igbo
Houston
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howdy! on 10/16 i ordered two double cheesburgers with pepperjack cheese, grilled onions, bacon and special sauce from a nearby fast food place. i ate one of the burgers, as well as some french fries and a single cookie. i put the second unmolested burger into the bag and into the fridge it went where i quickly forgot about it. i have not been eating very much food this week due to moderate methamphetamine and mephedrone usage/binges which is why i left the burger alone until now. im fucking starving and i didn't sleep at all last night (also my dick is sorta raw from shameful porn consumption marathons) when i saw the fast food bag! i took the burger and put it on a plate and microwaved it for one minute. it's cooling off as i type this post. it smells and looks okay so im gonna eat it and i will let you guys choose in the poll what you think is going to happen to me and my stomach!
2024-10-22 at 3:13 PM UTC
OP are you of strong constitution?
2024-10-22 at 3:14 PM UTC
my boy the legendary fatass Paul wozny ate old turkey chili from the 60s he found open in a dumpster and all bad smelling and shit
shit gave him a stomach ache only
they put so much preservatives in stuff that most things that don't like look/smell off are generally fine
like no ones gonna open a ramen noodle and be like oh jeez this is no longer good, etc
2024-10-22 at 3:20 PM UTC
igbo
Houston
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Originally posted by Bradley
OP are you of strong constitution?
i am! its been 6 years since i last threw up/got sick from food which ironically was caused by a double cheeseburger (from in n out, not where this one was from)
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2024-10-22 at 3:33 PM UTC
Sorry for off topic, who are you?
2024-10-22 at 3:34 PM UTC
You'll be fine a 6 day old COOKED burger isn't a big deal if you've had it refrigerated.
2024-10-22 at 3:51 PM UTC
looks fine. McDonalds are literally scientists and magic people say it's wrong that you can leave the buns and fries out for a month with zero trace of mold on them. If you ask me that's a technological marvel and I feel blessed every time I consume a MCGRIDDLE which is the most expensive and greatest R&D food ever invented in human history
IT HAS INFINITE SHELF LIFE AND MICROBES ARE UNABLE TO GROW ON IT which means they can ship MORE of it FURTHER and lose LESS to expiration holy shit!!!! GENIUS
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2024-10-22 at 3:54 PM UTC
What was your name? I remember every poster that ever posted
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2024-10-22 at 4:05 PM UTC
Hey bro how have you been?? It's Bradleyb93
2024-10-22 at 4:07 PM UTC
igbo
Houston
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Originally posted by Bradley
Hey bro how have you been?? It's Bradleyb93
holy shit do you actually remember me?! i remember you, street carp, lowcrawl to freedom and im sure more will come to back to me!
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