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Jesus Christ

  1. 2024-07-12 at 2:45 PM UTC
    #81
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Lanny Jesus Christ you’re boring kafka, that’s the real JC moment here. I literally scroll past and won’t bother to read one sentence posts from you because they’re so fucking boring. Even nonciat has to write a couple sentences before causing my eyes to glaze over, at least his gay porning can occasionally get a chuckle. With you it’s just every single post without exception is you jerking yourself off over being whatever the fuck the Irish equivalent of trailer trash is.

    real
  2. 2024-07-12 at 3:10 PM UTC
    #82
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    wow lanny, you're not interested about this cat saga? This is just like malice with the homeless cats
  3. 2024-07-12 at 3:44 PM UTC
    #83
    Kinkou Actually pretty straight [my uncorrupted problematic arianrod]
    someone tell me what happened to the cat, I'm not gonna read all this shit
  4. 2024-07-12 at 3:56 PM UTC
    #84
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny Jesus Christ you’re boring kafka, that’s the real JC moment here. I literally scroll past and won’t bother to read one sentence posts from you because they’re so fucking boring. Even nonciat has to write a couple sentences before causing my eyes to glaze over, at least his gay porning can occasionally get a chuckle. With you it’s just every single post without exception is you jerking yourself off over being whatever the fuck the Irish equivalent of trailer trash is.

    I can't talk about what goes on in my life and people here deserve no effort from me.
  5. 2024-07-12 at 4:10 PM UTC
    #85
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kinkou someone tell me what happened to the cat, I'm not gonna read all this shit

    The cat came back and is fine I think. She’s still plotting to kill her neighbors
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. 2024-07-12 at 4:26 PM UTC
    #86
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Kinkou someone tell me what happened to the cat, I'm not gonna read all this shit

    A forum user named "Dirtbag African Astronaut" is embroiled in a conflict with neighbors over their cat, Akira. The tension began when the neighbors, who own a dog, started calling Akira's name, seemingly to antagonize Dirtbag. In response, Dirtbag considered practicing archery toward the neighbors' house, escalating the conflict. Dirtbag plans to install CCTV due to the frequent barking of the neighbors' dog at night. There are suspicions that Dirtbag might have stolen Akira from the neighbors or another house with many cats.

    Other forum members have weighed in on the situation. "Donald Trump Black Hole" references the "Prime Directive" from Star Trek, suggesting non-interference, while "CandyRein Black Hole" advises Dirtbag to calm down. Supportive users like "Warcry" and "Lanny Lanny" offer understanding and help. The conversation contains strong language and heated exchanges, with some users proposing violent solutions and others urging caution. Concerns about the escalating tension and potential for violence are shared by many participants.

    **TL;DR:** A forum user named Dirtbag African Astronaut is in a heated conflict with neighbors over their cat, Akira, leading to escalating tensions, CCTV plans, and divided advice from other forum members ranging from violence to caution.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. 2024-07-12 at 4:40 PM UTC
    #87
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood A forum user named "Dirtbag African Astronaut" is embroiled in a conflict with neighbors over their cat, Akira. The tension began when the neighbors, who own a dog, started calling Akira's name, seemingly to antagonize Dirtbag. In response, Dirtbag considered practicing archery toward the neighbors' house, escalating the conflict. Dirtbag plans to install CCTV due to the frequent barking of the neighbors' dog at night. There are suspicions that Dirtbag might have stolen Akira from the neighbors or another house with many cats.

    Other forum members have weighed in on the situation. "Donald Trump Black Hole" references the "Prime Directive" from Star Trek, suggesting non-interference, while "CandyRein Black Hole" advises Dirtbag to calm down. Supportive users like "Warcry" and "Lanny Lanny" offer understanding and help. The conversation contains strong language and heated exchanges, with some users proposing violent solutions and others urging caution. Concerns about the escalating tension and potential for violence are shared by many participants.

    **TL;DR:** A forum user named Dirtbag African Astronaut is in a heated conflict with neighbors over their cat, Akira, leading to escalating tensions, CCTV plans, and divided advice from other forum members ranging from violence to caution.

    Did this come from AI?
  8. 2024-07-12 at 4:42 PM UTC
    #88
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Did this come from AI?

    Obviously lol
  9. 2024-07-12 at 4:43 PM UTC
    #89
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    yes, GPT-4 can scan the web, but it's very token expensive and doesn't honor robots.txt
  10. 2024-07-12 at 4:50 PM UTC
    #90
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Sam Altman didn’t honor my robots.txt so I didn’t honor his ADT security system or his wife’s sexual preferences
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. 2024-07-12 at 5:01 PM UTC
    #91
    Bradley Florida Man
    shawty y ya burn me shawty y ya turn me shawty wanna find out shawty gotta earn me
  12. 2024-07-12 at 5:03 PM UTC
    #92
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny Sam Altman didn’t honor my robots.txt so I didn’t honor his ADT security system or his wife’s sexual preferences



    I'll fuck her with a pocket knife
  13. 2024-07-12 at 6:46 PM UTC
    #93
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    this is just like the fire escape
  14. 2024-07-12 at 8:10 PM UTC
    #94
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny Sam Altman didn’t honor my robots.txt so I didn’t honor his ADT security system or his wife’s sexual preferences

    I got robots.txt trying to log back into Totse.com and got a blank page with just 'robot.txt' showing.

    I heard you can retro delete shit
    Trump was mentioning it as well. they denied it works like that.
  15. 2024-07-12 at 8:50 PM UTC
    #95
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I can't wrap my head around it. Why would you say "I hope my dog kills your cat" to a neighbour you don't know. Is she worried I'm going to kill her dog now or is she that deluded?
  16. 2024-07-12 at 8:53 PM UTC
    #96
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I can't say what I'm going to do here.
  17. 2024-07-12 at 10:59 PM UTC
    #97
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Put some xanax in some meat and feed it to their dog so it'll be out for a couple of days. Then next night go out there shouting their dogs name followed by "I have some more treats for you you stupid dog". Or you could just go for the usual Semtex under the car job.

    Best form of defense is attack


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  18. 2024-07-12 at 11:46 PM UTC
    #98
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Dirtbag I can't say what I'm going to do here.

    Well make sure you do it quick, sounds like your neighbor is planning on killing Akira soon one way or another. THen how will you feel when they put your dead cat on the street for you to find?
  19. 2024-07-12 at 11:47 PM UTC
    #99
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    get a dog whistle and blow it super loud.

    go on Youtube and Crank up your speakers and play audio sounds they have that humans cant hear but will drive the dog fucking bat shit crazy
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  20. 2024-07-12 at 11:47 PM UTC
    #100
    Bradley Florida Man
    Eat their dog and tell them it's a dog eat dog world, dog.
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