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My Theory on UFO/UAPs

  1. 2024-07-26 at 2:39 PM UTC
    #61
    Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
    I wanna fuck an alien
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  2. 2024-07-26 at 3:36 PM UTC
    #62
    Morshoo Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I met Bob Lazar at the Pioneer Club on Fremont St back in the early 90's, twice.

    did he hook you up with some prostitutes? he managed a brothel around that time.
  3. 2024-07-26 at 4:07 PM UTC
    #63
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley I wanna fuck an alien

    From outer space?
  4. 2024-07-26 at 4:45 PM UTC
    #64
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley I wanna fuck an alien

    Should be plenty of those in Florida, legal and illegal ones.
  5. 2024-07-26 at 4:47 PM UTC
    #65
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    I think he means the blue and green ones.
  6. 2024-07-26 at 4:49 PM UTC
    #66
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I think he means the blue and green ones.

    Yeah plenty of meth heads with open wounds there too.
  7. 2024-07-26 at 4:52 PM UTC
    #67
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yeah plenty of meth heads with open wounds there too.

    How about two antennas on their heads?
  8. 2024-07-26 at 5 PM UTC
    #68
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ How about two antennas on their heads?

    Those will probably be knockoff apple airpods, not real ones.
  9. 2024-07-26 at 5:03 PM UTC
    #69
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I met Bob Lazar at the Pioneer Club on Fremont St back in the early 90's, twice.

    And you didn't immediately drop to your knees and perform fellatio?

    SOME FAN U ARE

    Lol jk bit lazar is bae af
  10. 2024-07-26 at 5:20 PM UTC
    #70
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    People who knew him well called him the Lazarmeister.
  11. 2024-07-26 at 5:21 PM UTC
    #71
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ People who knew him well called him the bullshitter.

    FTFY
  12. 2024-07-26 at 5:23 PM UTC
    #72
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson FTFY

    If a real alien from outer space walked up to you, looked at you straight in the eyes, and then hugged you, then would you believe?
  13. 2024-07-26 at 5:24 PM UTC
    #73
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If a real alien from outer space walked up to you, looked at you straight in the eyes, and then hugged you, then would you believe?

    Before I answer, does it have nice tits?
  14. 2024-07-26 at 8:45 PM UTC
    #74
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Morshoo did he hook you up with some prostitutes? he managed a brothel around that time.

    No, but the second time he gave me a VHS cartridge with 3 seperate recordinds and a 93 page document titled "Operation Vampire Killer 2000 : American police action plan for stopping the program for world government rule".

    The VHS recordings were a presentation by the John Birch Society There was a presentation by a retired Phoenix PD commander who left due being asked to perform unconstitutional actions in the performance of his duites and one of the leading contributors to the above mentioned document. The final video was Lazar himself and was comprised of 3 sections all dealing with his experiences at Area S4. The 1st part ficused on the things he had direct working hands on knowledge of. The 2nd dealt with information he had access to while collaborating with personel from other parts of the program at S4. Finally the 3rd part was information he came across casually while housed at S4 for the duration of his involvement and he supplied with the caveat that he could not 100% confirm.

    I know he convinced me then and I'm still convinced now. I was just a 30 year old craps dealer at Binions Horseshoe. I was just sitting at the bar in the Pioneer after work both times. Why woukd anyone as controversial as him go out of his way to convince me if it was all a hoax/bunk. I never saw him again after he gave me those materials. So if he was trying to con me somehow he never reaped the seeds he planted.

    Who knows...
  15. 2024-07-26 at 8:48 PM UTC
    #75
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Why woukd anyone as controversial as him go out of his way to convince me if it was all a hoax/bunk.

    For the lols and entertainment..same as anyone else who's bullshitting.
  16. 2024-07-26 at 8:51 PM UTC
    #76
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson For the lols and entertainment..same as anyone else who's bullshitting.

    Yeah, he did for the lulz and never cane back for the laughs.

    Just die please.
  17. 2024-07-26 at 8:59 PM UTC
    #77
    Morshoo Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker No, but the second time he gave me a VHS cartridge with 3 seperate recordinds and a 93 page document titled "Operation Vampire Killer 2000 : American police action plan for stopping the program for world government rule".

    The VHS recordings were a presentation by the John Birch Society There was a presentation by a retired Phoenix PD commander who left due being asked to perform unconstitutional actions in the performance of his duites and one of the leading contributors to the above mentioned document. The final video was Lazar himself and was comprised of 3 sections all dealing with his experiences at Area S4. The 1st part ficused on the things he had direct working hands on knowledge of. The 2nd dealt with information he had access to while collaborating with personel from other parts of the program at S4. Finally the 3rd part was information he came across casually while housed at S4 for the duration of his involvement and he supplied with the caveat that he could not 100% confirm.

    I know he convinced me then and I'm still convinced now. I was just a 30 year old craps dealer at Binions Horseshoe. I was just sitting at the bar in the Pioneer after work both times. Why woukd anyone as controversial as him go out of his way to convince me if it was all a hoax/bunk. I never saw him again after he gave me those materials. So if he was trying to con me somehow he never reaped the seeds he planted.

    Who knows…

    give me those tapes and docs
  18. 2024-07-26 at 9:01 PM UTC
    #78
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Morshoo give me those tapes and docs

    If i still had them the answer woukd be no.

    But you can read the document here.

    https://vault.library.uvic.ca/downloads/8193c9b7-3540-4fdf-bf4c-6f84ed3459ed?locale=en
  19. 2024-07-26 at 9:22 PM UTC
    #79
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Before I answer, does it have nice tits?

    Yes, but the tits are on her ankles.
  20. 2024-07-26 at 9:23 PM UTC
    #80
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Yeah, he did for the lulz and never cane back for the laughs.

    Just die please.

    A Freudian slip?
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