The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

1. 2017-06-23 at 9:29 PM UTC

   #1961
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Piles of Crack 80/20 Captain Morgan to Dr Pepper ratio over ice isn't too bad for getting drunk with

   
   I've been thinking about putting down the ice and picking the bottle back up...idk how good of an idea that is.
2. 2017-06-23 at 9:32 PM UTC

   #1962
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RestStop I've been thinking about putting down the ice and picking the bottle back up…idk how good of an idea that is.

   
   It kills the pain inside better.
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3. 2017-06-23 at 10:13 PM UTC

   #1963
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Ayy lmao
4. 2017-06-23 at 10:25 PM UTC

   #1964
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by RisiR † Dr Pepper tastes like cockroach jiuce.

   
   Dr.Pepper is a drink for the intellectual chosen.
5. 2017-06-23 at 10:27 PM UTC

   #1965
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I loved Dr pepper as a youth but now it's too sweet.
6. 2017-06-23 at 10:29 PM UTC

   #1966
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   

   Originally posted by Piles of Crack It kills the pain inside better.

   
   screw alcohol man, this aint the early 1800's... get some trucks
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7. 2017-06-23 at 10:29 PM UTC

   #1967
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   So, malice is gay? Is this the final conclusion? An insecure closet homo to the outside world?
8. 2017-06-23 at 10:33 PM UTC

   #1968
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Imagine waking up and suddenly screaming and shrieking until your girlfriend came in. Thrashing around, at times bad enough that it looks like that scene from The Exorcist, completely losing it. When she asks, distraught, what's wrong you thrust your hips upward and simply state "I have a boner."
   
   Scenario 2: You walk into a pornography store wearing tight bottoms, no pants, of course, and a strong erection. You then walk up to a worker and ask, "I need some advice. What's the fastest way to make this go away? *motion towards groin* A friend said this was the place to go for help."
   
   Alternate porn store scenario. Walk in there wearing nothing but a gimp mask with lock and tight primarily spandex briefs. Of course a full erection is required as well, once again, pointing straight out. Go up to a worker and state, while motioning toward your crotch, "I've had an erection for 8 hours." When they ask if you need some help or suggest you go to the hospital, state, "Oh no, I just wanted to brag about it." Then walk out.
   
   Post last edited by Malice at 2017-06-24T21:32:53.175655+00:00
9. 2017-06-23 at 10:35 PM UTC

   #1969
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Kinkou So, malice is gay? Is this the final conclusion? An insecure closet homo to the outside world?

   
   I'll fuck anything that moves.
   
   No, I'm not gay, and I don't think I would sleep with a male, even a highly feminine and attractive trap, IRL. I was simply born this way, I don't feel any natural attraction to men, and I'm sure most gay men would say the same about women.
   
   Sometimes you just want something novel and stimulating to fap to. What you find arousing mentally, or in pornograpy, can be completely different from your in person preferences. Lanny knows about this, he long ago admitted to fapping to gay erotica and porn.
10. 2017-06-23 at 10:36 PM UTC

    #1970
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice Imagine waking up and suddenly screaming and shrieking until your girlfriend came in. Thrashing around, at times bad enough that it looks like that scene from The Exorcist, completely losing it. When she asks, distraught, what's wrong you thrust your hips upward and simply state "I have an erection/boner."
    
    Scenario 2: You walk into a pornography store wearing tight bottoms, no pants, of course, and a strong erection. You then walk up to a worker and ask, "I need some help. What's the fastest way to make this go away? *motion towards groin* A friend said this was the place to go for help."
    
    Alternate porn store scenario. Walk in there wearing nothing but a gimp mask with lock and tight primarily spandex briefs. Of course a full erection is required as well, once again, pointing straight out. Go up to a worker once again and state, while motioning toward your crotch, "I've had an erection for 8 hours." When they ask if you need some help or suggest you go to the hospital, state, "Oh no, I just wanted to brag about it." Then walk out.

    
    lmao. You have got to be faded off that bay area kush. There's just no other way you would have written this.
11. 2017-06-23 at 10:39 PM UTC

    #1971
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Wasp Sugar lmao. You have got to be faded off that bay area kush. There's just no other way you would have written this.

    
    No, I was just laying in bed feeling warm, soft, and comfortable. I didn't want to get out because generally you don't experience much that feels better throughout the day, so why bother, especially if you see it as recreation time?
    
    I was just thinking about various things and chuckling to myself. Although, I did have a nice mellow toke about 3-4 hours beforehand to try to fall asleep again, due to premature awakenings to urinate and just feeling like 7AM was too early to be awake (I like some late night hours, when the world is much quieter, there's the cover of dark, and most humans, along with other living things, are asleep, or at least silent.), but I didn't feel high when I woke up.
12. 2017-06-23 at 10:43 PM UTC

    #1972
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice I'll fuck anything that moves.
    
    No, I'm not gay, and I don't think I would sleep with a male, even a highly feminine and attractive trap, IRL. I was simply born this way, I don't feel any natural attraction to men, and I'm sure most gay men would say the same about women.
    
    Sometimes you just want something novel and stimulating to fap to. What you find arousing mentally, or in pornograpy, can be completely different from your in person preferences. Lanny knows about this, he long ago admitted to fapping to gay erotica and porn.

    
    Yet you're a virgin you said? Why are you a virgin again? And what's up with the gay men you shared. Lol
13. 2017-06-23 at 10:44 PM UTC

    #1973
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Dude, 7am is the perfect time to be awake.
14. 2017-06-23 at 10:46 PM UTC

    #1974
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Kinkou Dude, 7am is the perfect time to be awake.

    
    No it's not. It's right around the time the sweet sweet night is making way for the sun and his faggotry to climb up into the sky and make everything bright and obnoxious. It could be argued that sunrise is the worst time to be awake, even worse than high noon.
15. 2017-06-23 at 10:46 PM UTC

    #1975
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by Maluv and a strong erection

    
    
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16. 2017-06-23 at 10:50 PM UTC

    #1976
    

    Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Why do you have that picture saved, RisiR?
17. 2017-06-23 at 10:57 PM UTC

    #1977
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Funny that you ask. I just accidentally saved the angry inch to my phone instead of copying the url right before I posted it here.
    
    Didn't have it saved before. Just know how to use the search engine.
18. 2017-06-23 at 10:58 PM UTC

    #1978
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    LOL
19. 2017-06-23 at 10:59 PM UTC

    #1979
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    What's your prefered dick size, DC?
20. 2017-06-23 at 11 PM UTC

    #1980
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Also, would you like to get your old account back?