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Why did mohammed ban gambling?
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2024-09-10 at 8:09 PM UTCA Muslim and a Jew walk into a bar...
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2024-09-11 at 3:49 AM UTCA NAZI, Imperial Japanese, and Italian fascist soldier walked into a BAR.
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2024-09-11 at 3:51 AM UTCa Muslim walks into Pulse nightclub
shots for everyone!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-09-11 at 4:44 AM UTCA Mexican walks into a bar...
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2024-09-11 at 3:59 PM UTC
Originally posted by Speedy Parker A NAZI, Imperial Japanese, and Italian fascist soldier walked into a BAR.
They each got a round.
They must have been thirsty!
Originally posted by ner vegas a Muslim walks into Pulse nightclub
shots for everyone!
They must have all been thirsty
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A Mexican walks into a bar…
… pushing a lawn mower.
He must have been thirsty -
2024-09-11 at 4 PM UTC
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2024-09-11 at 8:52 PM UTCA sacred cow and a banned pig walk into a bar...
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2024-09-11 at 8:54 PM UTCAltfest
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2024-09-11 at 9:15 PM UTCA Muslim dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates...
He is very excited, as all his life he has longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed.
Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, he meets a man with a beard.
"Are you Mohammed?" he asks.
"No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up." And he points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.
Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, he climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs through the clouds, coming to a room where he meets another bearded man.
He asks again, "Are you Mohammed?"
"No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still."
Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he continues to climb the ladder and, yet again, he discovers an even larger room where he meets another man with a beard.
Full of hope, he asks again, "Are you Mohammed?"
"No, I am Jesus... You will find Mohammed higher up."
Mohammed higher than Jesus!
The poor man can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs, ever higher.
Once again he reaches a larger room where he meets a man with a beard and repeats his question:
"Are you Mohammed?" he gasps as he is, by now, totally out of breath from all his
climbing.
"No my son.....I am God. But you look exhausted. Would you like a coffee?"
"Yes, please!" said the man.
God looks behind him, claps his hands and calls out: "Hey Mohammed, two coffees!" -
2024-09-11 at 9:56 PM UTC
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A sacred cow and a banned pig walk into a bar…
they must have been thirsty
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A Muslim dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates…
He is very excited, as all his life he has longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed.
Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, he meets a man with a beard.
"Are you Mohammed?" he asks.
"No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up." And he points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.
Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, he climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs through the clouds, coming to a room where he meets another bearded man.
He asks again, "Are you Mohammed?"
"No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still."
Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he continues to climb the ladder and, yet again, he discovers an even larger room where he meets another man with a beard.
Full of hope, he asks again, "Are you Mohammed?"
"No, I am Jesus… You will find Mohammed higher up."
Mohammed higher than Jesus!
The poor man can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs, ever higher.
Once again he reaches a larger room where he meets a man with a beard and repeats his question:
"Are you Mohammed?" he gasps as he is, by now, totally out of breath from all his
climbing.
"No my son…..I am God. But you look exhausted. Would you like a coffee?"
"Yes, please!" said the man.
God looks behind him, claps his hands and calls out: "Hey Mohammed, two coffees!"
He must have been thirsty! -
2024-09-11 at 10:10 PM UTC
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2024-09-12 at 12:04 AM UTCa man and a cane walk into a bar .....
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