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2017-06-20 at 12:28 AM UTC
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2017-06-20 at 12:31 AM UTClol I always call him a fidget hoot
I look hot in your avatar, damn yo -
2017-06-20 at 12:32 AM UTC
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2017-06-20 at 12:34 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ No I ate a bag of seeds and had all the shells in a big bowl, then I cartoonishly stepped on the edge of the bowl and sent all the shells cascading across my room like a typhoon or some shit. So they're just sort of… everywhere. I haven't done anything with them yet other than use my hands to make one little pile and realize it's gonna take me maybe hours to hand pick all of these.
How about you get a FUCKING table -
2017-06-20 at 12:37 AM UTC
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2017-06-20 at 12:49 AM UTC
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2017-06-20 at 12:49 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-20 at 12:49 AM UTC
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2017-06-20 at 1 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Born and raised.
In Peshawar where you spent out most of your days
Chillin' out, maxin, relaxin' like a balla
And bowling some cricket outside of your madrassah
When a couple of jihadis who were trying to start hulla gulla
Started making trouble in your muhalla
you got in one little bombing and your mom got afsurda
she said "you're moving into a one room apartment in North Dakota" -
2017-06-20 at 1:01 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Sunflower seed brother! I am sorry. Much like Canada doesn't have butter, ND doesn't have tables. Additionally there may have been alcohol involved. The bowl was set well aside.. it.. it all happened so fast.
*heavy sobs*
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2017-06-20 at 1:05 AM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Btw, use a broom first. Broom em into a corner, then vac em up.
Brooming seeds on carpet? That's kind of a tricky task; they like to spring up in the air and be uncooperative. I'll give it a try though. At that rate my carpet is just next to a hardwood floor so I could just sweep them over there then ... sweep them into a dustpan. Lemme see what happens here. -
2017-06-20 at 1:06 AM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon In Peshawar where you spent out most of your days
Chillin' out, maxin, relaxin' like a balla
And bowling some cricket outside of your madrassah
When a couple of jihadis who were trying to start hulla gulla
Started making trouble in your muhalla
you got in one little bombing and your mom got afsurda
she said "you're moving into a one room apartment in North Dakota"
You are the best poster on this website.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-20 at 1:08 AM UTCWell I'll fucking be.
I'LL BE!!
It actually kind of works, I just have to be delicate and calculated with my sweeps.
Hats off to you sunflower brother Falconhood. -
2017-06-20 at 1:10 AM UTC
Originally posted by 1337 Uh huh, on a scale of 1-10 how likely would it be that I get v&? I don't even care of it's not pedo related, I'm more concerned about you basically doing everything you intend to do in my real, legal name. Would you do your shit with an email address attached to your real name if you had a .edu email address?
You get the email, you give me the credentials. I use it to get a free premium account at Shodan, then you report to your uni that you were hacked. i will use TOR to access it so the logs will indeed indicate it was not you. Also, having a shodan account doesn't mean shit, this is all legal freely available information. Anyone can access it with a premium account i can just access more of it. -
2017-06-20 at 1:13 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie You get the email, you give me the credentials. I use it to get a free premium account at Shodan, then you report to your uni that you were hacked. i will use TOR to access it so the logs will indeed indicate it was not you. Also, having a shodan account doesn't mean shit, this is all legal freely available information. Anyone can access it with a premium account i can just access more of it.
So then that's a no? To get access to my old email I would have to call the help desk and prove my identity so they will reset my password. Then a day later I call back and say I was hacked. Sounds legit. -
2017-06-20 at 1:14 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Brooming seeds on carpet? That's kind of a tricky task; they like to spring up in the air and be uncooperative. I'll give it a try though. At that rate my carpet is just next to a hardwood floor so I could just sweep them over there then … sweep them into a dustpan. Lemme see what happens here.
Originally posted by mmQ Well I'll fucking be.
I'LL BE!!
It actually kind of works, I just have to be delicate and calculated with my sweeps.
Hats off to you sunflower brother Falconhood.
Yeah, you gotta do a feww passes and hit it with the tips of the bristles sorta, if you depress the carpet then they spring
