The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

1. 2017-06-24 at 3:42 AM UTC

   #2001
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon My current taboo target is fucking hydro and window, she doesn't even post that much and how the fuck am I gonna get her to say Window lol

   
   Just bring it up. I guarantee you she has a wall of text of how she used to fix windows in a barn or some shit.
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2. 2017-06-24 at 3:45 AM UTC

   #2002
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon My current taboo target is fucking hydro and window, she doesn't even post that much and how the fuck am I gonna get her to say Window lol

   
   lol its obviously not hydro and your trynna get sum1 else to say window
   
   User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "window"!
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3. 2017-06-24 at 3:46 AM UTC

   #2003
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Fuck me.
4. 2017-06-24 at 3:50 AM UTC

   #2004
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick
   
   
   lol its obviously not hydro and your trynna get sum1 else to say window
   
   User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "window"!

   
   
5. 2017-06-24 at 3:50 AM UTC

   #2005
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Faked me out there too. Good one.
   
   Window.
6. 2017-06-24 at 4:01 AM UTC

   #2006
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   He didn't get me. I saw it before he bolded it out.
   
   The idea was good, though.
7. 2017-06-24 at 4:06 AM UTC

   #2007
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by mmQ Hey, uhh, Mal Mal, do you know of any object I could use that's specifically designed to help me trim my fingernails? JUST CURIOUS.

   
   Nailcutter nail cutter nail-cutter
   
   I'm not even registered right now, why would this ban me?
   
   Post last edited by Malice at 2017-06-24T04:34:51.803774+00:00
8. 2017-06-24 at 4:15 AM UTC

   #2008
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Hay Risir you're supposed to be rage-quitting, did you start getting space nigga withdrawals? Lmao
9. 2017-06-24 at 4:18 AM UTC

   #2009
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick
   
   
   lol its obviously not hydro and your trynna get sum1 else to say window
   
   User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "window"!

   
   Ayy lmao, good fake, you had me for a sec
10. 2017-06-24 at 4:18 AM UTC

    #2010
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Capt crunch! Welcome back *flowers*
11. 2017-06-24 at 4:28 AM UTC

    #2011
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Malice Nailcutter nail-cutter
    
    I'm not even registered right now, why would this ban me?

    
    It wouldn't. I just need to trim my nails. Thank you.
12. 2017-06-24 at 4:32 AM UTC

    #2012
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'll trim your nails. Can I paint them up all pretty too? I have like 300 colors for you to choose from.
13. 2017-06-24 at 4:53 AM UTC

    #2013
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kinkou Capt crunch! Welcome back *flowers*

    
    Get the fuck outta here here you two faced whore.
    
    Also Bill Krozby, being the skinny low testosterone beta cuckold he is, keeps bandying this unimpressive lie about shit that didn't happen.
    
    Let's get down to brass tacks; Bill Krozby's girlfriend literally propositioned me and sent me nudes, completely unsolicited. All I did was talk to her about music. I didn't request shit; she was an ugly, fat hog.
    
    Bill Krozby has somehow manipulated this in his brain to avoid the reality; that I, like the thick dicked bull that I am, had every opportunity to literally cuck him and fuck his whore girlfriend. Instead of being grateful for my refusal (and I'm going to be honest, no honor was involved; his GF was a fucking disgusting pig, like all of his gross women), he instead chose to be a frothy cuck and his butthurt survives to this day.
    
    This is why Bill Krozby has a problem with me. [/destruction]
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14. 2017-06-24 at 5:01 AM UTC

    #2014
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I have Madonna in my basement and Sploo is DEFINITELY NOT WELCOME until he cries like a Proot.
15. 2017-06-24 at 7:12 AM UTC

    #2015
    Not an Alt Yung Blood
    I really want to pull this bitch's bathing suit bottom over and fuck her in it.
    
16. 2017-06-24 at 7:26 AM UTC

    #2016
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
    
    ^ Lmao
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17. 2017-06-24 at 8:23 AM UTC

    #2017
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Not an Alt I really want to pull this bitch's bathing suit bottom over and fuck her in it.
    

    
    Nigga you can't paint socks I'm going to throw you out the window when archaebald looks.
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18. 2017-06-24 at 8:50 AM UTC

    #2018
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by RestStop I'd totally bang Haley from Modern Family…
    
    
    
    You can practically hear her whisper…"come here RestStop you big boy, tease me, touch me, fuck me".

    
    Fuck yeah bud.
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19. 2017-06-24 at 9:46 AM UTC

    #2019
    Not an Alt Yung Blood
    Do you guys still do thanks parties?
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20. 2017-06-24 at 10:32 AM UTC

    #2020
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by RestStop I'd totally bang Haley from Modern Family…
    
    
    
    You can practically hear her whisper…"come here RestStop you big boy, tease me, touch me, fuck me".

    
    that looks like a really nice fuck.
    
    
    
    
    .
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