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  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Bradley in this thread I learned Lanny reads books by Neil GAYman about men having homoerotic sex and sucking each other off for automobiles, jobs, and sperm/life essence.

    Lol, I know you meant Neil Gaimem, but there really is a Neil Gayman.

    Neil Gayman
    Writer, Producer, Director

    Neil Gayman, a visionary who added a lot of new innovative ideas to the creative world. In his early life focusing on his improve career, he became most well known for how good he was at acting as a tree. Nobody was as good as him at this, he even knew how to act as different trees, oak, spruce, maple, you name it he could do it. Even going to play the iconic tree in Forrest Gump. On set, is where he was discovered for the next phase of his life; becoming a makeup artist. Inventing the "Sphincter Contour" was a way of applying makeup to the rear to make small buttocks look massive, he even contoured Kim Ks rear. He's often credited as the man who made BBLs popular. He did this endeavor until he was about forty five. At forty six he was sick of touching ass all day. To quote "I think all this ass touching is making me gay." Then leaving the US to pursue a career in Bollywood becoming the world's greatest belly dancer. Still he longed for having sphincter in his face all day, leading him to meeting his husband. They moved to Switzerland and not much is known of the pair today.

    Neil Gayman
    Neil Gayman, a visionary who added a lot of new innovative ideas to the creative world. In his early life focusing on his improve career, he became most well known for how good he was at acting as a tree. Nobody was as good as him at this, he even knew how to act as different trees, oak, spruce, maple, you name it he could do it. Even going to play the iconic tree in Forrest Gump.

    On set, is where he was discovered for the next phase of his life; becoming a makeup artist. Inventing the "Sphincter Contour" was a way of applying makeup to the rear to make small buttocks look massive, he even contoured Kim Ks rear.

    He's often credited as the man who made BBLs popular. He did this endeavor until he was about forty five. At forty six he was sick of touching ass all day. To quote "I think all this ass touching is making me gay." Then leaving the US to pursue a career in Bollywood becoming the world's greatest belly dancer.

    Still he longed for having sphincter in his face all day, leading him to meeting his husband. They moved to Switzerland and not much is known of the pair today.
  2. Originally posted by What_a_Kreep Oh yeah? SeƱor Yohnson, Do you actually think that? Then you probably just have bad taste.

    ..or it's just a dumb book and you have bad taste...the possibilities are endless.

    I generally only read non-fiction.
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    The only fiction i read is when I file a police report and check it for spelling errors.
  4. Originally posted by Bradley The only fiction i read is when I file a police report and check it for spelling errors.

    ..and the NIS forums of course.

    Fiction is pretty much childish story telling. If you are going to spend time reading a book use the time wisely and learn something.
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson ..and the NIS forums of course.

    Fiction is pretty much childish story telling. If you are going to spend time reading a book use the time wisely and learn something.

    Reading fiction can have many benefits, including:

    Empathy

    Something you are clearly devoid of.

    Reading fiction can help you understand what other people feel and see things from their perspective. It can strengthen the parts of your brain that are linked to empathy and compassion, making it easier to be polite and sympathetic to others.

    Imagination

    Another trait you've never exhibited.

    Fiction can transport you to different worlds and open your mind to new ideas and situations. It can also help you see connections between events and develop your creativity.

    Mental health

    Your middle of the road in this department but have much work to do.

    Reading fiction can help relieve stress and improve your sleep. It can also help you develop cognitive agility and acuity, and improve your reasoning and communication skills.

    Relationships

    Lol, you're clearly an utter failure in this area of life.

    Reading fiction can improve your social cognition and prosocial behaviors, making you better friends and listeners. It can also help you build stronger connections with others by helping you understand other people, places, and mental states.

    Vocabulary

    Your vocabulary is quite good as fiction or non-fiction both improve this.

    Reading fiction can help you expand your vocabulary and learn new words.

    You are deficient in 4 out of the 5 mental/emotional areas above, if only you had read fiction.

  6. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Reading fiction can have many benefits, including:

    Empathy

    Something you are clearly devoid of.

    Reading fiction can help you understand what other people feel and see things from their perspective. It can strengthen the parts of your brain that are linked to empathy and compassion, making it easier to be polite and sympathetic to others.

    Imagination

    Another trait you've never exhibited.

    Fiction can transport you to different worlds and open your mind to new ideas and situations. It can also help you see connections between events and develop your creativity.

    Mental health

    Your middle of the road in this department but have much work to do.

    Reading fiction can help relieve stress and improve your sleep. It can also help you develop cognitive agility and acuity, and improve your reasoning and communication skills.

    Relationships

    Lol, you're clearly an utter failure in this area of life.

    Reading fiction can improve your social cognition and prosocial behaviors, making you better friends and listeners. It can also help you build stronger connections with others by helping you understand other people, places, and mental states.

    Vocabulary

    Your vocabulary is quite good as fiction or non-fiction both improve this.

    Reading fiction can help you expand your vocabulary and learn new words.

    You are deficient in 4 out of the 5 mental/emotional areas above, if only you had read fiction.




    Someone's a triggered fan of the twilight series.
  7. "your list" is a great work of fiction btw speedy
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

    Someone's a triggered fan of the twilight series.

    Not sure what the twilight series is so I'm not sure how I could be triggered by it.
    But nice ad hominem. Why attack the message lol
  9. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Not sure what the twilight series is so I'm not sure how I could be triggered by it.
    But nice ad hominem. Why attack the message lol

    Doesn't know how the thread works but is great at fucking it up!
  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Doesn't know how the thread works but is great at fucking it up!



    Originally posted by Speedy Parker …nice ad hominem. Why attack the message lol
  11. Copy/pasta...all that reading clearly improved your communication and comprehension skills...

  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Copy/pasta…all that reading clearly improved your communication and comprehension skills…




    Originally posted by Speedy Parker …nice ad hominem. Why attack the message lol


  13. Yup...he's ran out of steam and in his repeat mode.

    Keep reading goosebumps kid, you'll get there one day
  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

    Yup…he's ran out of steam and in his repeat mode.

    Keep reading goosebumps kid, you'll get there one day

    Pot kettle

  15. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Pot kettle


    So you admit it
  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson So you admit it

    I admit you have one foot nailed to the floor and run around in circles.
  17. Originally posted by Speedy Parker I admit you have one foot nailed to the floor and run around in circles.

    Well in that case.

    ...great comeback kid, stay in school
  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well in that case.

    …great comeback kid, stay in school

    Serious question, what is like to be your age and argue like a middle school boy still in knickers?
  19. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Serious question, what is like to be your age and argue like a middle school boy still in knickers?

    I don't argue, I correct the stupid...

    Consider yourself corrected

    ..and of course stay in school kid
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I don't argue, I correct the stupid…

    Consider yourself corrected

    ..and of course stay in school kid

    Ad hominem and straw man...
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