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  1. 2024-07-24 at 4:40 AM UTC
    #1
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    So about 2 hours ago I dialed +1 202 698 0555 and requested a welfare check at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. I stated conerns that according to credible unamed sources the primary resident at that address had not been seen in public or heard from in 5 days.

    The 1st two officers didn't even catch the address they merely forward the call to the "proper division". The third one, a black bitch, said she would forward the call to the Secret Service.

    I told her this was not a federal matter but rather a local matter out of concern for a resident in their jurisdiction who may or may not be in a perilous health situation.

    I stayed in character and went at it just as anyone would with a serious welfare check requirement. After all, the welfare of the nations commander in chief should be every Americans concern should they feel or believe POTUS to be missing and or endangered.

    I call upon my fellow Americans to unify behind this sentiment, regardless of party or policy preferences, and join me by calling the number listed above and requesting a welfare check at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
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  2. 2024-07-24 at 12:07 PM UTC
    #2
    Morshoo Yung Blood
    Both Arizona and the District of Columbia are one-party consent states so there’s really no excuse for not recording the call and posting it here
  3. 2024-07-24 at 12:24 PM UTC
    #3
    Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
    I thought welfare check was where they saw if you could get on food stamps or w/e
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  4. 2024-07-24 at 12:27 PM UTC
    #4
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Let's go brandon

    We need a new slogan that equals fuck harris now

    I'm still in the camp that trump possibly orchestrated the event to secure his election, which worked great and deserves a high five for sure, but I also think that it's just as possible the dems tried to kill him

    Basically what I'm saying is hopefully they all morph into reptilian shapeshifters soon and just start eating each other live on tv
  5. 2024-07-24 at 12:27 PM UTC
    #5
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Bradley I thought welfare check was where they saw if you could get on food stamps or w/e

    Lol drink another BRALDYE

    jk not jk ❤️
  6. 2024-07-24 at 12:29 PM UTC
    #6
    Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
    I think it was a lone gunman who got lucky due to incompetence by the secret service and was killed in the process.

    It's too easy to think oh this this this this and this equal what happened but I think occam's razor is a good summary of it.
  7. 2024-07-24 at 12:35 PM UTC
    #7
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Morshoo Both Arizona and the District of Columbia are one-party consent states so there’s really no excuse for not recording the call and posting it here

    As if I'm obligated...
  8. 2024-07-24 at 12:38 PM UTC
    #8
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Bradley I think it was a lone gunman who got lucky due to incompetence by the secret service and was killed in the process.

    It's too easy to think oh this this this this and this equal what happened but I think occam's razor is a good summary of it.

    The simplest explanation for the Secret Service knowing about Crook's presence for over an hour and still allowing Trump to take the stage is that they wanted him dead.
  9. 2024-07-24 at 1:53 PM UTC
    #9
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley I thought welfare check was where they saw if you could get on food stamps or w/e

    That was my first thought too when I read the thread title
  10. 2024-07-24 at 1:54 PM UTC
    #10
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Biden made his first public appearance yesterday btw...or the replacement liserd did.
  11. 2024-07-24 at 2:07 PM UTC
    #11
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Biden made his first public appearance yesterday btw…or the replacement liserd did.

    He didn't speak or even acknowledge the reporters.
  12. 2024-07-24 at 2:20 PM UTC
    #12
    Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
    In all fairness you didn't talk to any reporters yesterday either.
  13. 2024-07-24 at 2:25 PM UTC
    #13
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    crazy people shouldn't be allowed to use phones
  14. 2024-07-24 at 2:33 PM UTC
    #14
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Bradley In all fairness you didn't talk to any reporters yesterday either.

    I didn't see a reporter, none asked me questions nor am I at the center of international attention you dork. Your argument/analogy fails.
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