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  1. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Ig I'll just go for a walk and leave my skincare til later
  2. CandyRein Black Hole
    Lmao@ the lil paw over the face
  3. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Made it outside.

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  4. Bradley Florida Man
    kafka can u recommend 1 product for men who use no skin care products to help reduce the affect of aging ove rtime. I figured you're the best source for this material.

    I already am bald and ugly so i'm hoping I don't become real wrinkly. Rigth now I use this bottle of jergen's ultra healing lotion I got one time when I got sunburned real bad and now I Just use it on my face, hands, neck, head like twice a week because everyone calling me old made me think damn imma be super fucked when im wrinkly and bald, and ugly.

    Thanks.
  5. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley kafka can u recommend 1 product for men who use no skin care products to help reduce the affect of aging ove rtime. I figured you're the best source for this material.

    I already am bald and ugly so i'm hoping I don't become real wrinkly. Rigth now I use this bottle of jergen's ultra healing lotion I got one time when I got sunburned real bad and now I Just use it on my face, hands, neck, head like twice a week because everyone calling me old made me think damn imma be super fucked when im wrinkly and bald, and ugly.

    Thanks.

    Before you go out into the sun put cooking oil on your face.
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    what does that do? I have this sunscreen I bought after the last sunburn. I usually just use a little bit on my ears and neck and wear a hat.

    I've considered getting an XL sumbraro or like oen fo those rice hats the vietnamese wear but I am worrie dabout being accused of cultural appreciation
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    woudln't the oil clogl the fuck out of your pores since it's baically just grease
  8. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Homeless people age faster because they use face wipes which remove a lot of oil from their face. You need cooking oil on your face to protect it from the sun and keep it moisturised.
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  9. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley woudln't the oil clogl the fuck out of your pores since it's baically just grease

    No. It's not washing your face that causes that.
  10. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Anyway don't talk to me
  11. Originally posted by Dirtbag Anyway don't talk to me

    Thank you, Ms. Meanie.
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    Thanks for the advice, Kafka! Appreciate it.
  13. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I've chosen London.

  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Dirtbag Before you go out into the sun put cooking oil on your face.

    Great idea *sarcasm* if you're only looking for an SPF of between 7 to 20 depending on what type of "vegetable" oil. Not to mention it won't absorb for shit, will clog your pores, and stuff them full of collected dust/dirt/sand/grime.

    I swear between you, Pauliwog, and wariat it's a full time job keeping an up to date score on who's leading in the Stupid Bowl.
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  15. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Great idea *sarcasm* if you're only looking for an SPF of between 7 to 20 depending on what type of "vegetable" oil. Not to mention it won't absorb for shit, will clog your pores, and stuff them full of collected dust/dirt/sand/grime.

    I swear between you, Pauliwog, and wariat it's a full time job keeping an up to date score on who's leading in the Stupid Bowl.

    This advice was solely for Bradley.
  16. If you’re already using sunscreen just switch to CeraVe. It’s a moisturizer with SPF and it’s inexpensive.

  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    The Amish use the same thing for sunscreen as they do for chapped lips. They just rub horseshit on their lips. It doesn't really heal the chapped lips but it promotes healing by keeping you from licking your lips.
  18. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala If you’re already using sunscreen just switch to CeraVe. It’s a moisturizer with SPF and it’s inexpensive.


    You shouldn't be using Hyaluronic acid everyday. It may be causing loss of collagen. It hydrates you but also causes more sensitivity to the sun and there's no long term research on its effects.
  19. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I rarely use hyaluronic acid.
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Dirtbag You shouldn't be using Hyaluronic acid everyday. It may be causing loss of collagen. It hydrates you but also causes more sensitivity to the sun and there's no long term research on its effects.

    The Cleveland Clinic says uradumbass.

    https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/articles/22915-hyaluronic-acid
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