The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

1. 2017-06-22 at 3:42 AM UTC

   #1701
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RestStop Both of you PM me with some type of address that's mail receivable for you know…census data n shit.

   
   PM'd what's the worst that could happen?
   
   

   Originally posted by Kinkou "Decide to give dating a chance"
   
   Lol wut????
   
   Also, just find someone like me, she will role play with you and tolerate a place like this. Lmao

   
   Malice: kinkou's next internet boyfriend confirmed. Hopefully you hold his hand and sing "I will show you the world" from Aladdin when you get ready to bang.
2. 2017-06-22 at 3:57 AM UTC

   #1702
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   "Don't date anyone from this community" tends to be a pretty solid rule. I've never been the e-boyfriend of anyone. I would never degrade myself like that.
   
   Unrelated, I'm thinking about just covering the floor with shredded newspaper or something like they use for animal cages. That way all the filth can just settle to the bottom. I've accepted the floor as a lost cause that I will never clear. I'm at least considering making a large pile in the living room so I'll have a place to lay down when I randomly feel like it.
   
   Post last edited by Malice at 2017-06-22T03:59:37.557960+00:00
3. 2017-06-22 at 4 AM UTC

   #1703
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by 1337 PM'd what's the worst that could happen?

   
   If it's your home address someone like me could get you divorced.
4. 2017-06-22 at 4:34 AM UTC

   #1704
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Malice If it's your home address someone like me could get you divorced.

   
   I would definitely give my home address to a stranger on the internet. Anyone else want it?
5. 2017-06-22 at 4:39 AM UTC

   #1705
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by 1337 I would definitely give my home address to a stranger on the internet. Anyone else want it?

   
   No thank you, but you may have mine to send "things" to.
   
   4410 Avenue F. #309
   Austin, TX 78751
6. 2017-06-22 at 4:43 AM UTC

   #1706
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Lame, that's just Bill Krozby's apartment. I expected a dea or fbi field office. Why would anyone send something nice to him?
7. 2017-06-22 at 4:45 AM UTC

   #1707
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by 1337 Why would anyone send something nice to him?

   
   Exactly.
8. 2017-06-22 at 4:47 AM UTC

   #1708
   

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9. 2017-06-22 at 4:47 AM UTC

   #1709
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
10. 2017-06-22 at 4:48 AM UTC

    #1710
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I am the platonic form instantiated by every patrician who ever lived
11. 2017-06-22 at 4:50 AM UTC

    #1711
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    P.S. "I need heroin to work long shifts" is some bullshit and you know it. You're not an aging Chinese laborer bitch.
12. 2017-06-22 at 4:52 AM UTC

    #1712
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Lanny P.S. "I need heroin to work long shifts" is some bullshit and you know it. You're not an aging Chinese laborer bitch.

    
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13. 2017-06-22 at 4:53 AM UTC

    #1713
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Oh shit, aldra's an aging chinese laborer. That does explain is curious affinity for north korea...
14. 2017-06-22 at 5:06 AM UTC

    #1714
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny P.S. "I need heroin to work long shifts" is some bullshit and you know it. You're not an aging Chinese laborer bitch.

    
    I didn't say heroin fuckhead.
15. 2017-06-22 at 5:09 AM UTC

    #1715
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Ok, the general ideal of recreational drugs then. Changes nothing about that fact that it's rationalization and you know it.
16. 2017-06-22 at 5:11 AM UTC

    #1716
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I just cooked scrambled eggs.
17. 2017-06-22 at 5:13 AM UTC

    #1717
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    More like negative milk motel, m i rite
18. 2017-06-22 at 5:14 AM UTC

    #1718
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ I just cooked scrambled eggs.

    
    I just drank hot cocoa from my keurig. *fancy*
19. 2017-06-22 at 5:16 AM UTC

    #1719
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
    
    I'm bout go make a box of kraft mac&cheese and call it a day. I'm tired
20. 2017-06-22 at 5:17 AM UTC

    #1720
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Lanny, how much would you be willing to pay me if I convinced/manipulated HTS/Phoenix into agreeing to your offer, travelling to SF, and sleeping with you? I wouldn't get paid unless he stated that I convinced him to do so and then actually went through with it. You know you can afford it in order to fulfill your ultimate fantasy.