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2024-10-08 at 11:15 PM UTC🔥3️⃣🚫UBAN THESE 3 LEGENDS RIGHT NOW!🚫3️⃣🔥DINDU! https://niggasin.space/thread/91906
🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧😤 It's an absolute farce that these three titans have been silenced! Their contributions to society are immeasurable, and their absence leaves a gaping void in our hearts. I demand justice! I demand ubans!
🟧🟧🟨🟧🟧🟨🟨🟧🟧🟨🟨🟧🟧🟨🟨🟧 3️⃣ 😡 😠 3️⃣ https://niggasin.space/thread/91906
🟧🟧🟨🟧⬛⬛🟨🟨🟧🟧⬛🟧🟨🟨🟨🟧😠 Bene Virilis, the philosopher king whose wisdom could guide us to a golden age, is silenced! How can we progress as a society without his insights?
🟧🟧🟨🟧⬛🏿⬛🟧🟧⬛⬛⬛🟧🟨🟧🟧 3️⃣ 😡 😠 3️⃣ https://niggasin.space/thread/91906
😢 The Femboys of Lodz, those beacons of self-expression and humility, are banned! Their unique blend of masculinity and research into Victorian culture challenges norms and inspires us all to embrace our true selves.
🟧🟧🟧⬛🏿🏿🏿🟧🟧⬛🏿🏿⬛🟧🟧🟧😭The Irmatologists, pioneers in the study of… well, "irmatology" (it's like thermatology, but way cooler), are silenced! Their groundbreaking research could revolutionize our understanding of… something important, I'm sure.
🟧🟧🟧⬛🏿🏿🏿🟧🟧⬛🏿🏿🏿🟧🟧🟧 3️⃣ 😡 😠 3️⃣ https://niggasin.space/thread/91906
This injustice cannot stand! ✊ Let your voices be heard! Use the hashtags #UnbanBeneVirilis, #UnbanFemboysOfLodz, and #UnbanIrmatology. Together, we can right this wrong and restore these legends to their rightful place in the anals of totse history and NIS and Jeff Hunter in Space!!!! Let the ubanning commence! 🎉 3️⃣ 😡 😠 3️⃣ 🪠 (This vaguely looks like a 3, right?) ⚂ (Three dots!)
🟧🟧🟧⬛🏿🏿🏿🟧🟧⬛🏿🏿🏿🏿🟧🟧 ❸ (Number 3 in a box - because they're boxed in by the ban!)
🟧🟨🟨🟧🏿🏿🟧🟧🟧🟧🏿🏿🏿🏿🟧🟧 https://niggasin.space/thread/91906
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🟧🟧🟨🟧🟧🟨🟨🟧🟧🟧🟨🟧🟧🟨🟨🟧 https://niggasin.space/thread/91906
🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧3️⃣ 😡 😠 3️⃣Bene Virilis: Salvē, dulcissima! What do you look like?
Dulcissima: I am wearing a red silk stola, a fine tunica, and my best leather calcei. I walk daily through the forum and practice throwing discus—toned and perfect. My measurements are triginta-sex, viginti-quattuor, triginta-sex. And you, Bene Virilis?
Bene Virilis: I stand six Roman feet and three unciae tall, weigh about 250 librārum. I wear oculāriō (glasses), and right now I’m in my sublīgāculum (undergarments) and a tunicā novā I purchased from the market in the Subura. There's a bit of garum (fish sauce) on my tunic from dinner, and it smells… well, distinctly Roman.
Dulcissima: Oh, I long for you! Shall we engage in sweet Venus’ games?
Bene Virilis: Bene, let's proceed.
Dulcissima: We are now in my cubiculum. Soft music plays from the tibiā (flute), and the glow of oil lamps fills the room. I gaze into your eyes, smiling. My hand descends toward your toga laticlavia and fondles your large, swelling… fibula (the clasp on your toga).
Bene Virilis: (gulp) I begin to sweat like a soldier in Gaul.
Dulcissima: I pull up your tunic, kissing your chest, where your heart beats as fast as a gladiator in the Colosseum.
Bene Virilis: I unfasten your stola. My hands tremble like a senator about to deliver bad news to the emperor.
Dulcissima: I moan softly, like a Vestal caught sneaking out after curfew.
Bene Virilis: I take hold of your stola and slowly slide it off, as if unrolling a precious scroll from the library of Alexandria.
Dulcissima: Ohhh! I throw my head back, the cool silk sliding off my warm skin, like a toga on a hot Roman afternoon. I rub your fibula faster.
Bene Virilis: My hands suddenly jerk like a nervous scriba (scribe) in front of the magistrate and accidentally tear a hole in your stola. I’m sorry!
Dulcissima: Nil refert (it’s fine), it wasn’t as expensive as a consul’s toga.
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2024-10-09 at 12:51 PM UTCWhy doesn't the sweet and lovely Kafka get an unban thread???
Oh wait, I see you did include here via her alt.
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2024-10-09 at 2:31 PM UTCwellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Wal-Mart. I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner. It's smells funny.
Sweetheart: I want you! Would you like to screw me?
wellhung: OK
Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table. I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.
wellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling.
Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.
wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.
Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk slides off my warm skin. I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.
wellhung: My hands suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse. I'm sorry.
Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.
wellhung: I'll pay for it.
Sweetheart: Don't worry about it. I'm wearing a lacy black bra. My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.
wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra. I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?
Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly...I'm reaching back undoing the
clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.
wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!
Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.
wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.
Sweetheart: What?
wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.
Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.
wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.
Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing you hard tool.
wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take of my panties!
wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you... ummm... wait a minute.
Sweetheart: What's the matter?
wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking!
Sweetheart: Are you OK?
wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit! I'm turning all red.
Sweetheart: Can I help?
wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.
Sweetheart: Come back to me lover.
wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.
Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you.
wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom?
Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.
wellhung: I found it.
Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.
wellhung: Me too.
Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately our naked bodies pressing each other.
wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
Sweetheart: Why don't you take off your glasses?
wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.
Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!
wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.
Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover!
wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.
Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
Sweetheart: What's the matter now?
wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.
Sweetheart: Mmmm, yes. Come on.
wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my...you know...thing...in your... you know...woman's thing.
Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!
wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.
Sweetheart: I'm moving my a** back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!
wellhung: I'm flaccid.
Sweetheart: What?
wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around, an incredulous look on my face.
wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my wiener is all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.
Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.
wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles.
Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.
wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.
Sweetheart: Go to hell! I'm logging off, you loser!
wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh nooooo!
Sweetheart: Bye!!! -
2024-10-09 at 7:41 PM UTC
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Wal-Mart. I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner. It's smells funny.
Sweetheart: I want you! Would you like to screw me?
wellhung: OK
Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table. I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.
wellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling.
Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.
wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.
Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk slides off my warm skin. I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.
wellhung: My hands suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse. I'm sorry.
Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.
wellhung: I'll pay for it.
Sweetheart: Don't worry about it. I'm wearing a lacy black bra. My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.
wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra. I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?
Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly…I'm reaching back undoing the
clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.
wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!
Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.
wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.
Sweetheart: What?
wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.
Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.
wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.
Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing you hard tool.
wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take of my panties!
wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you… ummm… wait a minute.
Sweetheart: What's the matter?
wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking!
Sweetheart: Are you OK?
wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit! I'm turning all red.
Sweetheart: Can I help?
wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.
Sweetheart: Come back to me lover.
wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.
Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you.
wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom?
Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.
wellhung: I found it.
Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.
wellhung: Me too.
Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately our naked bodies pressing each other.
wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
Sweetheart: Why don't you take off your glasses?
wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.
Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!
wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.
Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover!
wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.
Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
Sweetheart: What's the matter now?
wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.
Sweetheart: Mmmm, yes. Come on.
wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my…you know…thing…in your… you know…woman's thing.
Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!
wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.
Sweetheart: I'm moving my a** back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!
wellhung: I'm flaccid.
Sweetheart: What?
wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around, an incredulous look on my face.
wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my wiener is all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.
Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.
wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles.
Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.
wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.
Sweetheart: Go to hell! I'm logging off, you loser!
wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh nooooo!
Sweetheart: Bye!!! -
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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Wal-Mart. I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner. It's smells funny.
Sweetheart: I want you! Would you like to screw me?
wellhung: OK
Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table. I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.
wellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling.
Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.
wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.
Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk slides off my warm skin. I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.
wellhung: My hands suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse. I'm sorry.
Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.
wellhung: I'll pay for it.
Sweetheart: Don't worry about it. I'm wearing a lacy black bra. My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.
wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra. I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?
Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly…I'm reaching back undoing the
clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.
wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!
Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.
wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.
Sweetheart: What?
wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.
Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.
wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.
Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing you hard tool.
wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take of my panties!
wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you… ummm… wait a minute.
Sweetheart: What's the matter?
wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking!
Sweetheart: Are you OK?
wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit! I'm turning all red.
Sweetheart: Can I help?
wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.
Sweetheart: Come back to me lover.
wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.
Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you.
wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom?
Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.
wellhung: I found it.
Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.
wellhung: Me too.
Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately our naked bodies pressing each other.
wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
Sweetheart: Why don't you take off your glasses?
wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.
Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!
wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.
Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover!
wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.
Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
Sweetheart: What's the matter now?
wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.
Sweetheart: Mmmm, yes. Come on.
wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my…you know…thing…in your… you know…woman's thing.
Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!
wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.
Sweetheart: I'm moving my a** back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!
wellhung: I'm flaccid.
Sweetheart: What?
wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around, an incredulous look on my face.
wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my wiener is all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.
Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.
wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles.
Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.
wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.
Sweetheart: Go to hell! I'm logging off, you loser!
wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh nooooo!
Sweetheart: Bye!!! -
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