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  1. My transgender cat whoring for my attention.

  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Dirtbag Jul 3, 2024 - It may seem like neither side of the bed is the right side to wake up on, Virgo. The only solution you might be able to come up with today is to go back to bed. Focus on your heart because it's trying to tell you that it needs some attention. Emotions may be running quite high, so be extra careful of how you treat yourself and others.

    Like putting half the userbase on a block list so you're then even more unaware of what is going on around you

    Not the best idea ever

    If somebody talking shit around me I wanna hear that more than anything else lol


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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Dirtbag Look at him…



    Ha ha lokks like a right pussy

    Couldn't punch his way out of a wet paper bag

    Conscription will prolly be the best thing that ever happened to him, they'll make a man out of him

    Or a really butch trans woman


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  4. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Thinking about the physics exam three years ago and I can't believe it was only three years ago, seems like another lifetime. I came in a bit late and there was a reek of weed from my 80s handbag when I opened it. I was wearing black platform boots, neon pink tights and and a navy vintage Japanese dress. Hair was brown with the roots dyed ginger. I can't believe it was only three years ago.
  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Is that what you were gonna wear to go on holiday with DT?


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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    See what I mean guys, its impossible to not troll this bitch?

    You can't just ignore that ffs


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  7. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Wondering if I was American in a past life because I've often felt a stirring to celebrate the 4th July.

  8. That needs ironing.
  9. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Last year I bought a roll of toilet paper with the flag of Britian on it just to wipe my ass with all day tomorrow. gonna drink 5 doses of citracel so I'll have a nice wet shit fest tomorrow.

    Will Post Updates but no really, that TP dye will leave a fucked up rash on your ass.

    you kids are too young to remember color toilet paper they ended about 40 years back because the dyes were sus for causing not just rashes but certain cancers.


    maybe I'll just use a ball point pen and draw it on
  10. Imagine disparaging your own ancestors

    ...only in 'murica where the IQ average is room temperature.
  11. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Imagine disparaging your own ancestors

    …only in 'murica where the IQ average is room temperature.

    MOVE BACK, BRO! Go back to your homeland. live with the new Britians moving in.
  12. Originally posted by Lanny Lanny MOVE BACK, BRO! Go back to your homeland. live with the new Britians moving in.

    UK is still whiter than America, for every 100k dirties in the UK you guys get 3 million beaners
  13. Originally posted by Lanny Lanny Last year I bought a roll of toilet paper with the flag of Britian on it just to wipe my ass with all day tomorrow…

    Still hurting from 1775, eh?
  14. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Still hurting from 1775, eh?

    I thought it was the war of 1812 you guys got lucky. we could glass the fuck out of you right now if We wanted.
  15. Originally posted by Lanny Lanny I thought it was the war of 1812 you guys got lucky. we could glass the fuck out of you right now if We wanted.

    Yep. That was the year we burnt down your White House. I remember it well.
  16. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson UK is still whiter than America, for every 100k dirties in the UK you guys get 3 million beaners

    cope
  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny I thought it was the war of 1812 you guys got lucky. we could glass the fuck out of you right now if We wanted.

    We got enough nukes to do you too you know


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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    btw, America was just our little backwater bitch paying us all their dough up until 1776

    Wars in Europe were way more important to us than your silly little revolution. Hell even India was more important to us than you were back then. Where you think all that tea came from, not to mention da opium?


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    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. They had to fight the British, then they had to fight themselves, and they're still fighting to this day.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  20. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3g6e653wrlo.amp
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