Things you'll never be

1. 2024-09-16 at 3:05 AM UTC

   #41
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Kafka I see myself as perfect.

   
   We know.
2. 2024-09-16 at 4 AM UTC

   #42
   

   Kingoftoes Houston
   I'll never be un-caffeinated at work.
3. 2024-09-16 at 10:10 AM UTC

   #43
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Elbow I'll never be innocent. Pure. Good. Untainted by sin. Perfect. Human.
   
   You might say that is true of all humans, and that to be those things would actually be inhuman, and sure. Maybe. Maybe. But there's no other word. If humans are imperfect, then I'm talking about what a human would be if it was perfect. The platonic ideal of a human. I'll never be that. If I ever was at one point, I'm certainly not any longer.

   
   They make some very convincing sex robots now
   
   
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4. 2024-09-16 at 10:12 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Kafka Narc also tried to goad Donald into going through with raping and killing me, saying it would prove he belongs to this community.

   
   Oh you little liar Daft Kafka, you fucking evil little liar, I never said anything of the sort
   
   
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5. 2024-09-16 at 10:15 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Kafka He's just trying to make risir off himself because he's psycho.

   
   I'm not trying to get RisiR to off himself. Why on earth would I want to get RisiR to off himself for?
   
   I'm not a foggot you know.
   
   
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   • RisiR †
6. 2024-09-16 at 10:18 AM UTC

   #46
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   You mean like jerk off right?
   
   
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7. 2024-09-16 at 10:26 AM UTC

   #47
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by NARCassist I'm not trying to get RisiR to off himself. Why on earth would I want to get RisiR to off himself for?
   
   I'm not a foggot you know.
   
   
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   You spelled the name right and I appreciate that greatly. You can get me off any way you want.
8. 2024-09-16 at 10:29 AM UTC

   #48
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by RisiR † You spelled the name right and I appreciate that greatly. You can get me off any way you want.

   
   What foggot?
   
   
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9. 2024-09-16 at 10:30 AM UTC

   #49
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   Also you spelled spelt wrong
   
   
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   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • RisiR †
10. 2024-09-16 at 10:35 AM UTC

    #50
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    If your plan is to kill me slowly by exposing my bad grammar, you're doing a great job.
    
    *dies inside*
11. 2024-09-16 at 12:05 PM UTC

    #51
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    25 again.
12. 2024-09-16 at 1:10 PM UTC

    #52
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 25 again.

    
    But why?
    
    
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13. 2024-09-16 at 2:37 PM UTC

    #53
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist But why?
    
    
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    I don't believe in reincarnation?
14. 2024-09-17 at 2:02 PM UTC

    #54
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    I meant why would you care
    
    
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15. 2024-09-17 at 2:04 PM UTC

    #55
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    As helpful as I used to be.
16. 2024-09-17 at 4:09 PM UTC

    #56
    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga
    i'll never be eh negroe
17. 2024-09-17 at 4:51 PM UTC

    #57
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    A reliable witness.
18. 2024-09-17 at 7:15 PM UTC

    #58
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist I meant why would you care
    
    
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    I was healthy and strong as an ox, had pussy on command and life was great.
19. 2024-09-17 at 7:21 PM UTC

    #59
    Flagged4newsyncreticFaithworks Yung Blood [dim the geophysical oocyte]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I don't believe in reincarnation?

    
    
    are u telling me that those hindus are wrong? there's a fuckton of those guys hpow can they all b wrong.
    
    hare krishnas n shit, ya know? fucking tons of them.
    
    say they can all reason, right, they have more gross weight of reasoning than u, so... uh they're more likely to b right, right?
20. 2024-09-17 at 7:23 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Flagged4newsyncreticFaithworks are u telling me that those hindus are wrong? there's a fuckton of those guys hpow can they all b wrong.
    
    hare krishnas n shit, ya know? fucking tons of them.

    
    Same way all those idiots who believe in Astrology are wrong