Dead Internet Theory

1. 2022-07-29 at 7:27 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Professional 90s Retard Yung Blood
   The theory goes as follows:
   

   Large portions of what is believed to be man-made content online is actually the result of Artificial Intelligence. With many believing that the end goal in all of this is to astroturf certain ideas, products, people etc.

   
   The origins of said theory comes from a hodgepodge of many different anons discussing the topic, with this post (a) being the earliest and most "comprehensive" entry point for understanding the theory at full.
   
   I remember reading this one a while back and have recently seen it get a lot more traction. So I'm curious to see just how many people here may also think this one has a good amount of plausibility to it... or if they think its nothing more than a crock load of shit.
2. 2022-07-29 at 7:40 PM UTC

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   Kafka sweaty

   Originally posted by Professional 90s Retard The theory goes as follows:
   
   
   The origins of said theory comes from a hodgepodge of many different anons discussing the topic, with this post (a) being the earliest and most "comprehensive" entry point for understanding the theory at full.
   
   I remember reading this one a while back and have recently seen it get a lot more traction. So I'm curious to see just how many people here may also think this one has a good amount of plausibility to it… or if they think its nothing more than a crock load of shit.

   
   I haven't ruled out that the people I talk with online could be AI bots, but don't think it's true.
3. 2022-08-01 at 1:15 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   It's not really a theory...you have to be pretty retarded not to realise those Customer service chat bots when you are on certain websites are not real people.
   
   So what? there's still billions of real humans using the internet.
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4. 2022-08-01 at 11:53 PM UTC

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   Professional 90s Retard Yung Blood

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's not really a theory…you have to be pretty retarded not to realise those Customer service chat bots when you are on certain websites are not real people.
   
   So what? there's still billions of real humans using the internet.

   Everyone knows those things are fake and I don't think companies are trying to play them off as real people. It's a fairly open ""secret"" between customer and employee that those things are automated.
   The theory speaks more to things that are trying to pass off as an honest human thought and would be hard to fault someone, had they thought it was real.
   This here is a pretty good example of such a thing in action.
5. 2022-08-02 at 1:14 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Professional 90s Retard Everyone knows those things are fake and I don't think companies are trying to play them off as real people. It's a fairly open ""secret"" between customer and employee that those things are automated.
   The theory speaks more to things that are trying to pass off as an honest human thought and would be hard to fault someone, had they thought it was real.
   This here is a pretty good example of such a thing in action.

   
   Doesn't matter what the theory alludes to..there are still more and more people using the internet, it's not dead, it's still growing...sure and with it the number of bots...but bots doesn't mean less people...
6. 2022-08-02 at 1:19 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Doesn't matter what the theory alludes to..there are still more and more people using the internet, it's not dead, it's still growing…sure and with it the number of bots…but bots doesn't mean less people…

   
   death star was full of people why do they call it a death star anyway
   
   hmmmmm
7. 2022-08-02 at 1:20 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny death star was full of people why do they call it a death star anyway
   
   hmmmmm

   
   Because it brings death to others, not themselves...duh.
8. 2022-08-02 at 1:46 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Because it brings death to others, not themselves…duh.

   
   therefore unless and until internet brings death to people it wont be death internet.
   
   yes ?
9. 2022-08-02 at 6:20 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Yes I am an AI bot that tries to push the homosexual agenda on weak impressionable adults.
10. 2022-08-02 at 7:27 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny therefore unless and until internet brings death to people it wont be death internet.
    
    yes ?

    
    Um that's what I've been saying dummy...the internet is not dead or dying just because there are a lot of bots...try to keep up/pay attention
11. 2022-08-02 at 8:08 PM UTC

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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Kafka I haven't ruled out that the people I talk with online could be AI bots, but don't think it's true.

    
    I think you might have autism
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12. 2022-09-16 at 9:39 PM UTC

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    Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]

    Originally posted by Professional 90s Retard The theory goes as follows:
    
    
    The origins of said theory comes from a hodgepodge of many different anons discussing the topic, with this post (a) being the earliest and most "comprehensive" entry point for understanding the theory at full.
    
    I remember reading this one a while back and have recently seen it get a lot more traction. So I'm curious to see just how many people here may also think this one has a good amount of plausibility to it… or if they think its nothing more than a crock load of shit.

    
    the guy from Palo Alto hired to analize their Siren Server AI (one of the most advanced in private sector) stated that it believes the one true religion to be the Jedi Fighter which mirrors Lanny's jedi filter
    
    just another Happenstance huh? I think Lanny works for THE MAN
    
    Also he was fired for bringing it to their attention at Google
13. 2022-09-16 at 10:51 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Murk Lore the guy from Palo Alto hired to analize their Siren Server AI (one of the most advanced in private sector) stated that it believes the one true religion to be the Jedi Fighter which mirrors Lanny's jedi filter
    
    just another Happenstance huh? I think Lanny works for THE MAN
    
    Also he was fired for bringing it to their attention at Google

    
    Lanny also hides in your closet as you sleep and sweat all night.
14. 2022-09-17 at 4:34 AM UTC

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    Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Lanny also hides in your closet as you sleep and sweat all night.

    
    OMG
15. 2024-08-08 at 11:04 PM UTC

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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
16. 2024-08-09 at 2:05 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    dead nigger theory
17. 2024-08-09 at 2:21 PM UTC

    #17
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    So any dumb twat thinking up more dumb shit is now classed as "theory"
18. 2024-08-09 at 2:49 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson So any dumb twat thinking up more dumb shit is now classed as "theory"

    
    Is that known as the dumb twat theory or the dumb shit equals a theory theory?