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  1. #41
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    I can!
  2. #42
    Originally posted by Instigator Bunch of pussy'oles can't put with a little rain.

    Americans do seem to be afraid of it. Whenever I'm coming out of Aldi and it's raining I just walk to my car as if it's just another day back home in Manchester...meanwhile the Americans all gather at the entrance afraid to step out and get the water on them shaking their heads and saying to each other "oooh it's terrible isn't it" or "look at that idiot walking to his car as if it's nothing!"
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  3. #43
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Hey i have an Aldi too
  4. #44
    It's not a civilized society without an Aldi.
  5. #45
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Aldi doesnt have many fry varieties
  6. #46
    True perfection only comes in 1 form.
  7. #47
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Americans do seem to be afraid of it. Whenever I'm coming out of Aldi and it's raining I just walk to my car as if it's just another day back home in Manchester…meanwhile the Americans all gather at the entrance afraid to step out and get the water on them shaking their heads and saying to each other "oooh it's terrible isn't it" or "look at that idiot walking to his car as if it's nothing!"

    thats because "american" air is polluted and full of toxic industrial chemicals. the first wave of rain usually have the highest concentration of dissolved toxic chemicals.
  8. #48
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina thats because "american" air is polluted and full of toxic industrial chemicals. the first wave of rain usually have the highest concentration of dissolved toxic chemicals.

    Right, tens of thousands of people and animals die every year in the US from brief afternoon showers...
  9. #49
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Right, tens of thousands of people and animals die every year in the US from brief afternoon showers…

    maybe you wanna check their cancer rate per capita.
  10. #50
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina maybe you wanna check their cancer rate per capita.

    Why? Skin cancer isn't caused by acid rain ...feel free to cite some reports on that establishing it.
  11. #51
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    I might have skin cancer because i have this mole
  12. #52
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    If i have skin cancer who will marry me
  13. #53
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Hurricane millhouse am I rite? AMIRITE?
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  14. #54
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaaaaaaaaaa
  15. #55
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Americans do seem to be afraid of it. Whenever I'm coming out of Aldi and it's raining I just walk to my car as if it's just another day back home in Manchester…meanwhile the Americans all gather at the entrance afraid to step out and get the water on them shaking their heads and saying to each other "oooh it's terrible isn't it" or "look at that idiot walking to his car as if it's nothing!"

    I think it’s funny how often European’s forget that we’re a massive country with a huge variance in climates and environments from state to state.
    I have lived on the coast and have witnessed people driving home from work through 3’ high puddles in the road. I have also seen the opposite where in the desert a little rain falls and all of the oil and shit on the road that’s been dry for months gets loosened up and it turns into a big game of bumper cars.

    You Europoors and your mild weather
  16. #56
    Originally posted by Fluttershy I think it’s funny how often European’s forget that we’re a massive country with a huge variance in climates and environments from state to state.
    I have lived on the coast and have witnessed people driving home from work through 3’ high puddles in the road. I have also seen the opposite where in the desert a little rain falls and all of the oil and shit on the road that’s been dry for months gets loosened up and it turns into a big game of bumper cars.

    You Europoors and your mild weather

    Um I've lived in the US for 27yrs, traveled the world extensively...been through multiple tropic storms and hurricanes, seen a tornado or two, drove through deep water, been stranded overnight in snow...etc

    ...but ONLY in America have I seen crybabies blocking the store entrance because of a little rain...or been asked "You don't have an umbrella? you'll get wet if you go out there!"...

    SMH has the lovely dontellem would say while she navigates hurricane milton
  17. #57
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson DTE is in Florida right? DTE if you are watching I have the spare room ready for you and lots of lotion and strawberry preserve.

    I called her yesterday she's gonna be fine
  18. #58
    I've shit on 4 continents and made sweet sweet love on 3.
  19. #59
    Originally posted by Bradley I called her yesterday she's gonna be fine

    She's always been FINE.

    I guess I'll use the strawberry preserve on toast then..
  20. #60
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    In my experience well traveled individuals don’t feel the need to come on deaf forums to tell everyone how well traveled they are.
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