I'm about to be derped

1. 2017-06-20 at 12:29 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I dunno if I'll be able to type in the next few hours. I'm trying. Lets party, im gonna buy a pirate eye patch so I can still see stuff when I'm fully fucked. *pirate eye*
   
   So I'm on day 3 or 4 of my cold turkey 30mg oxy IR tolerance, and taken much to many lyrica to ensure I sleep tonight .. along with enough clonazepam to knock an elephant out. I just wish my e cig wasn't fuckin broke... damnit... I even got pirate legs... I hate detoxes... but willpower and determination ftw only 6 more days to sanity
   
   I've made some sweet discoveries regarding the menstrual cycle and best time to cold turkey quit. Hardly any withdrawal symptoms compared to the rest of the month. Sorry guys I don't think it'll work for you. :(
2. 2017-06-20 at 12:36 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   30mg oxy is nothing
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3. 2017-06-20 at 12:36 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   why dont you buy tiane ptine online?
4. 2017-06-20 at 12:43 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Because it doesn't work for me. And I don't build tolerance higher than 30 so it's not a huge pain in the ass to quit
   
   The real subject of this thread is the 1,200mg of lyrica and 5mg of clonazepam in my system. Too bad I know I won't die. Just party.
   
   
   
   Woo.
5. 2017-06-20 at 12:44 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   A lot of drugs do not work for me, or do weird shit to me. It's my aspies-isms
6. 2017-06-20 at 12:53 AM UTC

   #6
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by Kinkou A lot of drugs do not work for me, or do weird shit to me. It's my aspies-isms

   
   It's probably just nigger DNA.
7. 2017-06-20 at 12:57 AM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i wish i was derped
   
   i wish i had ghb
8. 2017-06-20 at 1:03 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i'm northern european
   
   im making pizza
   
   before i get too high to cook....
   
   hi green! my buddy my pal, i love you greeeeen
9. 2017-06-20 at 1:03 AM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i would share my drugs with you green <3
10. 2017-06-20 at 1:08 AM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kinkou i'm northern european
    
    im making pizza
    
    before i get too high to cook….
    
    hi green! my buddy my pal, i love you greeeeen

    
    oh hey lol
    
    i'd gladly allow myself to be shared drugs with
11. 2017-06-20 at 1:12 AM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by greenplastic oh hey lol
    
    i'd gladly allow myself to be shared drugs with

    
    lets netflix and get derped pal
    
    you just gotta come over. its like 2500 miles or something? 2300? lol
12. 2017-06-20 at 1:15 AM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kinkou lets netflix and get derped pal
    
    you just gotta come over. its like 2500 miles or something? 2300? lol

    
    something like that
    
    too far to drive
13. 2017-06-20 at 1:29 AM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    FLY !!!!! spread your fabulous green wings!
14. 2017-06-20 at 1:31 AM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kinkou FLY !!!!! spread your fabulous green wings!

    
    i could potentially do it. i might take a trip pretty close to michigan over the summer.
15. 2017-06-20 at 1:37 AM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    well um... come here you can stay wit me :D
16. 2017-06-20 at 1:39 AM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    do you live in a city or way out in the cuts?
17. 2017-06-20 at 1:42 AM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    ludington
    
    map it yo
    
    its the best place in michigan. lol. ill pick you up at the airport in grand rapids :>
18. 2017-06-20 at 1:47 AM UTC

    #18
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Kinkou A lot of drugs do not work for me, or do weird shit to me. It's my aspies-isms

    
    Do you really have aspergers? I asked everyone to take the Autism-spectrum Quotient test (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autism-spectrum_quotient) and it seems to be strongly overepresented on the site.
19. 2017-06-20 at 1:50 AM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    that place does look nice
20. 2017-06-20 at 1:53 AM UTC

    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice Do you really have aspergers? I asked everyone to take the Autism-spectrum Quotient test (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autism-spectrum_quotient) and it seems to be strongly overepresented on the site.

    
    shut the fuck up
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