Crowdstrike anti-malware breaking Windows PCs this morning

1. 2024-08-09 at 11:31 PM UTC

   #41
   Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I think it's very likely this is all just bullshit and they deliberately took their systems offline to upgrade for the coming CBDC.

   
   spectral looks so cute when trying to talk about IT
2. 2024-08-09 at 11:36 PM UTC

   #42
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina spectral looks so cute when trying to talk about IT

   
   I could still fry your Chinese-made motherboard, kid. Don't tempt me.
3. 2024-08-15 at 6:02 PM UTC

   #43
   Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I could still fry your Chinese-made motherboard, kid. Don't tempt me.

   
   you cant even fry rices out of a wet papper bag
4. 2024-08-15 at 6:14 PM UTC

   #44
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
   Lucky for me I am too paranoid to leave an internal WiFi card in a windows computer. I got a shitty one where it's like on the motherboard somehow. I can't boot from a flash drive. Idk if it's something new they do or they just do it to really shitty laptops.
   
   But while taking the hard drive out to see if I could force it I just decided to remove the WiFi card while I was at it. I left the mic and camera 🫤
5. 2024-08-17 at 11:01 PM UTC

   #45
   

   maddie Tuskegee Airman
   https://clownstrike.lol/