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Poll: is the week old burger going to rape igbo's stomach and possibly KILL HIM?

eating week old burger

  1. #1
    igbo Houston [cringe your preliminary chenopodium]
    howdy! on 10/16 i ordered two double cheesburgers with pepperjack cheese, grilled onions, bacon and special sauce from a nearby fast food place. i ate one of the burgers, as well as some french fries and a single cookie. i put the second unmolested burger into the bag and into the fridge it went where i quickly forgot about it. i have not been eating very much food this week due to moderate methamphetamine and mephedrone usage/binges which is why i left the burger alone until now. im fucking starving and i didn't sleep at all last night (also my dick is sorta raw from shameful porn consumption marathons) when i saw the fast food bag! i took the burger and put it on a plate and microwaved it for one minute. it's cooling off as i type this post. it smells and looks okay so im gonna eat it and i will let you guys choose in the poll what you think is going to happen to me and my stomach!
  2. #2
    maddie Tuskegee Airman
    you will be fine
  3. #3
    igbo Houston [cringe your preliminary chenopodium]
    Originally posted by maddie you will be fine

    THANK YOU FOR THE CONFIDENCE, IT TASTES PRETTY DANG GOOD :D the buns feel like paper lol
  4. #4
    Bradley Florida Man
    OP are you of strong constitution?
  5. #5
    Bradley Florida Man
    r u a wimpy wimper
  6. #6
    Bradley Florida Man
    my boy the legendary fatass Paul wozny ate old turkey chili from the 60s he found open in a dumpster and all bad smelling and shit

    shit gave him a stomach ache only

    they put so much preservatives in stuff that most things that don't like look/smell off are generally fine

    like no ones gonna open a ramen noodle and be like oh jeez this is no longer good, etc
  7. #7
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    pics?
  8. #8
    igbo Houston [cringe your preliminary chenopodium]
    Originally posted by Bradley OP are you of strong constitution?

    i am! its been 6 years since i last threw up/got sick from food which ironically was caused by a double cheeseburger (from in n out, not where this one was from)
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  9. #9
    Bradley Florida Man
    Ya you'll be fine
  10. #10
    igbo Houston [cringe your preliminary chenopodium]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood pics?


    idk why i tore some of the top bun off before eating the rest of it, hence the black circle
  11. #11
    Bradley Florida Man
    Sorry for off topic, who are you?
  12. #12
    You'll be fine a 6 day old COOKED burger isn't a big deal if you've had it refrigerated.
  13. #13
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You'll be fine a 6 day old COOKED burger isn't a big deal if you've had it refrigerated.

    Ya is cooked bro
  14. #14
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    looks fine. McDonalds are literally scientists and magic people say it's wrong that you can leave the buns and fries out for a month with zero trace of mold on them. If you ask me that's a technological marvel and I feel blessed every time I consume a MCGRIDDLE which is the most expensive and greatest R&D food ever invented in human history

    IT HAS INFINITE SHELF LIFE AND MICROBES ARE UNABLE TO GROW ON IT which means they can ship MORE of it FURTHER and lose LESS to expiration holy shit!!!! GENIUS
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  15. #15
    igbo Houston [cringe your preliminary chenopodium]
    Originally posted by Bradley Sorry for off topic, who are you?

    im a new guy. i was a lurker and posted a tiny bit on zoklet/totse2 ~15 years ago
  16. #16
    Bradley Florida Man
    What was your name? I remember every poster that ever posted
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  17. #17
    igbo Houston [cringe your preliminary chenopodium]
    Originally posted by Bradley What was your name? I remember every poster that ever posted

    whimsicalkite
  18. #18
    Bradley Florida Man
    Hey bro how have you been?? It's Bradleyb93
  19. #19
    igbo Houston [cringe your preliminary chenopodium]
    Originally posted by Bradley Hey bro how have you been?? It's Bradleyb93

    holy shit do you actually remember me?! i remember you, street carp, lowcrawl to freedom and im sure more will come to back to me!
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  20. #20
    Bradley Florida Man
    Ya bro welcome back!
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