The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

1. 2017-06-21 at 12:14 AM UTC

   #1361
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Two dicks total. Lol
   
   You gotta be really special to get my mouth on your cock
2. 2017-06-21 at 12:18 AM UTC

   #1362
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RisiR † It's already tomorrow here, nigga. HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY PILES OF CRACK!

   
   Hydro made me a double layer coconut cake, some kind of rainbow-i don't even fucking know cake, and a bunch of strawberry chocolate chip muffins. Trying to fatten me up for the kill so she can harvest my organs and leave me in my own bathtub full of ice.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • RisiR †
3. 2017-06-21 at 12:19 AM UTC

   #1363
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Piles of Crack Hydro made me a double layer coconut cake, some kind of rainbow-i don't even fucking know cake, and a bunch of strawberry chocolate chip muffins. Trying to fatten me up for the kill so she can harvest my organs and leave me in my own bathtub full of ice.

   
   Wheres the meth????
4. 2017-06-21 at 12:20 AM UTC

   #1364
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Hey kinkou let me send you some of my jizz. I only have one nut, so it must taste special. Probably sweeter because of less sperm in the seminal fluid.
5. 2017-06-21 at 12:22 AM UTC

   #1365
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   The entire point of this is knowing what your own jizz tastes like. Not me testing it. Gtfo >:|
6. 2017-06-21 at 12:23 AM UTC

   #1366
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by Kinkou Two dicks total. Lol
   
   You gotta be really special to get my mouth on your cock

   
   Wich one tasted bad and how? Describe the taste.
7. 2017-06-21 at 12:23 AM UTC

   #1367
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kinkou The entire point of this is knowing what your own jizz tastes like. Not me testing it. Gtfo >:|

   
   But you can compare it to the hundreds of other samples you've tried. I will only know what mine tastes like if I eat it. You're the authority.
8. 2017-06-21 at 12:25 AM UTC

   #1368
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RisiR † Wich one tasted bad and how? Describe the taste.

   
   They were both good. Though the one with the better diet tastes slightly better. Lol
9. 2017-06-21 at 12:25 AM UTC

   #1369
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   hOW to make an angel fall in love with you?.
10. 2017-06-21 at 12:25 AM UTC

    #1370
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I got her adress so we can all send her our samples. She won't be able to surpress the urge to taste it.
11. 2017-06-21 at 12:25 AM UTC

    #1371
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
    
    

    Originally posted by 1337 Hey kinkou let me send you some of my jizz. I only have one nut, so it must taste special. Probably sweeter because of less sperm in the seminal fluid.

    
    It'll get stale & raunchy
12. 2017-06-21 at 12:25 AM UTC

    #1372
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Wut he said
13. 2017-06-21 at 12:27 AM UTC

    #1373
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by Kinkou They were both good. Though the one with the better diet tastes slightly better. Lol

    
    Why did you make such a fuzz about bad tasting cum then? You apparently have no qualia to determine what cum can taste like. Sit down. Be humble.
14. 2017-06-21 at 12:28 AM UTC

    #1374
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Actor is the jizz collector.
    
    We'll have to freeze our samples with dry ice/liquid nitrogen.
15. 2017-06-21 at 12:29 AM UTC

    #1375
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    The girl must learn.
16. 2017-06-21 at 12:29 AM UTC

    #1376
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I never said anything like that. I just said you should taste your own cum. It's only proper to know what you're feeding your fuck buddy/significant other etc etc
17. 2017-06-21 at 12:30 AM UTC

    #1377
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kinkou Wut he said

    
    Naw bb, I'll overnight it packed on dry ice to preserve freshness. It'll be so fresh it's like you did the hard work yourself.
18. 2017-06-21 at 12:31 AM UTC

    #1378
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
    
    I think you can powerload on canned fruit for a few days before and it taste better
19. 2017-06-21 at 12:31 AM UTC

    #1379
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    THE POINT IS FOR YOU TO KNOW HOW YOU TASTE
20. 2017-06-21 at 12:35 AM UTC

    #1380
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    For any guy self conscious about tasting his own cum (I'm one of them) you can just smell a good sample size of it and it's going to taste pretty similar to that.