
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    fax me through the string cup phone
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  11. #11
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood idk man this one is pretty coherent it might be his best post yet

    When I need a tweaker to judge coherence just shoot me because there's nobody in there.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i'm a stoner now
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Once a tweaker always a tweaker, just like drunks and junkies.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    nobody ever quit smoking ever
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Who is this nobody?
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    RisiR † 29 Autism


    He's got great taste when it comes to music, that's for sure.
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  17. #17
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by RisiR †

    He's got great taste when it comes to music, that's for sure.

    Wow, I swear I was referencing that movie. Good job, lucky guess, or sheer coincidence. Either way, wow.
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    The scene with the drinking/shooting contest in the saloon is a highlight.
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole
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  20. #20
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Wow, I swear I was referencing that movie. Good job, lucky guess, or sheer coincidence. Either way, wow.

    A good job of course.
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