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  1. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Fluttershy Haven't had a drop of alcohol in over 56 hours.
    I wonder if thats because i feel like shit or why i feel like shit

    Huh?
  2. Fluttershy Short Bussy
    chicken or the egg
  3. Kafka sweaty
    Are you an alcoholic?
  4. Fluttershy Short Bussy
    I wouldn't consider myself one but this is probably the longest i've gone without any alcohol in over a year.
  5. Kafka sweaty
    You can die if you stop suddenly.
  6. Kafka sweaty
    I'm scared I'll need brain surgery or that I won't be pretty anymore, and if that's the case I'm gonna off myself. My hypochondria is running wild.
  7. Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by Kafka You can die if you stop suddenly.

    I don't think my dependence is that severe. I'm not even sure if i have a physical dependence or if it's mostly just mental.
    I've been drinking anywhere from 3 to 12 beers a night for the last year or so, but I know a lot of people that have drank for longer and heavier than me without experiencing anything like that.

    Also i'm already like 58 hours into it and i havent had any sort of DTs so i think i'm alright.
  8. Kafka sweaty
    Your cells convert the alcohol into energy. You can experience delirium if you stop suddenly.
  9. Kafka sweaty
    Anyway you don't belong here if you're not drunk.
  10. Kafka sweaty
    Skidaddle
  11. Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by Kafka Your cells convert the alcohol into energy. You can experience delirium if you stop suddenly.

    Again, it's been over 48 hours and there have been no notable symptoms. But I am sick so it might just be harder to notice. If i die i'll let you know kafka.
  12. Kafka sweaty
    And don't speak to me again until you've apologised for your crime of calling me retarded and confessed I am all-knowing.
  13. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I purchased beer from a bodega for the first time in my life yesterday
    https://news.ontario.ca/en/release/1005005/convenience-stores-across-ontario-can-now-sell-beer-wine-cider-and-ready-to-drink-beverages
    More than 4,000 convenience stores across Ontario have been licensed to sell alcohol as new liberalized rules are set to take effect next week.

    The Alcohol and Gaming Commission of Ontario (AGCO) said Friday that it has approved 4,146 such licences ahead of convenience stores being allowed to sell beer, wine and ready-to-drink cocktails as of next Thursday.

    The expansion of liquor sales fulfils a pledge Premier Doug Ford made in the 2018 election.

    Last December, Ford announced that all convenience and grocery stores will be allowed to sell beer, wine, cider and ready-to-drink cocktails by 2026. In May, he announced plans to speed that up, moving up the timeline for convenience stores to Sept. 5.

    The government has said its alcohol expansion plans will give Ontarians more choice and convenience.

    The AGCO said it was committed to helping licensees meet their obligations for the safe and responsible sale of alcohol.

    One store in Toronto's west end had allegedly been selling liquor even before the new rules kick in, the AGCO said. The commission said it served a notice of suspension to the store after a surprise visit from inspectors two weeks ago.
  14. Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by Kafka And don't speak to me again until you've apologised for your crime of calling me retarded and confessed I am all-knowing.

    I'm sorry I called you a retard.
    I really should stop making fun of the mentally deficient.
  15. Kafka sweaty
    I ordered this today.

  16. Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I purchased beer from a bodega for the first time in my life yesterday
    https://news.ontario.ca/en/release/1005005/convenience-stores-across-ontario-can-now-sell-beer-wine-cider-and-ready-to-drink-beverages

    Canada is just now getting the ability to buy beer at the corner store LMAO. Just wait until every gas station is indistinguishable from a head shop. "ASSALAMA ALLAYAKUM" you hear as you walk into the gas station, hooka smoke filling the air. "lemme get $5 on pump 2 please" "YES YES, MASHALLAH HABIBI, WOULD YOU LIKE EXPERIMENTAL MUSHROOM DRUG???? IS GOOD, AND IS REAL MUSHROOMS AND DEFINITELY NOT PROPRIETARY BLEND OF CHINESE RESEARCH CHEMICALS"
    and then you'll wonder if you're even still in canada or if you somehow wandered past the border into new york
  17. Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by Kafka I ordered this today.


    That's really cool! you should post a picture of you wearing it when you get it! Also post a topless picture so we have something to compare it to!
  18. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Fluttershy I'm sorry I called you a retard.
    I really should stop making fun of the mentally deficient.

    You need to evolve. The truth is, you could learn a lot from me, but because I'm a female you all decided I must be someone else. And the truth is, I am looking down on most people here, but I don't feel the need to tell them, because I am on a higher plane. It's in your best interest to try and reach that plane, because you don't know what you're doing, you are imagining a reality that isn't here.
  19. Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by Kafka You need to evolve. The truth is, you could learn a lot from me, but because I'm a female you all decided I must be someone else. And the truth is, I am looking down on most people here, but I don't feel the need to tell them, because I am on a higher plane. It's in your best interest to try and reach that plane, because you don't know what you're doing, you are imagining a reality that isn't here.

    Kafka you're a drunk who lives off of your families wealth and can't exist anywhere else on the internet but this degenerate shithole.
    I don't think i want to get to your level.
  20. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Fluttershy Kafka you're a drunk who lives off of your families wealth and can't exist anywhere else on the internet but this degenerate shithole.
    I don't think i want to get to your level.

    You feeling the need to put others down to make yourself feel better, your always thinking of a nasty thing to say to someone, means your mind is hell. You are on a lower plane. And when you do try to put me down, I don't take you seriously, I pity you. Your inability to imagine that I don't feel the need to retaliate in an equally nasty way is a sign of that.
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