2024-07-12 at 4:46 AM UTC
So Gigi is in County right now because I got home and I thought she said "Hey, I just made Nachos, have one" but what she really said was "Hey, I just made those Nachos, don't even eyeball them"
and so I grabbed one and starting eating it and she said "I GOT TO FUCKING REPEAT MYSELF" and she punched me in the eye and the neighbors heard it and called the cops and well OK I called them and now I have a black eye.
why are women like this?
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2024-07-12 at 3:27 PM UTC
I sincerely hope she beats your ass again when she gets out of county.
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2024-07-12 at 4:05 PM UTC
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2024-07-12 at 5:36 PM UTC
Bradley
Florida Man
[my infernally top-secret etiology]
dude you really called the cops on her for hitting you over food?
2024-07-12 at 7:08 PM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
Classic Pail Wonzy.
Vote to defund the police.
Marries and illegal immigrant.
Becomes victim of domestic violence.
Immediately calls cops.
2024-07-12 at 7:18 PM UTC
she got home this morning and now I got a matching set of black eyes
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2024-07-12 at 8:18 PM UTC
Lala indeed gets angry to the point of violence when I eat the food that I buy for us.
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2024-07-12 at 8:23 PM UTC
I’ll fucking call the cops rn
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2024-07-12 at 8:57 PM UTC
domestic abuse is not cool
2024-07-12 at 9:51 PM UTC
Oh please, like you don’t enjoy getting beat with a dildo over nachos.
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2024-07-12 at 10:18 PM UTC
Why not share a Nachos ? when I make nachos I buy a gigantic bag of chips and make it with multiple layers and black olive and jalapeno with a big jar of salsa dumped on top
lets compare my nachos to everyone else
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
I made nachos
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
woke up and made some nachos unfortunately I didn't have jarred jalapenos and didn't want to open the can i have of it just yet. oooh weel tis the fallacy of being a Bill Krozbyler
Originally posted by Kafka
I’m gonna end up punching someone for real, some skank just walked into me on purpose and Belfastys are so aggressive. I’ll give it half an hour before there’s a fight because I will shout at someone again and if it’s the wrong person that’s that.
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2024-07-12 at 10:31 PM UTC
You’re nachos look gross and I’d hit you based on that alone.
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2024-07-12 at 10:41 PM UTC
I'm having a hard time finding the right shirt to go with this pair of bruised eyebags
2024-07-13 at 1:57 AM UTC
Bradley
Florida Man
[my infernally top-secret etiology]
I wanna make a fatass plate of nachos but that's a lot of cheese.
