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  1. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT a spider woke me up this am, I knew it was living above my bed but I was letting it have its life…
    not feeling so liberal at this point.
    Ima git some spider killer spray today and start the war tonight

    Just move it somewhere else. I let one live in my bookcase. They're adorable.
  2. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    It's just exploring and it's not fair that you let it believe it was safe.
  3. Originally posted by Lanny Lanny perv.

    is that your dream size penis

    It's called, "Goatse on a Carpet".
  4. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    It's meant to be curtains leading to a black room of death but I can't unsee the penis now and am wondering if it means something since I was automatic drawing.
  5. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Maybe it's my subconscious telling me I will die from a black penis.
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  6. Originally posted by Dirtbag Maybe it's my subconscious telling me I will die from a black penis.

    I mean you live in progressive Ireland, thats not a total stretch. (insert asshole joke)

    Maybe women CAN be funny.
  7. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Trying to syke myself up…. into “exercising” *sighs


    my phat belly needs it!
  8. In other news...

    A white woman died an agonizing death today from a big black dick. Moar at 11.
  9. If you visit an African orphanage you get an appreciation on how dangerous dicks can be. Brothas keep filling their women with poz loads.
  10. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Scampering off, now, to do real life things.
  11. WellHung Black Hole
    Laying in bed, trying to go back to sleep.
  12. Netflxchillr African Astronaut


    Alls I can hear…

    💰$$ k’ching-k’ching $$💰into my bank account.

    *Thank you!😍
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  13. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In other news…

    A white woman died an agonizing death today from a big black dick. Moar at 11.

    i c what u did there
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  14. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Dirtbag Just move it somewhere else. I let one live in my bookcase. They're adorable.

    I forgot to get spider killer so its safe for the next 2 weeks cuz I only go to town 2 times a month so Im about to spin its web up in the broom and put it outside
  15. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    smokin a joint of cab junk rosetta stone while drinkin coffee and tik tokin while watchin the war room and posting on here.

    Question, am I strange cuz I always tik tok and post on here or marketplace while watching youtube.
  16. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Netflxchillr

    Alls I can hear…

    💰$$ k’ching-k’ching $$💰into my bank account.

    *Thank you!😍

    what a vixen!
  17. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dirtbag It's just exploring and it's not fair that you let it believe it was safe.

    It's also going to die of starvation if no insects wander their way in the book shelf, dumdum
  18. CandyRein Black Hole


    Passenger Princessing eating chicken ..💖
  19. Originally posted by CandyRein

    Passenger Princessing eating chicken ..💖

    fried chicken.
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  20. CandyRein Black Hole
    No chit ..Fried brain .
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