What are you thinking about....

1. 2024-06-27 at 1:11 PM UTC

   #29901
   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   I keep thinking about this man I had an intense staring contest with. He wasn't even my type physically but it was intense. Now I'm wondering if he's my soulmate or if it's just that staring is known to create intimacy.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Warcry
2. 2024-06-27 at 1:14 PM UTC

   #29902
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Are you sure he wasn't blind?
3. 2024-06-27 at 1:24 PM UTC

   #29903
   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   I'll let the universe decide if he's the one. Let a coin flip decide if I should track him down.
4. 2024-06-27 at 1:57 PM UTC

   #29904
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Dirtbag I'll let the universe decide if he's the one. Let a coin flip decide if I should track him down.

   
   Pro tip, use a 2 headed coin...just don't pick tails.
5. 2024-06-27 at 1:58 PM UTC

   #29905
   Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga
   nice cope
6. 2024-06-27 at 3:38 PM UTC

   #29906
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   how does one cope with cope when vinny is on his cope rampage.
7. 2024-06-27 at 3:39 PM UTC

   #29907
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I see our friend Wariat is thanking posts...Wariat come back and banter, all is forgiven...we even have a 12yr old ass licker lined up to welcome you home.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Warcry
8. 2024-06-27 at 3:55 PM UTC

   #29908
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   wariat says fuck u cowards shout out from da secret rear guard group chet
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Warcry
9. 2024-06-27 at 9:08 PM UTC

   #29909
   

   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

   Originally posted by Dirtbag That tactic doesn't work on a psychopath, it's what gets you killed.

   
   Are you calling yourself a psychopath?
   
   
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10. 2024-06-27 at 9:12 PM UTC

    #29910
    

    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

    Originally posted by Dirtbag I'll let the universe decide if he's the one. Let a coin flip decide if I should track him down.

    
    This is why the British make Irish jokes all the time mocking their stupidity and that weird wonky logic they talk all the time
    
    
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11. 2024-06-27 at 9:13 PM UTC

    #29911
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Narc Are you calling yourself a psychopath?
    
    
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    Yes. Yes, she is.
12. 2024-06-27 at 9:13 PM UTC

    #29912
    Dirtbag African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Narc Are you calling yourself a psychopath?
    
    
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    I suspect I have a psycho streak because I attract those types and have a few traits. When guys in highschool picked on me I would stab their hands with sharp pencils, punched a guy and hit another guy's face with a wet floor cone. Annoying me just makes me murderous. I have strong self-preservation instincts and no forgiveness.
13. 2024-06-27 at 9:15 PM UTC

    #29913
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Men suck at recognising danger from women. Instead it thrills them and they just can't comprehend what will happen.
14. 2024-06-27 at 9:15 PM UTC

    #29914
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Thus the "baby seal" comparison.
15. 2024-06-27 at 9:15 PM UTC

    #29915
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I give warnings and they still think it's fun and games. Until it's too late.
16. 2024-06-27 at 9:17 PM UTC

    #29916
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    As long as you take into account that I care about self-preservation and won't hesitate to defend myself then you should be safe.
17. 2024-06-27 at 9:17 PM UTC

    #29917
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    That goes for attacks on my mental wellbeing.
18. 2024-06-27 at 9:18 PM UTC

    #29918
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I view attempts to make me stray from feminism as an attack on my mental wellbeing and the person behind it deserving of death.
19. 2024-06-27 at 9:21 PM UTC

    #29919
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Sometimes I give people a chance to redeem themselves, like with Donald. When I've made up my mind you can't be redeemed you're done if I get a chance.
20. 2024-06-27 at 9:24 PM UTC

    #29920
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    When you can't be redeemed, the world is better off without you. That's the case for Lanny, Sophie and Aldra.