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Motherfuckers be stepping on toes and shit

  1. #81
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I love em. Probably the best flavor intensity to calorie ratio of any food. 4 or 5 fat pickles right out of the glass are a great snack while watching TV.

    Pickles jalapenos are also good.
  2. #82
    Oh yeah, I like Pickled Jalapenos too.
  3. #83
    Pickled okra
  4. #84
    Pickled green BEANS
  5. #85
    Pickled GREEN THANGS
  6. #86
    I used to pickle my brain in Alcohol.
  7. #87
    Originally posted by Warcry and these rucks be stepping on toes and shit. It’s like motherfucka back the fuck up nigga.

    Set em straight boss
  8. #88
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    The pickles they use at Subways are great but you can't buy them here.

    Americans have the pickle game on lock. Can't beat em at it.
  9. #89
    Originally posted by RisiR † The pickles they use at Subways are great but you can't buy them here.

    Americans have the pickle game on lock. Can't beat em at it.

    They also have the Subway guy on lock too.
  10. #90
    The banana peppers are better.
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  11. #91
    Warcry Certified lover boy (banned)
    Going back to the original post do u guys fink I should have just did it right back to him or put my hand on his chest and be like hey honie hold on a sec here… ?
  12. #92
    I think you should have gone the hey honey route and then offered him your pickle
  13. #93
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Pickled ginger
  14. #94
    What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson sounds like a dumb book

    Oh yeah? Señor Yohnson, Do you actually think that? Then you probably just have bad taste.

    *not being super serious, just playing along*

    Who isn't intrigued by a Creepy Fuck Genie (CFG) that steals your identity after spooning + tons of delightfully blasphemous jibes at Christianity.

    A world where Odin, Jesus Christ, Zeus, etc. walk among the mortals and are fighting to stay relevant. They live among us in the modern world and adventure ensues. Their entire existence is dependent on how relevant they are to mankind.


    Also, in the TV adaptation, the main guy's GF, is very attractive. I'm not gay or anything but it is nice to fawn at the hot people, male or female.

    For Señor Yonson:

    -Odin is a Norse God
    -"Norse" is in reference to medieval Norway or Scandinavia) -- Señor Yonson, I saved you a Google search :)

    *Who's a dumb book now?*
  15. #95
    Warcry Certified lover boy (banned)
    i never understood why people behave the way they do at nightclubs. maybe dirtbag or kaflka u can tlel me since u previously wrot ehow u go sometimes and how u wanan fihgt dudes there too. like why do so many ppl step on toes and shit and act disrespectful at nightlcubs or want to fight other dudes jsut at a chance to get laid rather than let it come or happen naturally?
  16. #96
    Warcry Certified lover boy (banned)
    like why put urself in a situaiton wher eu have to be felt up by bouncers and shit or kicked to a curb or fight for some btich who may not evenw ant u?
  17. #97
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Warcry i never understood why people behave the way they do at nightclubs. maybe dirtbag or kaflka u can tlel me since u previously wrot ehow u go sometimes and how u wanan fihgt dudes there too. like why do so many ppl step on toes and shit and act disrespectful at nightlcubs or want to fight other dudes jsut at a chance to get laid rather than let it come or happen naturally?

    They only do that to you because they can sense that you deserve death but murder is illegal so Poland has settled on just stepping on ur toes and making it so you can never get laid

    Trust me I talked to Poland like 2 days ago trust me
  18. #98
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Warcry i never understood why people behave the way they do at nightclubs. maybe dirtbag or kaflka u can tlel me since u previously wrot ehow u go sometimes and how u wanan fihgt dudes there too. like why do so many ppl step on toes and shit and act disrespectful at nightlcubs or want to fight other dudes jsut at a chance to get laid rather than let it come or happen naturally?

    Because ice cream doesn't have bones.

    Originally posted by Warcry like why put urself in a situaiton wher eu have to be felt up by bouncers and shit or kicked to a curb or fight for some btich who may not evenw ant u?

    Because no matter how many pancakes you put in a doghouse a motorcycle still doesn't have doors.
  19. #99
    Bradley Florida Man
    in this thread I learned Lanny reads books by Neil GAYman about men having homoerotic sex and sucking each other off for automobiles, jobs, and sperm/life essence.
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    also I love the book American Gods especially the character Low Key he meets while incarcerated
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