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  1. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I keep thinking about this man I had an intense staring contest with. He wasn't even my type physically but it was intense. Now I'm wondering if he's my soulmate or if it's just that staring is known to create intimacy.
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  2. Are you sure he wasn't blind?
  3. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I'll let the universe decide if he's the one. Let a coin flip decide if I should track him down.
  4. Originally posted by Dirtbag I'll let the universe decide if he's the one. Let a coin flip decide if I should track him down.

    Pro tip, use a 2 headed coin...just don't pick tails.
  5. nice cope
  6. how does one cope with cope when vinny is on his cope rampage.
  7. I see our friend Wariat is thanking posts...Wariat come back and banter, all is forgiven...we even have a 12yr old ass licker lined up to welcome you home.
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  8. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    wariat says fuck u cowards shout out from da secret rear guard group chet
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  9. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Dirtbag That tactic doesn't work on a psychopath, it's what gets you killed.

    Are you calling yourself a psychopath?


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  10. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Dirtbag I'll let the universe decide if he's the one. Let a coin flip decide if I should track him down.

    This is why the British make Irish jokes all the time mocking their stupidity and that weird wonky logic they talk all the time


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  11. Originally posted by Narc Are you calling yourself a psychopath?


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    Yes. Yes, she is.
  12. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Narc Are you calling yourself a psychopath?


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    I suspect I have a psycho streak because I attract those types and have a few traits. When guys in highschool picked on me I would stab their hands with sharp pencils, punched a guy and hit another guy's face with a wet floor cone. Annoying me just makes me murderous. I have strong self-preservation instincts and no forgiveness.
  13. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Men suck at recognising danger from women. Instead it thrills them and they just can't comprehend what will happen.
  14. Thus the "baby seal" comparison.
  15. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I give warnings and they still think it's fun and games. Until it's too late.
  16. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    As long as you take into account that I care about self-preservation and won't hesitate to defend myself then you should be safe.
  17. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    That goes for attacks on my mental wellbeing.
  18. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I view attempts to make me stray from feminism as an attack on my mental wellbeing and the person behind it deserving of death.
  19. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Sometimes I give people a chance to redeem themselves, like with Donald. When I've made up my mind you can't be redeemed you're done if I get a chance.
  20. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    When you can't be redeemed, the world is better off without you. That's the case for Lanny, Sophie and Aldra.
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