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  1. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Drinking Cappuccino and printing reports, not that it's any of your business.

    What kind of reports? *squints eyes*
  2. Finished goods and holding inventory.
  3. CandyRein Black Hole
  4. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I'm going to bed. And tomorrow I'll start trying to figure this whole situation I'm in out for good.

    Good night everybody.
  5. Kafka sweaty
    Went to a butterfly house today.





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  6. WellHung Black Hole
    farting
  7. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Just made my lunch for work tomorrow, took 75 mg of good ol diphen and 4.5 g of green maeng da Crouton and hoping that might help me sleep through the night or at least not wake up a hundred times. Goodnight space homies! 🚀 🌌 👽 👾 💤 😴
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  8. CandyRein Black Hole
    In a candlelit bubble bath having a toke watching reports on Diddy being locked up
  9. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Translating rule Brittany's to pidgin english

    Wen britain first, for heaven's command,
    arose from komot di azure main,
    arose arose from komot di azure main,
    dis na di charter, di charter for di land,
    and guardian angels bin sing dis strain:
    rule, britannia! britannia, rule di waves!
    britons lai lai, lai lai, lai lai go de slaves.
    rule, britannia! britannia, rule di waves!
    britons lai lai, lai lai, lai lai go de slaves.
    still plenti majestic shalt thou rise,
    plenti dreadful from each foreign stroke,
    plenti dreadful, dreadful from each foreign stroke,
    as di loud blast dat tears di skies
    serves but to root thy native oak.
    rule, britannia! britannia, rule di waves!
    britons lai lai, lai lai, lai lai go de slaves.
    rule, britannia! britannia, rule di waves!
    britons lai lai, lai lai, lai lai go de slaves.
    thee haughty tyrants ne'er shall tame;
    all dia attempts to bend thee down
    all dia, all dia attempts to bend thee down
    go but arouse, arouse thy generous flame,
    but work dia woe and thy renown.
    rule, britannia! britannia, rule di waves!
    britons lai lai, lai lai, lai lai go de slaves.
    rule, britannia! britannia, rule di waves!
    britons lai lai, lai lai, lai lai go de slaves.
    di muses, wit freedom found,
    shall to thy happy coasts repair.
    shall to thy happy, happy coasts repair.
    blest isle! wit matchless,
    wit matchless finewell well crowned,
    and manly hearts to guard di fair.
    rule, britannia! britannia, rule di waves!
    britons lai lai, lai lai, lai lai go de slaves.
    rule, britannia! britannia, rule di waves!
    britons lai lai, lai lai, lai lai go de slaves
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  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    Very nice
  11. Kafka sweaty
    Only got talking with the receptionist today. My GP is going to phone me tomorrow afternoon about getting my tubes tied.
  12. Originally posted by Kafka Only got talking with the receptionist today. My GP is going to phone me tomorrow afternoon about getting my tubes tied.

    What kind of knot will they use? Figure-eight, slipnot, square knot, barrel hitch, double-Davy?
  13. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What kind of knot will they use? Figure-eight, slipnot, square knot, barrel hitch, double-Davy?

    I want them cauterised. The bands are just to hold them in place to do that.
  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Use a lit railroad flare and fuse it shut for all the male half of the race cares.
  15. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What kind of knot will they use? Figure-eight, slipnot, square knot, barrel hitch, double-Davy?

    zip ties.
  16. Kafka sweaty
    Evri wouldn't deliver my desk today because the couriers are lazy and malicious, they will just park in your street and not get out of the van. So tomorrow I'm going to be a Karen and approach them while filming.
  17. MEGA MOLE Houston
    Originally posted by RisiR † Eh, I think he's legit just his world champion claim I don't agree with. Can't remember which organisation he fought for but if you aren't the K1/ Glory champ I don't consider you the best kickboxer.

    And thanks, brother.

    He was certainly never a world anything, he won only minor titles in lighter divisions and had what might be considered an alright mid tier career, that's it.
  18. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by MEGA MOLE He was certainly never a world anything, he won only minor titles in lighter divisions and had what might be considered an alright mid tier career, that's it.

    Yo Mole, who were you before you bacame the mole?
  19. Originally posted by Kafka Evri wouldn't deliver my desk today because the couriers are lazy and malicious, they will just park in your street and not get out of the van. So tomorrow I'm going to be a Karen and approach them while filming.

    You should invite them in for drinks and snacks and then when in the house tell them you're the snack.
  20. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    welcome back!
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