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I twerked my back at school today (not sexually)

  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    Let me preface this by saying I have the high pain tolerance that comes with anyone that has a degenerative disease so when I say something hurts, I promise like it is hard.

    Bruh so I've been pretty lucky since April 2023 to not even have minor injuries, like god bless you know. And yesterday it was raining and my university has these like terra cotta looking tiles outside and when I say like this was a bad decision in rainy southern florida I really mean that was a bad decision.

    WHen it rains these lil bitches get super slippery. I mean they look nice but they're like not pavement, they're like bathroom flooring. So Anyway, I had this bag of meart (see Look at how much meat I got - thread in Oral Indulgences) but basically it was like 10 cans and i had that in a purse style resuable grocery bag + my backpack on with water, laptop, sweatshirt, and all my school supplies.


    So I'm walking out of school and I slip but I catch myself cuz i'm from WIsconsin and know how to play on the ice. Bruh idk what happened internally but the weight of all that shit on my right shoulder and the jerkin JERKING of catching myself tore something in my back, thankfully not the spine.

    But bruh after this it just kept getting worse, and worse, and worse. So about 7 hours later I'm trying to lay in bed and like it hurts to breathe LOL and i'm like oh shit this is fucked, I can't lay on any of my sides and get comfortable. So I talk on Telegram (Fonaplats made a new room for everyone that likes me!!!!) and I spend the next 3 hours talking to people, when I laugh it hurts, when I move my body around it hurts, when I adjust the pillows it hurts.

    So Crispy needed help with her late night geometry homework and I was like ok ok ok cuz I like helping my friends and it gets my mind off stuff. Hey goo dnews!!!! I remembe rmost of the geometry principles despite it being 16 years since I took the class!!!

    Ata bout 3 I decided to take the first pain pills (2 ibuprophen) becasue I really am afraid of turning out like all my adDICKted friends to opiates so I don't even relaly like taking tylenol.

    I slept 5 hours and I wok eup and my body hurts, like it stilll hurts a lot but it feels like it's going away

    God bless everybody that likes me!!!
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  2. #2
    Bradley Florida Man
    God Bless Everybody that likes me!!!!

    And if you don't, I hope Satan takes you and leaves!!!

    And I screen shot everything and send it to Casper!!!!

    So God Bless everybody that likes me

    IMMEDIATELY!!!
  3. #3
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Bradley that was yesterday not today. Quit trying to muddy the timeline.
  4. #4
    Bradley Florida Man
    oh hyeah good catch i fucked up on that 1
  5. #5
    Bradley Florida Man
    I hope it starts to feel better I have a really long day ahead of me

    3 hours of schooling, 1 hour on the train, see my dog for 3 hours, go to college for 3 hours, then train for 1 hour, then I need to evaluate a bunch of statements and flows that I did as part of my shcoolwork for tomorrow and start on the assignments after Wednesday class concludes.

    But when I'm done, I'll feel better. Its' liek this everyday.

    At least tomorrow in my class I worked far enough ahead that it will be review.

    IDK How I did this shit when IW as on drugs and still did OK because this feels like a lot of work everyday
  6. #6
    Bradley Florida Man
    Except Monday was straight I even played video games for 2 1/2 hours, lul.
  7. #7
    Elbow African Astronaut
    quirked up white boi with a little bit of swag busting it (his spine) down sexual style, goated with the sauce
  8. #8
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Sounds like a pedophile with BAD KARMA.
  9. #9
    Bradley Florida Man
    or just a middle age man who hurt his back mildly.
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  10. #10
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Slippery.
  11. #11
    Bradley Florida Man
    My penis is slippery when wet.
  12. #12
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by shitty titty Sounds like a pedophile with BAD KARMA.

    The only mention of a child in this thread is Crispy who I help with geometry homework. If you think that's pedophilia then you're the one with something wrong with you, not me.

    In fact if any of you were doing things of an academic nature and wanted my ASS ASS tance, I would more than gladly help. However the only people enrolled in any form of education within our community are her and I.
  13. #13
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    You sound awfully defensive!
  14. #14
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by shitty titty You sound awfully defensive!

    Only a woman would call someone a pedophile and then be like “oh you’re saying you’re not? That’s exactly what a pedophilebwould say!!!!!!!”

    All with a smug look on their face.
  15. #15
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Only a man would say defiantly I DON’T WANT ANY OF THIS THAT IS NOT TRUE in public while secretly begging for things in private.

    All with a smug look on their face.
  16. #16
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by shitty titty Only a man would say defiantly I DON’T WANT ANY OF THIS THAT IS NOT TRUE in public while secretly begging for things in private.

    All with a smug look on their face.

    Again, you have no evidence of this, all you have is that I dmed Bradley jokingly offering him $10 in Amazon cards for candy’s budes and entire PI.
    You’re retarded and it shows
  17. #17
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    “Jokingly”

    lol

    LOL
  18. #18
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by shitty titty You sound awfully defensive!

    nah I just drink a lot of coffee and espresso and energy drinks then I stare at boring financial statements, journal entries, and textbook material. Every 30-60 minutes I take a break to talk shit on this forum and just unleash a tirade of thoughts, feleings, and opinions that I have kept bottled up for the duration of my work and then I return to my assignments feeling a sense of peace and idk like I let it all out and now i can concentrate like a post-coitous clarity of thought

    So yeah, there's that. Also ppl be like "wow u seem really defensive!!!" because I typed a lot in an OP I Just wrote 4 pages of how I pulled a muslce in my back lol
  19. #19
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by shitty titty “Jokingly”

    lol

    LOL
    Jokingly or not is kind of irrelevant when the nudes and PI are already publicly available information and the stakes is $10. I would’ve sent him the $10 too but he had to jedi me.
  20. #20
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by shitty titty “Jokingly”

    lol

    LOL

    I was just kidding.!.!.!

    ... unless you're gonna do it.
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