2017-06-21 at 7:50 PM UTC
So like If you take laxatives the total time food spends in your digestive tract becomes less than would otherwise be the case, less time in the intestines which I'm told is where "nutrient absorption" happens. So does that mean only a portion of the calories you consume are actually stored in that case?
2017-06-21 at 7:54 PM UTC
"A moderate amount of exercise cancelled out about 40% of calories from meals, certain pills(prescribed to those with severe obesity or medical conditions) cancelled out 30%, vomiting about 10% and laxatives 0.5%."
you mostly get dehydrated and lose nutrients
2017-06-21 at 8:15 PM UTC
Yeah, the colon is only to reclaim moisture and absorb essential minerals dissolved therein. Fats, carbs, and amino acids from proteins are all absorbed in the small intestine laxitive or not.
If you want to lose weight eat less and exercise more, fatties.
2017-06-21 at 11:24 PM UTC
I don't think Lanny wants to lose weight. My guess is that he tried poppy seed tea again and developed an addiction, leading him to become constipated. Either that or he's (beginning to) dealing with the chronic gut issues that most vegetarians/vegans, or at least people who heavily limit meat consumption, inevitably have, due to the inferiority and unnaturalness of the diet.
2022-02-02 at 9:36 AM UTC
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2022-02-02 at 10:18 AM UTC
try turkey grease and more vermouth you fat fuck alcoholic
2022-02-02 at 11:07 AM UTC
Yeah the year i was coming off methadone and i itiating SNRIs, i was shitting liquid like 6x a day. Stuff would move through me in like 30 min. I lost a tonof weightl
2022-02-02 at 12:40 PM UTC
Do coke and eat one meal a day, it can be anything.
2022-02-02 at 1:27 PM UTC
Fucking lol @ this thread.
2022-02-03 at 1:47 AM UTC
lanny becomes slim by pairing up with someone fatter.
2022-02-03 at 2:51 AM UTC
Fuck you Vinny I just lost 40 lbs thanks to this thread
2022-02-03 at 4:04 PM UTC
I think by pushing the food through you faster, you'll need more water obviously but you'll also netly take in less calories as less are derived by teh food speeding through you.
Real talk, if you're fat you need to not do this to improve your body.
You need speed, adderall, crystal meth, cocaine is a no go because it doesn't last, and just basically take ur focalin or dextroamphetamene, make sure it's an actual speed not like that barrel shaped pill that i can't remember, you want amphets or methamphets, i g uess if you had a lottta xtc you could try doing that, but i can only advise you on what i ikjnow
drink water or like cut up lemons or cucumbers in water, add a couple splashes of hot sauce, maybe red pepper flakes, if you can make "Hot Water" you're well on your way to being high as shit and burning them calories off
so here ur fat ass is, right. Administrating our forum, very in key/touched with the community, drinking spicey hot water, while you shove your tongue back an d forth accross your teeths and when it's time to eat you have:
1 breadstick and a multivitamin
repeat for 7-10 days to see a reduction by as mich as 25lb in me personally but i have seen others lose far more
gains will be diminished as you continue obv, remember to brush your teeth
2022-02-03 at 4:06 PM UTC
FUCK CONCERTA Those were the barrel shaped pills. Avoid non amphetamene stimulants, if you have to go that gay ass route, just use caffeine
