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  1. Originally posted by Donald Trump This thread has 52080 posts.

    If you spent 10 seconds on each post, it would take you 20.5 days of reading with no breaks to read every post in this thread.

    you would get more value reading a can of paint
  2. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Selling my books on webuybooks. After this I'll get Monster then make Romanian potatoes.
  3. MEGA MOLE Houston
    I'll bring Kafka to America just so I can shove my cock balls deep down her throat and shoot my cum into her belly, ok?
  4. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    The only person I'll bang is the London coke dealer because he's decent unlike everyone else here. I'm going back to London next weekend.

  5. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Whoever brings me Lanny's head can have a BJ. I am serious because that's what I expect from real men.

  6. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I haven't done anything today. I must have been out of bed for two hours at the most and feel like I'm going to sleep now. The urge is p strong. Idk what's wrong. There's a can of monster on my desk and it will be hard to go get it. I think I had the dream about Snow White bcus maybe I've been poisoned.
  7. Originally posted by Dirtbag Whoever brings me Lanny's head can have a BJ. I am serious because that's what I expect from real men.


    I just want some ass
  8. frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by Dirtbag Whoever brings me Lanny's head can have a BJ. I am serious because that's what I expect from real men.


    They’ll be…hunting for head…in more ways than one

  9. Instigator Space Nigga
    00:05

    I'm nicely stoned fan is on, chilling on the sofa american dad is on I had a good walk with my mate and his Mrs earlier walking the dog, ate well.

    Chilling now.
  10. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    An optional summer fun course because I don't know how to have a life. I do want to go outside and meet people this summer but that means planning stuff to do and I'm rubbish at that.
  11. sorry I cut of lannys penis head because you weren't clear in the instructions
  12. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I really don't like waiting for my phone to charge
  13. Darwin the Ukranian Drone Pilot

  14. ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny Darwin the Ukranian Drone Pilot


    those fags are going to be treated worse than captured snipers
  15. Originally posted by ner vegas those fags are going to be treated worse than captured snipers

    Yeah it was really fucking stupid to show their faces. why in the fuck would they even do that. unless they're in poland and this is faked to convince Russians theyre the ones flying the drones.

    they probably recorded an area and got out real fast so the russians think they know where they're located by someone identifying the pickup point.

    Also a win win for IRL news
  16. also one of the greatest Elton John tunes




    shits stuck in my head and waking up to it this morning
  17. Russias gonna give this guy technology that will make Trump cringe he ever gave him this title. Americans boil to death while he hides out in one of his Arctics



  18. MEGA MOLE Houston
    Kafka definitely just wants me to dump my cum down her throat. Fr fr
  19. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I slept all day and don't know why. I probably won't be awake tonight either.
  20. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I had my day planned by the hour and am disappointed I slept through it all.
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