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Do laxatives reduce your effective calorie consumption?

  1. #1
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    So like If you take laxatives the total time food spends in your digestive tract becomes less than would otherwise be the case, less time in the intestines which I'm told is where "nutrient absorption" happens. So does that mean only a portion of the calories you consume are actually stored in that case?
  2. #2
    "A moderate amount of exercise cancelled out about 40% of calories from meals, certain pills(prescribed to those with severe obesity or medical conditions) cancelled out 30%, vomiting about 10% and laxatives 0.5%."

    you mostly get dehydrated and lose nutrients
  3. #3
    Yeah, the colon is only to reclaim moisture and absorb essential minerals dissolved therein. Fats, carbs, and amino acids from proteins are all absorbed in the small intestine laxitive or not.

    If you want to lose weight eat less and exercise more, fatties.
  4. #4
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I don't think Lanny wants to lose weight. My guess is that he tried poppy seed tea again and developed an addiction, leading him to become constipated. Either that or he's (beginning to) dealing with the chronic gut issues that most vegetarians/vegans, or at least people who heavily limit meat consumption, inevitably have, due to the inferiority and unnaturalness of the diet.
  5. #5
    Lucrimosa African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Malice I don't think Lanny wants to lose weight. My guess is that he tried poppy seed tea again and developed an addiction, leading him to become constipated. Either that or he's (beginning to) dealing with the chronic gut issues that most vegetarians/vegans, or at least people who heavily limit meat consumption, inevitably have, due to the inferiority and unnaturalness of the diet.

    I see you malice... You're not fooling anybody buddy... I find you, I'm going to hang ya bastard.
  6. #6
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    he beat you to it
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. #7
    try turkey grease and more vermouth you fat fuck alcoholic
  8. #8
    Yeah the year i was coming off methadone and i itiating SNRIs, i was shitting liquid like 6x a day. Stuff would move through me in like 30 min. I lost a tonof weightl
  9. #9
    Kafka sweaty
    Do coke and eat one meal a day, it can be anything.
  10. #10
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Just eat some Psyllium husk caps after every meal.
  11. #11
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Kafka Do coke and eat one meal a day, it can be anything.

    can it be more coke?
  12. #12
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by aldra can it be more coke?

    I would go with biscuits, McDonalds fries or a plain bread baton on coke. For one meal a day it would be a 700 calorie limit of KFC, a kebab, or an avocado and panini.
  13. #13
    Fucking lol @ this thread.
  14. #14
    lanny becomes slim by pairing up with someone fatter.
  15. #15
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Fuck you Vinny I just lost 40 lbs thanks to this thread
  16. #16
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Just take DNP like a man
  17. #17
    Originally posted by frala Fuck you Vinny I just lost 40 lbs thanks to this thread

    how much of you are left ?
  18. #18
    Bradley Black Hole
    I think by pushing the food through you faster, you'll need more water obviously but you'll also netly take in less calories as less are derived by teh food speeding through you.

    Real talk, if you're fat you need to not do this to improve your body.

    You need speed, adderall, crystal meth, cocaine is a no go because it doesn't last, and just basically take ur focalin or dextroamphetamene, make sure it's an actual speed not like that barrel shaped pill that i can't remember, you want amphets or methamphets, i g uess if you had a lottta xtc you could try doing that, but i can only advise you on what i ikjnow


    drink water or like cut up lemons or cucumbers in water, add a couple splashes of hot sauce, maybe red pepper flakes, if you can make "Hot Water" you're well on your way to being high as shit and burning them calories off

    so here ur fat ass is, right. Administrating our forum, very in key/touched with the community, drinking spicey hot water, while you shove your tongue back an d forth accross your teeths and when it's time to eat you have:

    1 breadstick and a multivitamin

    repeat for 7-10 days to see a reduction by as mich as 25lb in me personally but i have seen others lose far more

    gains will be diminished as you continue obv, remember to brush your teeth
  19. #19
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how much of you are left ?

    Two dumplings
  20. #20
    Bradley Black Hole
    FUCK CONCERTA Those were the barrel shaped pills. Avoid non amphetamene stimulants, if you have to go that gay ass route, just use caffeine
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