Jesus Christ

1. 2024-07-12 at 11:47 PM UTC

   #101
   

   Bradley Florida Man

   Originally posted by Lanny Lanny get a dog whistle and blow it super loud.
   
   go on Youtube and Crank up your speakers and play audio sounds they have that humans cant hear but will drive the dog fucking bat shit crazy

   
   Why would you tell her to torture the dog? The dog didn't do anything wrong, Wozny.
2. 2024-07-12 at 11:51 PM UTC

   #102
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   Put paper bag full of doggy poop on their door step and set it alight
   
   
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3. 2024-07-12 at 11:51 PM UTC

   #103
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   If they're Irish enough they'll prolly blame the dog
   
   
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4. 2024-07-12 at 11:59 PM UTC

   #104
   Dirtbag African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bradley Why would you tell her to torture the dog? The dog didn't do anything wrong, Wozny.

   
   Their dog tortures me by barking late at night when I have noise sensitivity.
5. 2024-07-12 at 11:59 PM UTC

   #105
   Lanny Lanny African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bradley Why would you tell her to torture the dog? The dog didn't do anything wrong, Wozny.

   
   ^Guy who stabs dogs telling me about dog torturing
   
   
   Well I guess you're the expert on Torturing Dogs
   
   
   
   
   
   and on top of it you got away with it "Slap on Wrist"
   
   Alec Style
   
   
6. 2024-07-13 at 12:01 AM UTC

   #106
   Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
   Hey Bradley, Did you start growing a beard so no one will recognize you when you're let out?
7. 2024-07-13 at 2:19 AM UTC

   #107
   Warcry Certified lover boy (banned)

   Originally posted by NARCassist Put paper bag full of doggy poop on their door step and set it alight
   
   
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   thats actually a good idea but also make sure you ring the doorbell.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • the man who put it in my hood
8. 2024-07-13 at 9:03 AM UTC

   #108
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Warcry thats actually a good idea but also make sure you ring the doorbell.

   
   Its an nis meme from Totse you moron
   
   
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9. 2024-07-13 at 9:04 AM UTC

   #109
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist Its an nis meme from Totse you moron
   
   
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   TOTSE wisdom is eternal.
10. 2024-07-13 at 9:09 AM UTC

    #110
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Yep, just not with Wariat
    
    Unless its wisdom concerning 12 year old girls giving him a rimjob
    
    
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11. 2024-07-13 at 2:28 PM UTC

    #111
    

    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny Hey Bradley, Did you start growing a beard so no one will recognize you when you're let out?

    
    No. I'm just cheap and don't know how to maintain one nicely so I shave my entire beard off every couple of months. It just happened to be a week after I did that that this happened. I'll probably shave mine off again before college starts in 6 weeks. I believe I last shaved two months ago when I had an interview.
12. 2024-07-13 at 2:29 PM UTC

    #112
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    I just buy 5 shaving razors for 2$ and a small 4ounce thing of pressurized Barbasol menthol shaving cream and that lasts me about a year.
13. 2024-07-13 at 2:37 PM UTC

    #113
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Bradley No. I'm just cheap and don't know how to maintain one nicely so I shave my entire beard off every couple of months. It just happened to be a week after I did that that this happened. I'll probably shave mine off again before college starts in 6 weeks. I believe I last shaved two months ago when I had an interview.

    
    I started doing that too like 10/15 years ago, you must just be getting old too BradleyB
    
    I just use clippers all over, everything comes off every couple of months when I can be assed. Don't have to do anything when its all off or really short.
    
    Skins rule
    
    
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14. 2024-07-13 at 3:13 PM UTC

    #114
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Warcry thats actually a good idea but also make sure you ring the doorbell.

    
    real
15. 2024-07-13 at 3:37 PM UTC

    #115
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    I still like whoever suggested eating the dog, oh yeah it was me, BradleyB = the good idea giver.
16. 2024-07-13 at 3:50 PM UTC

    #116
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    just steal their dog and then walk it around the neighborhood with your cat and when they are like UMMM THAT LOOKS LIKE OUR DOG THAT WENT MISSING then the next time get it groomed so it looks totally different and gaslight them and say "oh I didn't know you had a dog"
17. 2024-07-13 at 10:19 PM UTC

    #117
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I think they're keeping their dog in. It usually barks at night but I haven't heard it lately. Haven't heard them call it either.
18. 2024-07-13 at 10:25 PM UTC

    #118
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I'll go to the fence to check. If I don't hear barking I'll know they've taken it inside.
19. 2024-07-13 at 10:32 PM UTC

    #119
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Yeah they've taken it in.
20. 2024-07-13 at 11:56 PM UTC

    #120
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    PEOPLE ARE FUCKED MEANIES!!! WHY IS EVERYONE MEAN