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2017-06-24 at 2:14 PM UTCI don't know, some women just aren't meant to look good without makeup. I'm very grateful that my girlfriendo looks cute without it, and just looks better with it.
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2017-06-24 at 2:14 PM UTCNice. I'm glad it's gone. That was terrible.
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2017-06-24 at 2:17 PM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon I don't know, some women just aren't meant to look good without makeup. I'm very grateful that my girlfriendo looks cute without it, and just looks better with it.
Well, no woman is meant to look like that. I have witnessed what make up can do but that looked like a bad shot in a bad situation. Was it taken after she got a volleyball smashed in her face right after before she could even blink?
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2017-06-24 at 2:18 PM UTC
Originally posted by RisiR † Be grateful you nigger. Go there without taking everything for granted. Even roads and cars and the weird connection between all the metal monsters rolling next to eachother bringing all the other possibly GRATEFUL (positivity) but most likely ungrateful bastards to wherever their destination is.
Be grateful you got invited somewhere by people who care about you. Thank you.
Well that was oddly positive of you. I'm complaining for the sake of complaining. I know it's not the end of the world. :)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-24 at 2:19 PM UTC
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2017-06-24 at 2:20 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock suicide is always an option.
I'm going to use a .45 or .357. Much easier to blow your brains out with a handgun than a rifle/shotgun.
just think how good the nice, cool touch of the muzzle from a double-barreled 12ga shotgun would feel gently nuzzling your epiglottis just before you pulled the triggers…
you should try it…then post the results
There's a British 303 in the house too.... and more black powder rifles/pistols than I'd ever know what to do with.
I'm partial to using the .357 though. You don't fuck up using high-caliber firearms. Fuck your pussy ass .22's and 9mm.
Also, I noticed, when we' butcher hogs and use a .357, problem. Over the years lead has been phased out, and now they use pewter... for the "environment". Anyway, I have noticed that a lot of different types don't mushroom like they should, or partially mushroom, half-assedly. I think it has to do with the switch from lead to pewter.
Nothing like watching a 350lb hog run around with a point-blank gunshot wound going directly between the center of his eyes (Confirmed, came out his shoulder). Then what ensued was a 4 hour, chase the wounded pig around 7 acres trying to shoot him, then finally saying "hmmm, let him calm down and bleed out...", only going out to find fucker is still up and about to take more shots... it took 7 in total. 3 to the head (one at point-blank range), and 4 to the side/chest (killing blow hit his heart...fucking FINALLY!). That was some shit right there. Have it be known, he was being butchered because he ate a baby goat being born, by breaking in their pasture, so it's kinda ironic it ended this way for poor Blunderbust (pigs name, srs). -
2017-06-24 at 2:20 PM UTC
Originally posted by RisiR † Well, no woman is meant to look like that. I have witnessed what make up can do but that looked like a bad shot in a bad situation. Was it taken after she got a volleyball smashed in her face right after before she could even blink?
We may never find out.
you know when the media shop celebrity pix they don't do it to make them look better.
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2017-06-24 at 2:22 PM UTC
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2017-06-24 at 2:23 PM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone I'm going to use a .45 or .357. Much easier to blow your brains out with a handgun than a rifle/shotgun.
There's a British 303 in the house too…. and more black powder rifles/pistols than I'd ever know what to do with.
I'm partial to using the .357 though. You don't fuck up using high-caliber firearms. Fuck your pussy ass .22's and 9mm.
Also, I noticed, when we' butcher hogs and use a .357, problem. Over the years lead has been phased out, and now they use pewter… for the "environment". Anyway, I have noticed that a lot of different types don't mushroom like they should, or partially mushroom, half-assedly. I think it has to do with the switch from lead to pewter.
Nothing like watching a 350lb hog run around with a point-blank gunshot wound going directly between the center of his eyes (Confirmed, came out his shoulder). Then what ensued was a 4 hour, chase the wounded pig around 7 acres trying to shoot him, then finally saying "hmmm, let him calm down and bleed out…", only going out to find fucker is still up and about to take more shots… it took 7 in total. 3 to the head (one at point-blank range), and 4 to the side/chest (killing blow hit his heart…fucking FINALLY!). That was some shit right there. Have it be known, he was being butchered because he ate a baby goat being born, by breaking in their pasture, so it's kinda ironic it ended this way for poor Blunderbust (pigs name, srs).
instead of chasing him with handgun, why didn't you go get a rifle and just shoot him from the gate?
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2017-06-24 at 2:24 PM UTC
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2017-06-24 at 2:28 PM UTCWhy didn't you stay with PoC?
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2017-06-24 at 2:42 PM UTC
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2017-06-24 at 2:44 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Time for a fucking fun filled day consisting of 8 hours of car time and 5 hours of being at a babby's 1 year birthday.
Oh bliss.
Oh joy.
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One of the benefits of having cut ties/abandoned all family is that I don't have to deal with shit like this. People are boring, why would people that are related to you purely by chance be any more likely to be less boring (Well, other than genetic affinity. There is quite a high heritability for personality traits.)? -
2017-06-24 at 2:45 PM UTC
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2017-06-24 at 2:52 PM UTCHey, kinkou, have you thought about getting your bitch of a mother high? How does she feel about weed? I swear having her smoke on the weekend or eat edibles would probably solve your problem.
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2017-06-24 at 3:11 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-24 at 3:19 PM UTCAsh has taken over the mousepad, forcing me to use the touchpad, and I am okay with that. Sweetest would be if she wants to be near me, second option would be she likes being higher up.
But, ultimately, she is a cat and speculating about her behavior may be futile. -
2017-06-24 at 3:26 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Ash has taken over the mousepad, forcing me to use the touchpad, and I am okay with that. Sweetest would be if she wants to be near me, second option would be she likes being higher up.
But, ultimately, she is a cat and speculating about her behavior may be futile.
Chootie is notorious for this, fortunately I have an edgy mouse that requires no pad and I could use it in the small space she still leaves me. She just likes to sit on the desk to the right of my lappy and watch whatever is on the screen.
She will literally watch full movies with me, staring intently at the screen the entire time save for a few minutes here and there to randomly clean herself.
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2017-06-24 at 3:38 PM UTCHow odd that a potential serial killer and mass murder could love his cat so.
I like how petting ash lightly with a finger low on her forehead, about an inch above her nose, makes her put her head down and sleep. I wonder if mama cats use this trick on their kittens, just like how grabbing them by their scruff can cause some cats to calm down and stop moving due to this having been beneficial when their moms carry them by that area.
We're so lonely we fixate over our cats like this. :'( I want to know what it's like to sleep next to a person you truly love, not just a cat. Although cats are very nice too. -
2017-06-24 at 3:50 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice How odd that a potential serial killer and mass murder could love his cat so.
I like how petting ash lightly with a finger low on her forehead, about an inch above her nose, makes her put her head down and sleep. I wonder if mama cats use this trick on their kittens, just like how grabbing them by their scruff can cause some cats to calm down and stop moving due to this having been beneficial when their moms carry them by that area.
We're so lonely we fixate over our cats like this. :'( I want to know what it's like to sleep next to a person you truly love, not just a cat. Although cats are very nice too.
Sleeping with people sucks. My last girlfriend and I, while living together, made a 'superbed' which was just our two beds next to each other to form this giant bed, but we could each have our own space. It was pretty awesome actually.
I cannot fall asleep next to a person, cuddling, spooning, whatever the hell. It's just not comfortable for me. I need to be able to thrash around and toss and turn. Even Chootie knows this. When I lay down she will come to my chest area and we will effectively spoon, but she just takes the little spoon role and lays in front of my head neck chest area. She'll go into power purr mode until I decide I'm ready to fall asleep and then all I have to do is oh so subtly move and she will know, instantly leaping to her favorite nearby sleeping spot.
But yeah, I hate sleeping next to a person.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
