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  1. #1
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Hi I’m available to make friends now, PM me for my contacts so we can be besties one day like I’m besties with BradleyB.
    I may ignore your PM if youre over 250lbs (113.4kg)
  2. #2
    Elbow African Astronaut
    u dont wanna make enemies of the fatties they will roll on top of u and kill u
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  3. #3
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Bump this thread in a year

    Thanks
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  4. #4
    Bradley, it's time to grow up.
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  5. #5
    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I'm home grown
  6. #6
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    He's only going to get worse with age. People can't change their personality after the age of 30.
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  7. #7
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I turn 30 in a week what should I set my personality as???? White freestyle rapper? Sex guy? Bodybuilder? Computer Nerd?
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  8. #8
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I turn 30 in a week what should I set my personality as???? White freestyle rapper? Sex guy? Bodybuilder? Computer Nerd?

    Faggot is probably the only choice you realistically have.
  9. #9
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I don't think "sin" is a personality type

  10. #10
    They didn't have faggots in them days.
  11. #11
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson They didn't have faggots in them days.

    Sinners have existed since "the fall of man" it's built into our DNA. Only through hebrew blood sacrifice of a lamb can we be cleaned of this unholy sins of having sex with a sheep
  12. #12
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    PM me to be friends
  13. #13
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I turn 30 in a week what should I set my personality as???? White freestyle rapper? Sex guy? Bodybuilder? Computer Nerd?

    Religious zealot

    They're my fave.
  14. #14
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I turn 30 in a week what should I set my personality as???? White freestyle rapper? Sex guy? Bodybuilder? Computer Nerd?
    Bald, felon, nice guy, who plays stardew valley
  15. #15
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Oof. I'm 113.5 kg, so that's a bummer. Didn't make the cut. Hope you find the bestie you were looking for!
  16. #16
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Crispy Bald, felon, nice guy, who plays stardew valley

    no thanks, I don't want to be a pedophile / child groomer
  17. #17
    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Oof. I'm 113.5 kg, so that's a bummer. Didn't make the cut. Hope you find the bestie you were looking for!

    damn bro you're really heavy. How tall are you?

    I thought we were similar but I am only 93kg / 1.85m
  18. #18
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Enigma damn bro you're really heavy. How tall are you?

    I thought we were similar but I am only 93kg / 1.85m

    I was just joking because OP said I was fat a few days ago and I didn't bother to correct her, I'm not 113.5 kg. On the day I started my diet, which was almost seven weeks ago (from tomorrow onwards), I was 85 kg. I am now 71.8 kg (just weighed minutes earlier).

    But I'm not tall at all, I haven't measured myself exactly but people have guesstimated me at 1.80 m but I take an inch off to be sure so I claim 1.78 m instead.
  19. #19
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    My goal weight for now is 70 kg but I will lower it to 65 kg. When I started my diet at 85 kg, my first goal weight was 75 kg. Then I reached it. So I moved it to 70 kg, which is where I'm trying to get now. However with 70 kg being near, I'm aiming for 65 kg next. And when I reach 65 kg, I might go for 60 kg. The reason for this is simple, when I go back to my regular eating habits, I'll obviously gain some weight again, but if I'm at 60 kg then hopefully it won't reach 70 kg. I am sure if I do it now, I'll just go back to 80 kg and that's not cool. Therefore I have to stick to my diet for a few weeks longer. Hopefully not that much longer because I low-key wanna stop dieting now. I think I'm gonna order sushi on Friday! And watch a Japanese movie.
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  20. #20
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Michael Myers My goal weight for now is 70 kg but I will lower it to 65 kg. When I started my diet at 85 kg, my first goal weight was 75 kg. Then I reached it. So I moved it to 70 kg, which is where I'm trying to get now. However with 70 kg being near, I'm aiming for 65 kg next. And when I reach 65 kg, I might go for 60 kg. The reason for this is simple, when I go back to my regular eating habits, I'll obviously gain some weight again, but if I'm at 60 kg then hopefully it won't reach 70 kg. I am sure if I do it now, I'll just go back to 80 kg and that's not cool. Therefore I have to stick to my diet for a few weeks longer. Hopefully not that much longer because I low-key wanna stop dieting now. I think I'm gonna order sushi on Friday! And watch a Japanese movie.
    Do you wana be my friend and go on a diet with me? Im walking 10k-15k steps a day and eating under 830 cals, we can lose weight together
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