2024-06-24 at 3:02 PM UTC
It's historical but re-imagined as fiction.
I don't know the whole history so I'm learning. I didn't know Istanbul was Constantinople. And I think maybe Europe would be better off if it was conquered by the Turks. I'm learning that being beheaded was an honor while being hanged or having a wooden stake tapped up ur shit pussy was considered undignified.
2024-06-24 at 3:03 PM UTC
The smartest thing that ever came out of a womans mouth was draculas penis before he went BWAAH and then bit her on the penis
2024-06-24 at 3:17 PM UTC
What book is it called?
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2024-06-24 at 3:19 PM UTC
My ex gf lived 10 mins from the castle. I suspect she was a descendant of Vlad.
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2024-06-24 at 3:50 PM UTC
Originally posted by Cowboy2013
It's called Vlad Dracula The Dragon Prince by Michael Augustyn. What is this one about? And which castle? The one in Wallachia?
This one's about the history of the country.
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2024-06-24 at 3:51 PM UTC
I love those old Hammer Horror vampire movies, there's something glam about them. Timeless fashion.
2024-06-24 at 4:14 PM UTC
Enigma
African Astronaut
[memorize my carmelite sway]
My friend isn't a real vampire he just likes pretending kinda annoying when he bites me so I don't have sex with him
2024-06-26 at 9:55 PM UTC
I rescind my semen offer.
The guy was kind of an asshole.
His wife is going crazy from guilt over kids he's killed. I looked on wikipedia and see he had two wives. I didn't want any spoilers but I can tell it won't be a happy ending for her 😢
2024-06-26 at 10:08 PM UTC
And the sultan used to fuck his brother Radu's shit pussy? Idk if that's historically accurate but I saw on wikipedia they called him "Radu the Handsome".
2024-07-05 at 3:54 PM UTC
So I guess Dracula was the first to use germ warfare? Slightly before mayos started freedoming the indigenous Americans with smallpox blankets.
Cannons were just on the scenes as well as musket types of things but ig they were about as shitty as bows. I would much prefer a recurve bow to a musket at 40 yards.
There was also something called Greek fire. It sounds like it would be a good name for a restaurant but I wouldn't think Greeks had very good food.
2024-07-05 at 4:02 PM UTC
it now sucks cums from cocks instead of bloods from necks
