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  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina as opposed to linking youtube directly ?

    obvious non-content is non-content.

    More content than between your ears.

  2. Originally posted by Speedy Parker More content than between your ears.


    because your full of seamen
  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina because your full of seamen

    That was your dumbest comeback ever in a long line of stupid retorts.

  4. That's what some people do when they're out of good jokes.
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That's what some people do when they're out of good jokes.

    He must hsve ran out before he made his 1st post.
  6. Originally posted by Speedy Parker He must hsve ran out before he made his 1st post.

    He'll still get a pity post or two.
  7. Originally posted by Speedy Parker That was your dumbest comeback ever in a long line of stupid retorts.


    your expert on comebacks
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina your expert on comebacks

    That was worse
  9. ner vegas African Astronaut
    Nasrallah has been killed in an airstrike on another apartment block, was confirmed hours ago by Hezbullah.

    israel is bombing the southern suburbs of Beirut nonstep, Hezbullah has been firing large salvos of artillery rockets across the north of israel as far down as Haifa, but success/whether they've started using different types of rockets is not clear as the IDF has enacted a media blackout for all rocket impacts so media coming out is limited.

    Yemen attempted to strike a government building in Tel Aviv with a large ballistic missile, israel attempted to intercept it with the ARROW complex but it's unclear if it was intercepted, impacted or disintegrated midair because none of the videos show anything beyond it being followed by interceptors in flight.
  10. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
  11. apparently some people hunt boars with their asses
  12. Originally posted by 6835378gjjsjs apparently some people hunt boars with their asses

    An some people hunt asses with boars.
  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ An some people hunt asses with boars.

    You're just a boring ass.
  14. Originally posted by Speedy Parker You're just a boring ass.

    Thank you, Mr. Meany.
  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Thank you, Mr. Meany.

    Anytime, free of charge.
  16. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by ner vegas Nasrallah has been killed in an airstrike on another apartment block, was confirmed hours ago by Hezbullah.

    israel is bombing the southern suburbs of Beirut nonstep, Hezbullah has been firing large salvos of artillery rockets across the north of israel as far down as Haifa, but success/whether they've started using different types of rockets is not clear as the IDF has enacted a media blackout for all rocket impacts so media coming out is limited.

    Yemen attempted to strike a government building in Tel Aviv with a large ballistic missile, israel attempted to intercept it with the ARROW complex but it's unclear if it was intercepted, impacted or disintegrated midair because none of the videos show anything beyond it being followed by interceptors in flight.

    I don't see this going unanswered, they do like their martyrs.
    Finally taking those scum out will fix the middle east
  17. ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Number13 I don't see this going unanswered, they do like their martyrs.
    Finally taking those scum out will fix the middle east

    I don't really understand what's going on, I feel like there's too much happening in the background that we're not aware of to make any real predictions.

    israel is operating at a much higher intensity with both the assassinations and the restart of the 'Dahiyeh Doctrine' (ie. targeting civilians and infrastructure in order to put political pressure on Hezbullah), but Hezbullah has been hesitant to escalate beyond the artillery rocket salvos they've been using since October last year. They've started using longer-range rockets which puts most of the north of israel within range and have been targeting airbases and anti-air infrastructure, but these are still relatively cheap and inaccurate rockets that are doing limited damage (which is further hard to guage thanks to the israeli media blackout).

    On the macro level, Hezbullah can only win by drawing the IDF into their own territory and defeating them, the humiliation of which is likely to collapse the israeli state. this is more or less guaranteed by Netenyahu's promise to 'return residents to the North' as it'll be impossible for israel to stop the constant rocket barrages without a major ground operation that pushes Hezbullah out of firing range. Hez cannot win by marching into the Galilee.

    At this point I would've expected Hez to start using their more modern missiles (everything they've used so far has been available to them before the 2006 war) in order to degrade israeli military capability given that in the defensive war they WANT to fight, the effectiveness of standoff weapons will be minimised due to Hez favouring close combat and heavy cover in order to neutralise the IDF's advantages as much as possible.

    It's possible they're wary of escalating at all given that it could start a chain that ends with direct US involvement or the Samsung Option, but allowing israel to operate at the level it does without a direct response begins to cause problems with morale and support within the 'resistance' umbrella, which I've been seeing a bit of (as well as obvious j*ws taking advantage of the situation to claim that Hez and Iran are impotent and not doing enough).
  18. Kingoftoes Houston
    Originally posted by ner vegas I don't really understand what's going on, I feel like there's too much happening in the background that we're not aware of to make any real predictions.

    I'm sure we'd understand more if we took the time to map out all of the interstate interactions besides just Israel/palestine/lebanon and Israel/US.

    But if we did that to any meaningful extent the war would be over by the time we where done.
  19. Kingoftoes Houston
    Originally posted by ner vegas On the macro level, Hezbullah can only win by drawing the IDF into their own territory and defeating them

    Hezbollah isn't in a "proper" military conflict with Israel (yet). I'm sure Hezbollah has some hope that it can economically exhaust Israel to some degree by displacing it's citizens and destroying infrastructure, but that only goes so far.

    Hamas doing this too in the event that started this thread was a great try, but total warfare takes a long time to be implemented with great efficacy in modern wars thanks to AA and ADS, not to mention the amount of information that is probably required to acquire and neutralize targets.

    There is no way of knowing whether Hezbollah can win or not, or how they can win, until we know what their goals are.
  20. Originally posted by Speedy Parker That was worse

    if you want good cumbacks your gonna have to pump it out of your ass
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