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The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
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2017-06-23 at 11:01 PM UTC
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2017-06-23 at 11:15 PM UTCWhat's comfortable to you? Also, what's the most visually attractive?
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2017-06-23 at 11:26 PM UTCAnswer you fucking slut.
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2017-06-23 at 11:58 PM UTCThat's it everybody. I'm done for good. Can't do it.
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2017-06-24 at 12:10 AM UTCI'm sad to see you go. You were fun.
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2017-06-24 at 1:27 AM UTC
Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Lol, my last one was the same way, it was "car-race"
which is funny because I'm the only one here that's really into racing. Malice got "spectrum" as his goal word and he's the only one that would normally use that word
Not only does nobody call it that but if for some reason they did they definitely wouldn't put a hyphen in it
i know rite? i got malice as my 1st mark and had to get him to say printer. but that retard never talks about anything other than autislm, every third word he types is autislm ffs.
an i know lanny tipped him off coz they're bum chums together.
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2017-06-24 at 1:33 AM UTCI could've gotten Mal to say printer. Easy.
My current mark would never say my taboo word, and there's literally no way to lead into it that isn't obvious. I already tried and it didn't work, so it's pretty much over. -
2017-06-24 at 1:35 AM UTCRisir rage quit. He pulled a meta. I need to start making a list of users I've killed. Can someone else keep track? I'm just going to forget. Lol.
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2017-06-24 at 1:37 AM UTC
Originally posted by RestStop Blimp's soarin', how the hell did I get in this space?
Four in the mornin', how did I get in this place?
Oh, it don't matter, got smoke, drink, and I'm runnin' this space
Done contemplatin', I'mma take it in and groove in this piece
N,N-Dimethyltryptamine and Lysergic acid diethylamide
The vibes are effervescent, delicious, just how they should be
N,N-Dimethyltryptamine and Lysergic acid diethylamide
The vibes are effervescent, delicious, just how they should be
No sleep in my bed, no sleepin' in my bed
Yeah, we gon' play, gon' play, gon' play until the day
I said no sleep in my bed, no sleepin' in my bed
Yeah, we gon' play, gon' play
Then we'll sleep all through the day
And do it again
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2017-06-24 at 1:37 AM UTCcurrently blowing up my toilet with a plutonium based fission ass nuke
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2017-06-24 at 1:53 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ I could've gotten Mal to say printer. Easy.
My current mark would never say my taboo word, and there's literally no way to lead into it that isn't obvious. I already tried and it didn't work, so it's pretty much over.
i ripped on him hard about being a broke ass faggot who couldn't afford a printer to print of a pic i posted of a cats ass. then waited a week to make a fred where i stated i had bought a £3 printer and it had fucked up my laptop and couldn't afford to fix it. anyone else wouldn't have been able to help themselves from posting in that fred to pull me up for what i'd said a week earlier. but not malice, the soul less aspie didn't even say a word in that fred. i was even waiting for him to come online to bump the fred to make sure he didn't miss it, lol.
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2017-06-24 at 2:33 AM UTC
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2017-06-24 at 2:33 AM UTCLANNY THE CLONES ARE GETTING ME DOWN
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2017-06-24 at 2:50 AM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist i ripped on him hard about being a broke ass faggot who couldn't afford a printer to print of a pic i posted of a cats ass. then waited a week to make a fred where i stated i had bought a £3 printer and it had fucked up my laptop and couldn't afford to fix it. anyone else wouldn't have been able to help themselves from posting in that fred to pull me up for what i'd said a week earlier. but not malice, the soul less aspie didn't even say a word in that fred. i was even waiting for him to come online to bump the fred to make sure he didn't miss it, lol.
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Why would I remember a random overused insult someone made a week before? Mentioning cat rape is pretty much guaranteed to simply be ignored.
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2017-06-24 at 2:53 AM UTCHey, uhh, Mal Mal, do you know of any object I could use that's specifically designed to help me trim my fingernails? JUST CURIOUS.
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2017-06-24 at 2:56 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Why would I remember a random overused insult someone made a week before? Mentioning cat rape is pretty much guaranteed to simply be ignored.
See? I was right, you just had a bad strategy.
that's because you're a certified weirdo. the rest of us would have let me have the wrath of god in that fred. and when you're angry you don't think about what you're saying. the strategy was shit hot, just the subject that was defective.
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2017-06-24 at 3:02 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice I've thought about lying to my parents and telling them that I went insane, became homeless, and my a*utism became much worse. They'd probably fall for it. I could play up the insanity and a.utism for sympathy and to be left alone.
My goal would be to essentially have someone take care of all necessities and accept that I'm never going to be able to work, go to school, or have a normal life, friends or a GF. Essentially it would enable and augment my NEET/hiki lifestyle, and I'd have at least 1K of spending money every month, since I wouldn't tell them about being on SSI.
Hopefully through enough guilting, and because they would believe I was helpless, I would receive their inheritance, then never have to work or want for money again. I could even drive them to their deaths sooner, using psychological manipulation to encourage suicide. Even poison them covertly to hasten their deaths. I've also thought about tricking my father into leaving the inheritance in my name, after which he would die, by promising to take care of my mother with it. Instead she could simply move in with family, my sister likely could and would do so, at the very least. There's also subsidized housing for the poor elderly. I don't really care either way, but the point is the money would be all mine and I could disappear once again, this time retreat into my perfectly created fortress of solitude and spend the rest of days in virtual reality.
Post last edited by Malice at 2017-06-24T02:57:53.022718+00:00
also, i don't think there's much wrong with you, you're just lazy. i'm gonna forward a lot of your posts to the san francisco dept of welfare and let them fully know you're just faking. its about time you got off your lazy ass and worked for a living like everyone else has to.
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2017-06-24 at 3:25 AM UTCI'd totally bang Haley from Modern Family...
You can practically hear her whisper..."come here RestStop you big boy, tease me, touch me, fuck me".The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-24 at 3:35 AM UTCdude, I was watching modern family the other day and that's exactly what she said! I was kinda freaked out a TV character was telling RestStop to fuck her but there you go.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-24 at 3:39 AM UTCMy current taboo target is fucking hydro and window, she doesn't even post that much and how the fuck am I gonna get her to say Window lol
