What are you thinking about....

1. 2024-10-02 at 2:15 AM UTC

   #32901
   

   shitty titty Cripple Nipple

   Originally posted by Kafka My cousin tried to do that, the day after my dad died she told me to get a mental health assessment, so I dressed like a prostitute at her wedding. A week after my dad died I was having dinner with my mum's family. Uncle was sitting right next to me, and he says to my mum across the table that he's sorry my dad died. He didn't say anything to me, he just said it to her like said her name. My parents were divorced.

   
   Yeah that’s not exactly what I mean.
2. 2024-10-02 at 2:16 AM UTC

   #32902
   

   shitty titty Cripple Nipple

   Originally posted by Kafka It pisses me off that uncle always insists on paying for everything when he stole 100K from his siblings.

   
   I mean isn’t that the least he could do lol. At least he didn’t steal AND make you guys pay for everything.
3. 2024-10-02 at 2:21 AM UTC

   #32903
   Kafka sweaty

   Originally posted by shitty titty I mean isn’t that the least he could do lol. At least he didn’t steal AND make you guys pay for everything.

   
   It's condescending, by paying for everything he doesn't let others be adults. And there's the having to thank him.
4. 2024-10-02 at 2:23 AM UTC

   #32904
   Kafka sweaty
   My autistic cousin said he wanted to marry me and if I don't find someone else I think I will just because I feel safe with him and we have fun. Like hysterical laughing on a child's merry-go-round after five shots.
5. 2024-10-02 at 2:43 AM UTC

   #32905
   

   shitty titty Cripple Nipple

   Originally posted by Kafka It's condescending, by paying for everything he doesn't let others be adults. And there's the having to thank him.

   
   Girl if he took my inheritance I’d sit back and let him pay and wouldn’t worry about niceties.
6. 2024-10-02 at 2:45 AM UTC

   #32906
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   Worry about nice titties
7. 2024-10-02 at 3:15 AM UTC

   #32907
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   "Thank you very much for spending $50 on me of the $100,000 you stole from me."
8. 2024-10-02 at 12:06 PM UTC

   #32908
   WellHung Black Hole
   An investment that is panning out profitably
9. 2024-10-02 at 12:12 PM UTC

   #32909
   WellHung Black Hole
   How good it feels to have this 44° air coming in through my screen door
10. 2024-10-02 at 1:18 PM UTC

    #32910
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    How I'm going to have to start boxing shit up soon, being a complete lazy twat I'm not looking forward to that, maybe I'll hire a couple of day laborers to do it while I point at things and shout, "that one you dumb fucking beaner".
11. 2024-10-02 at 4:59 PM UTC

    #32911
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    If you let the devil ride ..sooner or later he’s gonna wanna drive ..
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Bradley
12. 2024-10-02 at 5:15 PM UTC

    #32912
    6835378gjjsjs Houston

    Originally posted by CandyRein If you let the devil ride ..sooner or later he’s gonna wanna drive ..

    
    Well thats what happens. The devil is just trying to be helpful when so many people suck at driving.
    
    ....
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • CandyRein
13. 2024-10-02 at 5:27 PM UTC

    #32913
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    They really do
14. 2024-10-02 at 6:07 PM UTC

    #32914
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    Damn I really do look young af…that’s wild ..I never really think about it ..but with my new boyfriend and people askin him am I even of age at 40 yrs old 😂😅
    
    Being Black ..I tell you hwutt 😂🤭🥰
15. 2024-10-02 at 6:10 PM UTC

    #32915
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    He said he showed ol girl that pic and she was like is she of age ? He said .. I told her ..of age?! …she is 40 years old ..
    
    That chit had me rollin 🤭😂
16. 2024-10-02 at 6:50 PM UTC

    #32916
    

    ner vegas African Astronaut
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp8l9gpp8yro.amp
    
    I've talked to this guy before, met him in a primarily Muslim chat related to israel-Gaza
17. 2024-10-02 at 8:04 PM UTC

    #32917
    Kafka sweaty
    I've never heard myself sing on voice recording. I want to do this song but don't want my neighbours to hear.
    
    
18. 2024-10-02 at 8:05 PM UTC

    #32918
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Hi Kafka, How's it going today...any more thoughts on killing yourself?
19. 2024-10-02 at 8:17 PM UTC

    #32919
    Kafka sweaty
    Okay I just did it, and achieved resonance with my high notes. idk all the words so it was almost talking at times, but i'm happy with it
20. 2024-10-02 at 8:31 PM UTC

    #32920
    Kafka sweaty
    https://voca.ro/1gBqQfrYgBIw