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"Senior Discount" Is Bullshit

  1. #1
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Had an old man bring me a device for repair and after getting his quote, asked me, "Do you give senior citizen discount?"

    And I thought to myself, "Senior discount? This nigga had his WHOLE LIFE to figure out his finances and he has the audacity to come in here and ask ME, someone who is still actively figuring out their own life's finances for when I become an old man myself, if he can get a discount?"

    Fuck outta here.
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    I hope you kicked him to the curb.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    sorry we only offer the Señor discount for la raza
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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Spectral, Speedy Parker, or any of you other olds, have any of you requested a senior discount? If so, what was it for? If not, why not?
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    imagine if these seniors were as liberal and woke as todays MOON PERSONs when they were young.

    yes.
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    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    I hope you kicked him to the curb.

    Cot dang lazy millenials
  7. #7
    I’m gonna start requesting a senior discount rn
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    Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grimace And I thought to myself, "Senior discount? This nigga had his WHOLE LIFE to figure out his finances and he has the audacity to come in here and ask ME, someone who is still actively figuring out their own life's finances for when I become an old man myself, if he can get a discount?"

    Fuck outta here.

  9. #9
    Originally posted by frala I’m gonna start requesting a senior discount rn

    while buyimg big black strap-ons
  10. #10
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina while buyimg big black strap-ons

    Is that your fantasy Benny? It’s ok boo, I understand.
  11. #11
    Originally posted by frala Is that your fantasy Lanny? It’s ok boo, I understand.

    corrected
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    At the weed store it says EMT first responders get 30% off, along with military and firefighters. No seniors though because they don't save peoples life.

    People that worked cashier during covid are more heroic than any police officer
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    Bradley Florida Man
    ACAB
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grimace Spectral, Speedy Parker, or any of you other olds, have any of you requested a senior discount? If so, what was it for? If not, why not?

    I don't even request a veterans discount because I know there are veterans that need it more.
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  15. #15
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Canadian seniors are wealthier than ever. Do seniors' discounts still make sense?

    "I think the reality now is some seniors are in a better financial position than the younger people are," said Evans, a marketing communications specialist who lives in Dundas, Ont. "Certainly parents are struggling more with the cost-of-living increases. We're seeing that wages aren't keeping up with the cost of living, that housing is completely out of control."
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Obbe Canadian seniors are wealthier than ever. Do seniors' discounts still make sense?

    I agree generally but also some seniors live on a fixed income. One thing I always tell oldje people is that I have zero expectation that a safety net old age pension actually exists (for me) because guaranteed the day I reach 75 years old (because the age requirement will 100% be raised that much before I hit that age) and then as soon as I apply the day after they will announce it's actually empty and they gave it all away to Israel and I just have to figure it out. Also on this day I will go to the bank and pull out my life savings and they will say "SORRY SIR CAn"T DO THAT"

    this is seriously how I view the future of living in this country and I align my life in such a way that when this day happens I won't kill myself. Call it fear or paranoia but it wouldn't be the first time something like this has happened to me. The system is an illusion, a scam that seeks to placate you with sweet lies so you can imagine your children being safe as you go to sleep but I imagine death, destruction, poverty, suffering because I know the truth and don't fall for the GOVERNMENT LIES!!!!!
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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood … and then as soon as I apply the day after they will announce it's actually empty.

    Dude that actually applies to my life so hard. It seems to me that literally ANYTHING I like or enjoy, SOMEONE comes and takes it away very shortly after I discover it. Whether it's music, food, drugs, etc. as soon as I decide, "I like this", something takes it away and I'm just like wtf, man
  18. #18
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    It’s bc you won’t give the seniors their discounts and the seniors are in charge. You want your new favorite deodorant. Well they want their 10%!
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Historically, when the oldest still-mostly-alive generation wasn’t the wealthiest, it kinda made sense. Like when you’re old and retired you’re not working, you have less disposable income, so a business might reasonably cut prices a little bit to entice you in.
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    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    AKSHUALLY HISTORICKALLY YOUR MOM WAS A HO
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